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Elda- Chapter 4 take two, Bigger and better than before.

Yuu- Yea -_-' that was my fault.


FA-AI!" Freya shouted from her beamer, "IF ANYBODY GIVES YOU TROUBLE, REMEMBER TO CALL ME AND MOMMY'LL COME WITH HER SHOTGUN!"

Fai bit his lip slightly embarrassed, "Thanks mom!"

"Wow, you're Mom hasn't changed a bit," Ashura whispered into the blonde's ear as he rubbed against him, "still as crazy as ever. Why did you make her go home if she came to pick you up?"

Fai shrugged, "I don't know." He replied knowing that really he wanted to catch a ride home with Kurogane.

"Ashura, I thought you had swimming practice to go to," a familiar voice growled behind them.

Fai looked back, trying to act as though he was startled, "Well Kuro-pin you're ninja!"

"He came all this way to get you," the raven-haired man pointed a nervous freshman.

Fai laughed nervously, a small sweat drop forming, "Oh?? Did he now?"

"And as for you, you're coming with me," Kurogane threw Fai over shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Fai laughed airily,"Where are we going?"

"Damn you're light" Kuro whispered into the beryl eyed teen's ear, "I'm not leaving you alone with that jackass ever again."

Fai grinned, "That's fine by me!"

"Why'd I have a- Souma what the hell are you doing to my car!" the garnet eyed teen roared at the eighteen year old woman. Fai looked up to see what the hell was going on. She was scratching her name lazily into the side, "I have the power to fucking not drive you home, you know."

Fai held back a small giggle, "Please Souma-san??"

"She has other friends like Kenneppa-onee," the taller one smirked, causing the girl's mouth to hang open. Souma stared, her mouth gaping at Kurogane, cutting him an evil look. "Victory is mine. Now step away from the car," Kurogane growled loudly, "and you stop squirming."

Fai laughed, "Sorry." Souma stepped away from the car, sighing in defeat.

"Let's go," Kurogane threw Fai into the passenger side, causing one of his bandages to fall off, "looks like you haven't cut for a while."

Fai looked down, a light blush painting his pale cheeks, "Yea. I haven't had as many problems lately."

"Well you're gonna have one now," the taller one's tanned digits gripped the steering wheel in vexation, "Tomoyo-outo loves dressing people up."

Fai looked scared for a moment then sighed, "So does my mother..."

"Does she take measurements in your sleep?" Something that could have been fear appeared on the younger one's crimson orbs.

Fai looked horrified, "N-no."

"Lucky bastard, Tomoyo does that so I can't fight her," Kuro parked the jeep in a drive, despite the open and empty garage.

Fai laughed, "You poor thing."

"That's her now." A petite brunette girl with dark eyes ripped Fai's door open zealously.

Fai flinched back in surprise, "Jeez! It's nice to meet you; I'm Fai, Kurogane's friend."

"So you're the infamous Fai! Even though Kurogane doesn't talk about you, I know he has quite the crush on you," Tomoyo giggled into her slender palm.

Fai blushed lightly,"Oh??"

"I was going to take his measurements," the fille's eyes gained a perverted gleam, "and he was having a very interesting dream about you."

Fai blushed more "I didn't need to know that!"

"Have I ever told you, that sometimes you need to keep your bloody mouth shut!?" Kurogane's face flushed more than Fai's

"Ah well I have to pay a visit to Yuuko's! Tata!" Tomoyo's smile brightened, "If things get higher than PG there are condoms under the sink."

Fai blushed even redder but laughed to hide it.

"That was my twelve year old sister," the taller boy slumped in his seat, "she is very evil."

"Very." the blonde replied, laughing nervously.

"Let's just go inside, do our homework, and pretend that didn't just happen," Kuro slouched out of the car and hastily opened the other's door. Fai nodded and climbed out. "My parents are not around so we have the house to ourselves," the brunette scratched his head attempting to reactify the situation.

Fai nodded again,"Okay." He grabbed his bag and shut the car door behind him.

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"'Nu-uki-kun!" Ashura whined hugging the soccer player from behind.

Watanuki's muscles tensed and he turned around, "Yes? Ashura-san?"

"Fai is ignoring me!" the youth huffed, "For that Suwa boy. I'm gonna sabotage him, you wanna help, right?"

"Uh... no thanks. I think I'm gonna have to stay out of this war. It could get bloody."

"I thought you liked having Doumeki-san around?" the school's king grinned cruelly at the younger boy's horror.

"O-of course I don't!" the sophomore yelled, waving his arms around viciously.

"Get me a picture of Fei-Wong Reed after Suwa was done with him or Doumeki will have to leave Japan."

Elda- Of course I wrote Tomo-chan.

Yuu- DUN DUN DUN! Ok so it is finally posted. *sighs in defeat* First I lost it and then my PC crashed when we had half of the re-write done. So thank heavens Elda had saved it!