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AN: Here's a big 'thank you' to everyone who reviews, watches, and favs...
THANK YOU! C:
So, here's a reward for you all: A letter to Santa from Envy! This one is probably my second favorite, so once you read, feel free to review! And 'feel free to review' as in 'PLEEEASE review!' [:
For Christmas, Envy wrote this little letter:
Hey Santa…
Hello there, jolly red fat-man.
I've slowly begun to notice how everyone seems to have it so much better than me and, to be honest, it's nothing but irritating. Now, I've never asked for much—a little red stone every now and again, a good time wearing someone else's skin and running around causing mischief. But I mean, come on, who doesn't want to have a good time? Certainly you've got a hot vacation-spot for the other three-hundred-and-sixty-four (not including the extra day in a leap-year) days to go to and unwind.
So, here's the deal: I want the death of the human-race. Or, if that's too "inconvenient" for you, the death of that bastard and his two sons. All three would please me much, two is okay, and one is just questionable. Seriously, you're supposed to be an all-knowing entity or something, I'm sure that three little lambs suddenly vanishing from the field won't bother too many people.
Well, that's pretty much all I'll be needing this year.
Thanks ahead of time.
…Toodles,
Envy
P.S. If you fail, I swear, I will find you, and oh the things I shall do…