"Be there and I don't care if you have to kill to get in."

So this was what Lucy meant, Natsu thought. True enough, it was difficult to get out of class, much less attempt sneaking upstairs. Evergreen sensei wasn't a slacker in teaching english and Gray kept glaring daggers at me. What the heck is wrong with him?

How did I get out? It was thanks to my ingenious idea- setting sensei's desk on fire! It was pretty darn fun and sensei's expression was funny as hell. So while everyone screamed and left for the exit, I used my ninja skills and got up to the roof. Hehe, I always knew I was smart.

"You're here." Lucy lay sprawled on the floor with a bento on her knee and was on the process of munching onigiri. "Care to share all this food?" I asked hopefully.

"Not until you explain how you know I'm the author."

Huh, easy peasy. "We're facebook buds." Lucy widened her eyes and I grinned, now she remembers. She blinked in suprise, "You're Natsu Dragneel?" I flashed a toothy grin, "Yup!" She squealed, "Omigawd I thought I would never meet an online friend on real life! But why didn't you go to school for the past months?" I sat down next to her and scratched my head, "I'm from foster care and I've been home-schooled quite awhile now since my father Igneel left me."

Lucy dropped her food and took out her notebook and propelled forward, intrigued, "Go on..." I chuckled somewhat bitterly, "Aw Luce its mean to just make up a depressing character like me without my permission."

Suddenly, I felt something being shoved to my mouth... onigiri?

"Baka, you're not depressing! Smile stupidly like you always do." Lucy's voice went from loud to hushed, which was kind of strange. Is she bipolar?

"Ne ne the onigiri you just made me eat... is it the same one you were munching before?"

Awkward silence.

"HOLY SHIT GAHHH I'M SORRY NATSU! I MEAN NATSU SAN! AHHH SCREW IT! I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CHOKE ON MY M-MY My my my m-" I found Lucy's stuttering weird but kinda cute at the same time if possible. She glared at me but failed utterly (was she a tsundere?), "B-B-BAKA IT'S NOT LIKE I M-MADE YOU E-EAT IT BECAUSE I D-DIDN'T WANT Y-YOU TO LOOK SAD!"

I laughed aloud which made her even more pissed but her angry face was quickly replaced with a confused/panicked face. "Why does it smell like gas..?" My nose picked up the strong gas scent, "They're not done with sensei's desk yet?"

Right after I said those words I felt a chill on my back and the evil aura was coming off Lucy who was speaking dangerously, "Natsuuuuu what do you meannn?" I fake laughed uncomfortably, "Uhhhh I set Evergreen sensei's desk on fire to cause a distraction and come here."

Lucy's ear piercing scolding followed, "BAKAMONO AT THIS RATE THE FIRE PROBABLY SPREAD UP TO EVERYWHERE-!"

Too prove her point god decided to launch a fire on the roof's only entrance/exit which didn't make Lucy any happier.

She screeched, "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" I sweatdropped, "Just jump down with me."

"Eh?"

A/N: Tada! CLIFFHANGER U MAD BRO?! ;D