Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(Originally sung by someone, now sung by Kai)
Voltaire got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from a party Christmas Eve.
He'd got drunk and then he trashed the building
So the people at the party made him leave.
As he was walking down the pathway
He never saw the reindeer coming his way.
He heard the hooves just at the last moment
Then he got trampled and heard somebody say:
Voltaire got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from a party Christmas Eve.
He'd got drunk and then he trashed the building
So the people at the party made him leave.
Now his face is smeared across the tarmac
And he's got a hundred broken bones.
On Christmas he's in bed in the hospital
And he drives the doctors mad cos he moans.
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Well what do you think? By the way, in case you hadn't realised we're only doing chapters for this story during December. But it is hell having to wait a whole year to continue a story.
(Originally sung by someone, now sung by Kai)
Voltaire got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from a party Christmas Eve.
He'd got drunk and then he trashed the building
So the people at the party made him leave.
As he was walking down the pathway
He never saw the reindeer coming his way.
He heard the hooves just at the last moment
Then he got trampled and heard somebody say:
Voltaire got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from a party Christmas Eve.
He'd got drunk and then he trashed the building
So the people at the party made him leave.
Now his face is smeared across the tarmac
And he's got a hundred broken bones.
On Christmas he's in bed in the hospital
And he drives the doctors mad cos he moans.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well what do you think? By the way, in case you hadn't realised we're only doing chapters for this story during December. But it is hell having to wait a whole year to continue a story.