Neiyo: sorry for the long update but ive finally been inspired
Although… owlie used this idea for her other fanfiction…
Oh well, whatev, its hilarious and I believe tht I shud be shared :3
On to jayfeathers story!
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS NOT SUITIBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO CRAP THEIR PANTS ONCE THEY LAUGH. BE SURE TO USE THE TOILET BEFORE READING….
JF: *eats catnip that's dried out and old* … *after a few moments, Jayfeather gets high.* Now let the story begin…
DP: HEY! IVY GURL! COME HERE
IP: WADYA WANT YA OLD HAG?
DP: dude… I'm the same age as you O_O
IP: oh ya? When's the last time you checked?
DP: just now actually T.T
IP: so… wadya want?
DP: *grabs and earring and puts it on ivypaws ear* NOW CHUR PRETTIFUL!
IP: AHH! HOLY STARCLAN! IT HURTS SO BAD! *ear bleeds insanely*
DP: MWAHAHAHA! *evily laughs and runs away screaming*
Firestar: omsc! Have you tried this drink? The twolegs call it vodka! Its tastes so *$&#Y*QYin gooooood! *is insanely drunk and high*
IP: HOLY STARCLAN IT BURNNNNNNNSSSSS!
Firestar: *sees ivypaw* DON'T WORRY GREAT GRAND NEICE! I SHALL SAVE YOU! *rushes to ivypaw but trips over Sticky, breaking it in the process*
Jayfeather: HOLY STARCLAN STICKY! *glares daggers at FS* HOW DARE YOU KILL MY WIFIEY?
Firestar: *is still extremely high and drunk* lulwut?
Jayfeather: -Jayfeather evolves into jayfeathersaurusmon!- *music plays* Digimon. Digital monsters. Digimon~
AARRGHGHGHGHHHH! JAYFEATHERSAURUSMON!
FS: O_O oh $#^%
JF: IMA FIREN MAH LAZORS! *shoots lazors*
FS: *starts feeling woozy* this is the end! *barfs out his lazor*
JF: OH NOEZ! I NEED TO EVOLVE AGAIN! TAI! HELP ME!
Tai: uhm… this is warrior cats. I'm from digimon O.o
Jayfeather: HELP ME!
Tai: nah, its fine *poofs away*
JF: RAWR! –begins evolving again-
IP: *is still bleeding and screaming in pain* ITS BURNS! ARGHH STARCLAN KILL ME NOW! JUST END IT! KILL ME!
JF: -evolves into Roxannestaristotallycool cuzimawesomelikethatmon- *more music plays* Digimon. Digital monsters. Digimon. Digimon are the champions! Digivolve into champions! Digivolve into ultimate~
ARHFGSHBOWEW! ROXANNESTARISTOTALYCOOL CUZIMAWESOMELIKETHTMON!
Everyone in the world: Uhm…. What? That's impossible I mean really, that name is fourty-seven letters long….
RM(aka Roxannemon for short!): YES IM SERIOUS! Anywhoo…
FOR ROXANNECLAN! *shoots mega ultra lazor at firestar*
Firestar: AHHH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
IP: *gets blown up* THANK YOOO STARCLAN!
XXX In the dreaded area called StarClan XXX
Bluestar: *face palm* now my clan is into digimon!
Oakheart: how… did this all start?
Bluestar: *groans* dovepaw put an earring in ivypaws ear causing her to scream excessively loud, then firestar heard this but he was drunk so he tried to save ivypaw. Unfortunately for him, he tripped over jayfeathers mate, Stick, and broke her in half. Jayfeather saw this and digivolved into some digimon
Oakheart: descriptive
Bluestar: they need to lay off the catnip
Oakheart: why?
Bluestar: IT'S DRIVING ME AND THEM INSANE!
XXX In WindClan where Jayfeather happens to be XXX
JF: HEY ONESTAR!
Onestar: yes?
JF: who is the emperor of china?
Onestar: I dunno
JF: who is the emperor of china? What is the name of the president of the USA?
Onestar: really jayfeather, I don't know. Please leave me alone to my clan duties
Jayfeather: NOOO! THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Onestar: ughhh! WHAT IS IT?
JF: I am naming four people! Who is the emperor of china! What is the name of the president of the usa! I don't know is the judge of germany!
Onestar: why germany? How do you know harespring is german?
JF: uhm… seriously. Just answer
Onestar: who is the emperor of china? I don't know
Jayfeather: NOOOOOOO! THAT'S THE JUDGE OF GERMANY
Onestar: so…. Who is the name of the president of the usa?
Jayfeather: NOO! THE EMPEROR OF CHINA!
Onestar: the emperor of chinas name is…?
Jayfeather: who
Onestar: that's wat I want to know! Whats the name of the guy?
Jayfeather: what guy?
Onestar: the emperor of china!
Jayfeather: who.
Onestar: WHO WHO?
Jayfeather: OMSC UR AN OWL! DON'T EAT ME!
Onestar: I'll eat you if you don't get OUTTA HERE!
Jayfeather: ok, but remember, who is the emperor of china!
Onestar: I DON'T KNOW!
Jayfeather: THAT'S THE JUDGE OF GERMANY!
OS: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!
Jayfeather: *tears well up and whimpers* hurtful!
OS: OMSC IM SORRY! YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! :O
XXX StarClan again XXX
Tallstar: The stupider they are, they harder the fall
Bluestar: Wait. What? That doesn't even make any sense!
Tallstar: ya it does
Bluestar: no. it doesn't
Tallstar: yes. It. DOES
Bluestar: no. IT. DOESN'T
Tallstar: YES IT DOES SO GOSHNESS!
Bluestar: DON'T GOSHNESS ME!
Tallstar: I, WILL, GOSHNESS YOU!
Bluestar: TAKE THAT BACK OR IMMA KILL YOU!
Tallstar: DUDE! IM ALREADY DEAD!
BS: THEN DIE AGAIN! RAWR! *kills tallstar*
TS: ….OwO
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Oakheart: oh bluey! *skips to bluestars body*
HOLY CHEESE ITS BLUESTAR IS DEAD!
Wait… is that even possible? O.O
XXX In ThunderClan XXX
Ashfur: OMG BRAMBLECLAW I LUFFS U
Squirrelflight: I thought you loved me
Ashfur: ya, well, that was cover
Brambleclaw: well that's just too bad because me and squirrelflight are already mates
Ashfur: WWWHHHHATT?
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks it* rejected guy love…. Rejected guy love… *slyly sneaks out*
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: O_O please stop doing that
Squirrelflight: ._." so ya, go die now Ashfur
Ashfur: URRR GRRR FINE!
*moments later*
I HATE MY LIFEEEEEE! *jumps in a puddle*
OMG IM DROWNING! *trashes around in the puddle*
Mistystar: dude. Stand up O_O
Ashfur: *stops moving* ZOMG CHU SAVED MY LIFE!
Mistystar: no… I just told u to stand up….
Ashfur: IM IN DEBT! I SHALL NOW JOIN CHUR CLAN!
Mistystar: dear god no T.T
XXX In StarClan XXX
Leopardstar: EMOTICON CONTEST XDDDD
Riverstar: OMG YES!
[the contestants are Leopardstar, Riverstar, Charlie the Unicorn, Darth Vader, Badgerpaw, Mosskit, Sweetpaw]
Leopardstar: who ever repeats an emoticon loses! Let play! BEGIN :D
Riverstar: :S
CTU: C:
DV: O:
Badgerpaw: P:
Mosskit: :P
Sweetpaw: :B
Leopardstar: SWEETPAWS A NERD XP
Bluestar: WHAT IN STARCLAN IS GOING ON? O_o
Riverstar: O.O
Charlie the Unicorn: :{P
Darth Vader: D:
Badgerpaw: V:
Mosskit: X3
Sweetpaw: XF
Bluestar: HELLO?
Leopardstar: NOT NOT BLUESTAR! WE'RE HAVING A CONTEST! :O
Riverstar: AHA! LEOPARDSTAR'S OUT! XU
Leopardstar: BEEEP IT!
CTU: ._.
DV: =_=
Badgerpaw: -_-
Mosskit: -.- HEYA MOMMY! *grins at bluestar*
Bluestar: OMG! MOSSKIT?
Sweetpaw: :3
XXX Else Where XXX
Daisy: I love you ferncloud!
Ferncloud: I LUFFS CHU DAISY!
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks in* NO! ONLY GUY LOVE IS ALOUD! *growls and slaps them silly with Stik* GUY LOVE! *slyly sneaks out*
Daisy: O_o uhm… what?
Ferncloud: w…we were j… just reciting a script! *hold up a script made by Whitewing*
Daisy: WOAH WOAH WHAT? WHITEWING MADE IT?
Ferncloud: ya, she loves girl love
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks in* guy love… B3 *slyly sneaks out*
Ferncloud: he's gotta stop doing that T.T
Daisy: I know right…
Ferncloud: let's continue!
Daisy: ok! *looks at script* oh good! Thank you starclan! *starts making out with ferncloud*
Ferncloud: *makes disturbing noises*
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[THE FOLLOWING SCENES HAVE BEEN CENSORED]
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks in and records all the censored stuff* B3 totally… going… on CBay… *slyly sneaks out once the censored stuff is finished*
Daisy: was… that… JAYFEATHER WITH A CAMERA?
Ferncloud: nahhh, I think that that was just his long lost twin, GAYfeather
Daisy: but jayfeathers…. Gay…
Ferncloud: WELL THAT EXPLAINS HIS LOVE FOR GUY LOVE!
Daisy: what about girl love?
Ferncloud: screw him, girl love is cooler
Jayfeather: *slyly sneaks in* B3 I AM Gayfeather… It's my real name… Jay was just a cover up… *slyly sneaks out whispering* Guy love… B3
Daisy anf FC: T_T he's really gotta stop that
XXX Later XXX
Jayfeather: *pulls out his laptop and goes to CBAY* this girl love is totally going on cbay AND youtube! *laughs evilly while posting the dvd on CBAY for $2094801747242037401.99 and puts it as his featured video on youtube* girl love… I need to make guy love…
Leafpool: Jayfeather? Where are you Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: SHUT UP MOTHER! I'M TRYING TO POST GIRL LOVE ON YOUTUBE!
Leafpool: *shakes head* kits these days! Getting so rebellious!
XXX MUCH MUCH LATER XXX
Ivypaw: MY EAR! IT STILL HURTS AND STARCLAN SENT ME BACK!
Dovepaw: huh?
Ivypaw: DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU PUT AN EARRING ON ME!
Dovepaw: OMSC NO! THAT WAS MY uh… er… EVIL TWIN SISTER IVYPAW!
Ivypaw: oh! Ok! WAIT! I'M IVYPAW! :O I'M EVIL! DARK FOREST TAKE ME! *jumps into the dark forest portal that randomly appeared*
Dovepaw: O_o YOU ALREADY GO TO THE DARK FOREST WHEN YOU DREAM! AND I WAS JOKING! IT WAS ME!
Ivypaw: *drops from the sky* oh.
Dovepaw: *face palm*
XXX
Neiyo: sorry, not much inspiration for this story
So
Uh
…. Sorry it was really crappy-
-ly bad
Well.. uhm… BYE
THEN
CYA
NEXT C
HAPT
ER!