Chapter four: the aftermath
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Three hours, 2 minutes and 47 seconds later (all ways precise)
Akadou was becoming conscious and saw Ender standing above him.
"THIS IS FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT YOU BEING A JINCHURIKI!" yelled Ender punching Akadou in the stomach.
"THIS IS FOR HAVING A LOW ALCHOL TOLERANCE!" yelled Ender punching Akadou in the stomach again
"AND THIS IS FOR…." Was cut off by the sound of him punching Akadou. This continued for 5 minutes 52 seconds and 5 mille-seconds (uber precise).
"Ooo a PM" said Ender who got a PM (player message) and dropped Akadou who was being held by the collar of his coat.
The PM read: "party member 'Kirito' has logged off"
"Dang it," said Ender "hey Akadou lets go train"
"Okay, wait can you help me up" Akadou said faintly
Ender walked over and grabbed Akadou's arm and pulled him up.
"SURPRISE MOTHERF*****!" exclaimed Akadou punching Ender in the face so hard he flew back through Hokage Mountain and through the gate.
"Come on man seriously." said Ender getting up looking at the destruction and brushing the dust of his coat.
5 hours 33 minutes and 15 seconds later (do we even need to comment on our precise timing?) Kirito logged on
"KIRITOS BACK!" exclaimed Akadou
"Sweet now, 3, 2, 1" said Ender
Suddenly Akadou was gone in a flash of red and cyan, making a sonic boom and through the whole village his voice could be heard screaming "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE" He then stopped in front of Kirito and said "Mine" as he spin kicked him into the air (Yes that is somehow possible) and leaped into the air as he enter Jinchuuriki mode and started punching Kirito hundreds of time, his fists were so fast that someone would have seen hundreds of them hitting Kirito as he was suspended in mid-air by the bunches of fists.
"God dammit," said Ender activating his Mangekyo Sharingan yelling ", SUSANOO!"
Immediately a red spectral warrior clad in a huge purple cloak which obscured its figure and Ender. Then the cloak folded back revealing plated armour and separated at the back and became two huge draconic wings. The huge figure flew over to Akadou with Ender inside the susanoo. When he was directly above Akadou by about 5 miles, 20 kilometres and 22 centimetres (not just time we are precise about almost everything) he stopped flying and just dropped. Meanwhile Akadou suddenly stopped pummelling Kirito for a second to then Deliver an even stronger punch to the now almost level 80 (halfway to level 80) Kirito who was now falling towards the spawn in front of the just repaired gate, Akadou then yelled "HOKUTO ONE HUNDRED HEAVENLY FISTS OF DESTRUCTION!" as Kirito was falling with a confused look on his heavily battered face.
"YO AKADOU THAT'S ABIT MUCH DON'T YOU THINK" exclaimed Ender now falling at terminal velocity.
"SCREW YOU," yelled Akadou spinning around doing hand signs "LIGHTNING RELEASE, LIGHTNING SPEAR!" A huge bolt of lightning flew out of Akadou's hands which flew at Ender who span out of the way and raised his fist and punched Akadou in the face. Suddenly a there was a huge earth shattering BOOM! Akadou was punched so hard he broke the sound barrier! It was lucky they were in mid-air or the village would have been levelled. Akadou plummeted to the ground causing a crater and a small explosion.
2 minutes and 15 seconds earlier
Asuna, Klein, Agil and Sinon logged on.
"Wow this is nice" said Asuna
"Yep, welcome to the leaf village" said Agil
"If there are ninja then there are probably samurai in this game."
"There are" said Agil
"What kind of ranged abilities are there?" asked Sinon
"Kunai, shurrikens and most jutsus" informed Agil
"What's that?" said Asuna hearing Akadou's yelling
"No clue" said Agil
A few moments later Kirito landed in front of them
"Hey guys" said Kirito faintly
Soon after Akadou landed next to them.
"Hey Kirito who are they" said Akadou nearly unconscious
"What the hell was that all about?" asked Kirito
"Next time actually tell us when you log out rather than an automated message." Said Akadou.
Ender landed next to everyone.
"That was so badass" said Ender to himself
"Thanks Ender now I'm at half health." Akadou
"You got owned." Stated Ender
"Shut up Ender" said Akadou
"Nah"
"Help me up"
"No, not after last time."
"I'm gunna kick your ass."
"No you're not"
At that moment Akadou leapt at Ender trying to punch Ender. At that moment a small puff of smoke appeared and Klein and Ender swapped places. Klein was flung into the gate denting it.
"F*** you Ender" said Akadou
Ender laughed
"FALCON PUNCH!" yelled Akadou as he struck Ender in the face sending him into and through the gate.
"God dammit" said Ender
"BITCH SLAP" exclaimed Akadou bitch slapping him back through the gate.
Ender landed in a heap. Akadou rushed over to him with a three tails jinchuuriki cloak. Ender disappeared using the body flicker technique.
"Oh and I'm sorry I'm not sorry." Said Ender
"THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GOING TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!" said Akadou gaining two more tails!
"Hey" said Ender
Akadou span around now surrounded with a blood red jinchuuriki cloak and grabbed Ender by the throat who immediately disappeared, a shadow clone!
"I WILL F**** YOU UP ENDER YOU B****" Shouted Akadou now in his 7 tails mode, bones forming around him.
"Yes give in to your hatred, let it flow through you!" said another Ender clone
"Guys we need to go!" said Kirito
"Does this always happen?" asked Klein
"From what I've seen, yes." Said Kirito
"Why is he glowing red?" asked Asuna
Yui flew out of Asuna's hair saying "mummy, daddy we need to go!"
"Alright" said Kirito as they ran to the gate