Wow! I got 5 OCs. People ARE reading my story!

Oh, and I had a lot of time today, so it's long! Enjoy!

In ThunderClan, the birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming, and Bramblestar was throwing pineapples at Highledge.

"Whee!" he giggled. "LOOK AT ME, MOMMY!" he screamed.

"Your mom's not here, she's near a deer!" sang Sorreltail, dancing in the warrior den.

"GET OUT OF HERE, I'M SLEEPING!" screamed Dustpelt.

"Fine, dude." Sorreltail pouted and stomped off.

"I LOVE MICE AND VOLES AND THRUSHES AND FINCHES AND SQUIRRELS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!" screeched Squirrelflight, skipping by.

Bramblestar reached for his pile of pineapples. Suddenly, it burst into flames.

"EEK! SAVE ME, MATEY!" sreamed Bramblestar, leaping behind Squirrelflight.

A bush burst into flame. A small black tom with white patches and green eyes popped up, holding a box of matches.

"HI INFERIOR KITTIES, MY NAME IS RAILHEAD AND I LOVE FIRE!" he roared.

"I'm not inferior to you!" Bramblestar grumped. "You're inferior to me, if anything!"

"Why are you here?" frowned Leafpool.

"'CAUSE HE'S A MOUSEBRAIN!" screamed Jayfeather.

"Well, RiverClan has rivers, so it's hard to light stuff on fire, ShadowClan is kinda marshy, so everything's wet, and in WindClan there's nothing to burn!" said Railhead.

Then Berrynose ran in with a tube of lipstick. "Look, a new color of lipstick was released!"

Then a pretty black and white she-cat with amber eyes ran in and knocked the lipstick out of Berrynose's paw and crushed it. "I HATE GIRLY GIRLS!" she yelled.

"No!" sobbed Berrynose. "NOT MY LIPSTICK! AND I'M A HOT TOM, NOT A GIRL!"

"Whatever," scoffed the she-cat, waving her silver-tipped tail. "I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS…"

"SILENCE! MUSIC IS HAPPY, SO BE SILENT!" yelled Dustpelt.

"WHO ARE YOU? MARRY ME!" screamed Thornclaw. Blossomfall slapped him.

"I'm Mossbird, and no thank you."

Railhead lit the remains of the lipstick on fire (is lipstick flammable?) as Berrynose continued to sob.

"When will someone marry me?" wailed Thornclaw.

"That would only happen once in a blue moon," scoffed Poppyfrost.

"Hi!" mewed a gorgeous golden tabby with green eyes. "Did you know that a blue moon occurs when there are two full moons in one month?"

"Whoa," mewed Brightheart.

"Yeah! Did you know that a hydrogen atom has two protons?"

"SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES!" screamed Jayfeather.

"Oh, and I'm Timelady!" she mewed. "Did you know that there are 86,400 seconds in a day?"

"MARRY ME!" screamed Thornclaw.

"Did you know that the word 'no' was derived from the Old English word 'ne'?"

"Is that a rejection?" wondered Thornclaw.

"Yes- AND STOP ASKING PRETTY SHE-CATS TO MARRY YOU!" screamed Blossomfall, and hit him with the remains of a pineapple.

Then a bright ginger tabby tom with cream patches ran into the camp. "Do you have Cocoa Puffs?" he asked.

"Uh…" Briarlight frowned.

"What?" mewed the tom, blinking his blue eyes. "What's wrong with Cocoa Puffs?"

"EVERYTHING!" roared Jayfeather and Dustpelt.

"Ooh, we can all obsess over food together!" cheered Cloudtail. "We'll form a... wait, what's your name?"

"Blazingriver!" mewed Blazingriver.

"We'll form the Blazing Cloudy Food Club!" said Cloudtail, and they went off to talk about Cocoa Puffs and other stuff.

Then a butterfly flew into the camp, with a laughing red tabby she-cat with creamy patches trailing after it.

"Hee hee!" she giggled, and collapsed onto the ground twitching. "Hee hee!"

Then she smiled and got up. "Hi, my name is Cherryfur!" she mewed cheerily. "Have you got any rainbows?"

"RAINBOWS ARE CHEERFUL AND PRETTY!" screamed the grumpy kitties (Jayfeather and Dustpelt).

"Did you know that rainbows are formed when white light separates into colorful beams of light?" mewed Timelady.

"Well, I'm cheerful!" smiled Cherryfur. Then a hunting patrol came back.

"Cherrypaw caught a fish in the lake!" mewed Foxleap happily.

"Oh, a fish!" purred Cherryfur. After it was dropped onto the fresh kill pile, and since every elder and kit and queen had already been fed, she ate it.

"Yum!" she smiled. She went off to share tongues with the other cats, and settled down by Leafpool and Squirrelflight.

"Don't you hunt Cocoa Puffs? Shouldn't there be Cocoa Puffs in the fresh kill pile?" wondered Blazingriver.

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep so I can prank-uh, I mean, watch you..." sang Mossbird.

That night, it rained, and the next day, a rainbow came out.

"It's an omen!" gasped Bramblestar. "The newcomers shall stay!"

"DANG IT!" yelled Railhead. "ONE OF MY LIGHTERS GOT SOAKED!"

Thanks for reading... I'll update next week!