The Joker walked through the darkness wearily "Ok so far I've met 2 Harley's. One wouldn't stop crying and the second wanted to kill me" he groaned crossly. He came to another door and sighed heavily. He knew it would lead somewhere and he couldn't go back as it was nothing but darkness. He opened the door slowly and was stunned at where he turned up.

He was in his bedroom back at the warehouse "Finally at least I can get some rest" he sighed happily. He sat down on the bed and placed his face is his hands if only he could figure out why he was inside Harley's mind and why there were so many versions of her inside her head.

Suddenly an arm wrapped around his chest and slid itself inside his jacket and began tickling his chest a little while the other began stroking his hair.

"Hi Puddin" Harley said seductively. Usually he would have shoved her off and told her to get dressed but he was so freaked out that he was enjoying the consoling attitude.

He lifted his head and peered at her not turning his head "Hey Pooh" he said smiling. He liked this version of Harley better she was being sweet and obedient.

"Aw is my Mistah-J stressed lemme give you a backrub" she said massaging his shoulders.

The Joker smiled he had never let Harley do this before but he was going to in the future as it felt REALLY nice. He could have melted if he was made of butter or chocolate "Harley where did you learn to get so good at this?" he said sighing heavily.

"Well when you have such a handsome fella in your life you gotta learn to please him so I let Red be my practice dummy" she said smiling sweetly.

After about a good few minutes The Joker caved in he HAD to play with her after all she had been teasing him with her hands for quite a while. He pulled her onto his lap and was both stunned and aroused by her outfit.

Harley was wearing a red lingerie nightgown with black lace on the skirt hem and on the chest which ended at her upper thigh. She had her hair lose and was wearing natural make-up making her look VERY cute.

"Harley..." The Joker said smirking. Who knew she could look so good in such little clothing maybe he should pay attention to her more often.

Harley wrapped her arms around his neck and gazed into his dark eyes "Like what you see Puddin?" she said batting her eyelashes.

"I sure do now c'mere and give daddy some sugar" he said deviously tiptoeing his fingers up her leg.

"Ooo Mistah-J you naughty boy" Harley giggled wrapping her arms around his neck.

"That's right baby talk dirty to me" The Joker said licking his lips. If Harley was THIS kinky in her mind then what was she like in real life.

Harley started to untie his bowtie and unbutton his shirt a little flashing his chest. She then pushed him down onto the bed so he was on his back.

"So you wanna play Harls?" The Joker said grinning.

"I sure do Puddin" Harley giggled. She turned around so her butt was in his facial view and began unzipping his pants.

"Nice ass Harls" The Joker said eyeing her black lace panties. For a ditzy blonde she had great taste.

"Thanks Puddin" Harley cooed and then was hit in the face by his somewhat erect penis. She grinned deviously "It's so big..." she said stroking it.

"Aint it" The Joker said smirking. He may not like to brag about a lot of things in his life but he did like to boast about the size of his cock.

"...And hard" Harley said stroking it gently making The Joker moan.

"Harley...where did you get so good with your hands" he moaned lustfully.

Harley giggled "I had some experience before I became a doctor" she said blushing. She then began licking his tip gently to tease him.

"Yes...just like that..." he grunted enjoying the feel of her tongue.

"Like that Mistah-J?" Harley teased.

"It feels great!" he sighed heavily.

Harley then shoved his member in her mouth and sucked hard then with her free hand began massaging his balls.

"Oh...Oh god...Harley...so good!" The Joker cried as her tongue and fingers massaged him.

"Youf..ike...ip" Harley moaned as she sucked him off.

"It feels wonderful...Harley your mouth is so soft and wet" he groaned and then came in her mouth.

Harley swallowed his cum and then licked her lips "Mmm tastes good" She said smirking.

"You dirty girl" The Joker chuckled.

"Oh there's more to come Puddin" Harley said and began lowering herself inside him moaning all the while.

The Joker threw his head back as his erect member filled her wet pussy.

Harley then began riding him gently at first then harder and faster "Oh...Oh Mistah-J...yeah..yeah..just like that...oh baby" she moaned lustfully.

"Harley...Harley...you feel so good!" The Joker moaned. Usually his mind was busy with plans to thwart Batman but now all he could think about was how good this felt.

"You're so hard...and big...I love it...oh yes!" Harley sighed grabbing his shoulder's as she leaned forward.

The Joker couldn't resist and grabbed her tits "C'mon baby work that ass move faster" he said grinning.

"Oh Mistah-J...I...I'm gonna cum!" Harley sighed her face turning red.

"Me too Harley...I'm gonna blow a load inside you baby!" The Joker yelled and came inside her.

Harley cried out in pleasure her voice echoing throughout the room.

Just as The Joker was starting to enjoy himself and consider a 2nd round he felt himself falling again "No...I wanna stay in this one!" he yelled angrily.

"Puddin! Wait come back!" Harley cried looking unhappy.

"FUUUCK!" The Joker yelled crossly as he fell into the darkness again.