A/N: Hi Guys! I have 38 views omg omg lol haha! Well this coauses for a celebracion. coment below what chapter 5 shud be about! You guys are so nice lolll:) haha hope you are enjoinking the story. i will tri to respond 2 all of your nice revews. PLEASE GIVE ME CONSTRATABLE CRITISICM! omg thx. plz tell all of your frinds abt my story b/c i am actually rlly proud and it is my dream to bcum a good fanfiction arthur. LOL thanks. biiiiiiiiiii!
BTW my bff helped me with this one haha!11! so if u think its better then yushuall (did i spell that right? i am a horrible speller lol) then its probly bc she is such a good riter! lik OMG. she is the next JK rolling. ok biii for real!
I cri into the doctor's hands, cring. he says "Raini G. Indigo, please stop criing. look, swethert. aMy Pund and I love you. what's rong?"
I respawn, "i am god now." he looks confused. "wut/?" "yes. he cum in my room last nite and sed, "raini g. indigo give me your soal"." AMY GASPED! "can u make me pritty? i hate myself." he devastating self-pity reminded me of greg healthy and i started to cri again. "aMy Pund I am god not a magican!" i keep cring into doner who's breasts and he says "please Raini G. Indigo! Calm down. I am doctor who I can extract his soal from you."
this makes my cri even harder bc i have such suppertive friends. yea so what i 0nly new them for lik 11 ours! they are just soooo nice. but then i crid for longer bc i bet exerting my soal could make me a lesbian. i gag.
"what are u thinking about Raini G. Indigo." says the d0ctor who. I SAY "lesbians." because i am thinking about them.
"ooooooh!" say the doctor. "i understand. you are scared about being a lesbian! haha i gechoo. well there is an easier way 2 doo it" he runs to the console and says "we are going to Greag Hefley's school." i say, ok! We head to greg hefleys school. Westmore Middle School.
Woosh! Woosh!
I get out of the Tim And Realtors Depression In Socks and relize where we are. we smooshed Rowley! "shit" says aMy Pund. the doctor who says, "its ok. he sucks plus he is fat and ugly." I nod. Rowley is toxic and bad for Greg Heffley. "Hi Greg" I say! he looks up at me with his beatufiul beady (anal beadsssss lol) i's and gasps. "RAINI G. INDIGO. OMG I LUV YOU!" we embark in a long hug and he smells my shoalder for a very long time i almost get uncomfortable. especially when he pokes my "abdomen". "Oh my GOD!" Says Greg. "It's... It's realy their. You have..." "An "abdomen"?" I respan, fiNshing his sentense. "YES!" he gigles. I guffaw. we stare each other for a long time. really it is like we are mint for each other. it is so romantic ok listen to this song this is what is playing.
https: watch?v=g-37gJ_M9pw ok make sure when u listen to it close the space between the : and / or else it wont cum up. lol just making sure u no!
but at 2:49 in the song, Vice Principal Roy comes in and says BOYS AND GIRLS. GREG HEFFLEY COME TO THE OFFICE TO RECIEVE YOUR PUNISHMENT! YOU ARE EXPLOITED, OK? YOU SUCK ASS GREG HEFFELY." everyone scrams and Greg Healthy resembles disconcerted and abashed. I scram as he slowly dissaperts into the thin are. I scram- gods soal will never leave my hart! i feel myself slipping away... blaccness consumes me... i have passet out.