Hi guys! So, please go look at my profile, because it has information on the sequel date and stuff… so you should go check it out. :P
Anyway, due to availability of Hunters, I am interviewing Thalia today instead of going in some couple-ish order and interviewing Juniper. See the Hunters were in town chasing a… something I am apparently not permitted to tell you (Thalia grabbed the computer), so I am going to interview Thalia while she is in the area and has time. Come on in, Thalia!
Interview With Thalia
Me: Hi Thalia! Wow this is really cool… Those of you reading, I've never met Thalia before. She wasn't exactly in LLPA for very long, and I never had to write from her point of view, and Annabeth had the empathy link… it just wasn't possible or necessary. You guys finally get to see me being star struck by book characters!
Thalia: Haha hi people! You realize right that there's a lot I can't tell them about the Hunters?
Me: Thalia they read the books. They know stuff.
Thalia: Fine… I'll try.
Me: Alright, we're going to do this fast because I should be in bed right now because I'm getting over being sick! Unlike some people, I can't take ambrosia and go on like nothing happened. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
Thalia: "Underneath." The whole line would have been a lot more interesting. It was something about hiding under the bed. And it was actually page 57, I started counting on 56 and just carried it over.
Me: Alright. Random. What can you hear right now?
Thalia: Your mom is watching Oprah.
Me: Wow. Weird. FYI, my mom doesn't actually like Oprah. I've never seen her watch it. I guess something interesting must be on or something. Maybe someone cool actually came on. (I do not own Oprah. Thankfully.)
Thalia: I love how you felt the need to state that your family had no interest in Oprah.
Me: She kind of just… bugs the crap out of me. Next question. Turn on the T.V. What is on?
Thalia: …Oprah.
Me: No comment. Type your name with your elbow.
Thalia: trghalkikaqz. I'm not very good at that.
Me: Haha, nope. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Thalia: Do I have to?
Me: Yes, please. Percy, Grover, and –
Thalia: That gives me no reason to think it isn't pointless.
Me: I was going to say "and Annabeth all did it."
Thalia: Fine. spins A sticky note that says "Lego 7654"
Me: I honestly do not know what that is. (I also don't own Lego's. I mean like… I own Lego's. Well like I don't play with them right now, my brother kind of inherited all of them, but I don't own the company… oh never mind.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Thalia: Your brothers spelling list.
Me: Boring. Without looking, guess what time it is.
Thalia: 10:40.
Me: What time is it really?
Thalia: 10:39. Not bad.
Me: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Thalia: I was outside walking from the sidewalk to your house (Artemis kind of…. Teleported me, if you can call it that. You know what I mean.) and on the way I had to kill a… well ok there was kind of a Hydra in your front yard…
Me: WHAT?!
Thalia: Well there isn't any more, gosh.
Me: Okay then. I need to start having less half bloods around this place.
Thalia: Max, have you ever considered that maybe you could…
Me: I could what?
Thalia: Forget it. Next?
Me: What are you wearing?
Thalia: Black skin tight skinny jeans, a black Paramore t-shirt from Hot Topic (Max does not own Hot Topic or Paramore, though I know she wishes she owned Paramore), gray Converse (Max does not own Converse. Well she does, two pairs, but not the company that makes them.), my Camp necklace, silver circlet from Artemis, my bracelet that turns into a shield, and a leather jacket.
Me: Typical Thalia. But I want that shirt. I am jealous. Did you dream last night?
Thalia: Yes.
Me: What about?
Thalia: I don't remember exactly. All I know is I was killing something.
Me: Pleasant. When did you last laugh?
Thalia: When the Hydra in your front yard made Grover scream like a little girl. :P
Me: Where was I when this was happening?! Oh well. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Thalia: Crap.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Thalia: Well, sorry.
Me: Forget it. Haha. Seen anything weird lately?
Thalia: Other than Grover? Umm…
Grover: Hey, I heard that!
Thalia: I'm ok with that. :P
Me: Moving on! Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Thalia: There's a lot about me that you don't know, I'm not exactly a consistent character. Location isn't something consistent about the Hunters. :P Well… I would say that most people would be surprised to find that when I first met Percy, I actually thought he was kind of cute. Keep in mind I wasn't a Hunter yet, I despised the Hunters, and I was the same age as him, it was natural. A week into knowing him I realized he was like a brother to me and would always be that way, and I really did love him like a brother no matter how much I acted like I hated him. But I thought he was kind of cute.
Percy: Seriously?
Annabeth: Haha. I knew.
Thalia: You knew?
Annabeth: I knew you well enough to know how to interpret you. We may not have had an empathy link left, but I think it was forming up until LLPA. I think it was always there, waiting for the right time to be needed. But yes, I knew.
Percy: Seriously?
Thalia: Annabeth you knew all this time and didn't tell me?
Annabeth: Well you didn't tell me. I decided it must all have been in my head.
Percy: SERIOUSLY?!
Annabeth and Thalia: YES, PERCY. SHUT UP!
Thalia: Wow.
Annabeth: Weird.
Percy: pouts
Annabeth: kisses Percy on the cheek
Percy: sigh
Thalia: Alright, moving on.
Me: Okay! If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Thalia: Can I get rid of politics? Anarchy doesn't sound that bad to me…
Me: I hereby revoke this question from you because whatever you did would send the world into a downward spiral. :P What's the last book you read?
Thalia: Tell me, when do I have time to read?
Me: Good point. What was the last thing you ate?
Thalia: Hmm… rabbit, I think.
Me: Yum? Describe your personality.
Thalia: There's not enough time in the world. :P
Me: What was the last thing you thought?
Thalia: How complicated would it be to explain who I am in a paragraph when Max should already be in bed and I am keeping her up?
Me: Well I HAD to interview you while you were in town. What's it like being you?
Thalia: Actually pretty mellow. There aren't a lot of worries as a Hunter.
Me: Good point. What are your thoughts on writing?
Thalia: I wish I had time to do it. Then maybe I would like it.
Me: What was the last website you visited before FanFiction?
Thalia: You showed me what MLIA is (.com I don't own it, I don't know who does, but I wish I were them, I love MLIA.).
Me: Well everyone in the world deserves to know what MLIA is. What was the last thing you cooked?
Thalia: Me? Cook? Pshaw.
Me: What color are the walls of the room you're in?
Thalia: Purple.
Percy: She said purple.
Me: I am aware. What person is most important to you?
Thalia: Artemis.
Me: I guess that's the answer I expected. What's your favorite childhood memory?
Thalia: I grew up as a tree. I don't have any. Anything before that is a blur.
Me: Alright. Scariest moment of your life?
Thalia: Standing on Half-Blood Hill sacrificing myself for my friends.
Me: Ouch. Sounds like a legitimate scary moment. Use one word to describe yourself.
Thalia: Hot.
Me: Haha, nice. What made you smile today?
Thalia: Killing the Hydra in your front yard.
Me: You sure are interesting sometimes :P Last rainbow you saw?
Thalia: Iris message. Bad question for Half-Bloods.
Me: Do you want a haircut?
Thalia: Definitely not.
Me: Have you ever been in a fight?
Thalia: Ha. Many.
Me: Just FYI everyone, I did take out a few questions because they just aren't relevant to Hunters. So… there you go.
Thalia: I gotta run, Artemis is calling.
Me: Bye Thalia!
everyone hugs her
Thalia: Bye guys! jumps out window and runs away
Me: She's gonna pay for that window… right?
Percy, Grover, and Annabeth: Nope.