Yay Chapter 4!
Ok so I know this chap was up a day after the last chap but it is so I can make-up for missing my deadline last Friday.
Soul: I am in this chap now right?
Me: Yes you are.
Soul: FINALLY! *starts to randomly dance around*
Maka: Calm down!
Me: YEAH! What she said.
Maka: Hehe!
Me: Maka can you do the disclaimer for me please?
Maka: Yeah sure! MakaAlbarn888 does NOT own Soul Eater or Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland all rights go to respectful owners.
Me: Thank you Maka.
Maka: No problem.
On with the story!
Previously on Maka in Wonderland…
"I can take you to the Hare and the Hatter that is the best I can do." The cat grinned Maka nodded the cat disappeared she looked around to see where he went he reappeared into the clearing "Coming?" he asked she nodded and followed him she looked up into the sky and saw the moon turn upside-down and it turn into the Cheshire Cat's wicked smile.
Maka walked into a field she looked around and saw a partly burned windmill and a small cottage in the middle of the field was three or four dining tables all placed into one long line there was Blair the dormouse and a hare and also a man he was sat down in the biggest chair that was at the tables he had his arms crossed and his head was facing the ground he looked like he was sulking he looked up and he looked dull and miserable.
When he noticed Maka his face lit up the Hatter had white hair and bright red eyes Maka was taken aback by the colour of his eyes and hair it was a bit unusual since the only people who had white hair were old people but this person was very young, He jumped up onto the tables and walked across them smashing or ruining any cutlery or teapots, plates, cups and saucers that were in the way he jumped off the end of the tables and knelt down "You're back!" he exclaimed obviously very excited "Maka you're back!" he said with complete joy "She ISN'T Maka she's the wrong one!" Blair protested "She's the RIGHT Maka I'd know her anywhere." He argued "I'd know him anywhere." Blair and the hare laughed at this "As you see we are having a tea party…" he began and he lifted her up onto the tables and walked across them dragging her on the way he reached his chair and sat down leaving Maka standing on the table "And your terribly late… Naughty." He gently poked her "Kyahahahahahahahahaha…c-cup." The hare laughed "Crona…" Hatter said Crona looked down at the cup which was smashed "Poor cup…" he sniffled no one paid attention to him though "We've been thinking of things that begin with the letter M….." Hatter started then he leaned in and whispered "Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?"
"DOWN WITH THE BLOODY BIG HEAD." The three of them blurted "What?" Maka asked "Down with the bloody big head – Bloody big head being the queen." answered "Come, come we must commence with the slaying and such, Maka must slay the Jabberwockey to set us free or when is the most convenient..." the Hatter pulled out a pocket watch "And waiting." He finished "IT'S TICKING!" Crona panicked "All this blood and slaying has put me off my tea." Kid groaned, the Hatter sharply inhaled "The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Black*Star is off his tea." The Hatter mocked "What happened that day was not my fault!" Cheshire stated.
Hatter's eyes turned from red to complete black "Ooohh dear…" Crona gasped "You ran away to save your own skin while the others stayed to help the wounded you worthless piece of crap Macbeth should be the one to stick your head on a spike you should just DIE!" Hatter yelled "HATTER!" Blair shouted the Hatter's eyes went back to their normal colour "I'm fine." He wheezed "Oohh meow…" Crona mocked "I said I'm fine." The Hatter spoke again "What happened to you Soul…" Black*Star stared "You used to be the life of the party and you used to do the best Futterwacken in all of wit's end." "Yes I was good." Soul replied "Futter-What?" Maka asked "Futterwacken…." Crona started to do a little jig "It's a dance." Blair finished.
"When will you do the Futterwacken again Soul?" Black*Star asked "On the Frabjous day when the White Queen once again wears the crown, On that day I shall Futterwacken…. Vigourously!" he said everyone laughed.
Suddenly a loud bark was heard and everyone stopped what they were doing "The Knave." Blair panicked, Crona hid behind Black*Star "Goodbye…" Black*star waved his tail and disappeared into thin air Crona sat back down in his seat and began sipping his tea so did Blair Soul turned to Maka "Drink this." He said shoving the shrinking liquid down her throat Maka began to cough and shrank to a size of a mouse Soul grabbed her with one hand and a large teapot with the other hand and shoved Maka in it "Be quiet." he said "Why?" she asked "Because…" he started "They are after you." Maka gasped as Soul shut the lid.
Soul: Uhhh… Why did I just shove a midget Maka into a teapot?
Maka: Watch the movie you'll understand then *Hands him the D.V.D."
Soul: Thanks.
Me: Ok I know it was a short chapter again so sorry about that.
Maka: It's ok
Me: Thanks. I have to go now got homework to do T.T I bloody hate homework
Maka: Same
Me: Yeah… anyway see ya soon
Maka: Ok see ya
Me: Bye!
Next chapter is up on Wednesday 28th March
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