Sorry for the long wait! Here is the new chapter of, 'The truth about going to the world of Naruto!'

Oh, and you guys are right. I WILL be a good guy. It just wouldn't be cliché if I wasn't. :p

The Truth about going to the world of Naruto!

Written by: The Former PrinceofDDR

Chapter 3

That is one BIG-ASS Snake. And a mysterious man comes to the rescue!

"Uh…ah…wha…what happened to me…?"

Those were my first words as I began to regain conciseness. My pudgy body was aching all over. And by the looks of the bright sun being blocked by the many trees, I was on my back in a forest of some sort.

"Damn. I thought that those voices would have been at least nice enough to drop me off near a village. Note to self, 'Never trust a voice if you can't see the speaker'," I grumbled to myself as I slowly got to my feet.

Oh, yeah. I just realized that I never described myself to you guys fully. Well, except for the 320 pounds, man-boobs thing.

Anyway, I was currently wearing a Bright-Red jacket with a zipper and buttons, and LOTS of pockets. What I HAVE in said pockets, you'll find out later.

Moving on, underneath the jacket, I was wearing a very large and gray T-shirt with the words 'I'm not BIG, you're just small' on it, with emphasis on the word 'big'.

I also wore blue jeans that were a bit faded on the legs, and black and white Nike shoes.

And lastly, I had light-brown skin. Plus, I was 5ft.11 inches tall. And I had brown eyes, and a shaved head.

Now that that's done, let's get back to the story.

"Sigh… Guess I should get to walking, and hope that I find a village soon," I said to myself, randomly picking a direction and walking off.

The forest was not bad to look at. By the dew I saw on all the leaves around me, I could tell that it was morning in wherever I was.

I felt sort of calm, walking through the serene forest. The birds were chirping, the sun shining, and the relative silence was golden.

And I was bored as hell.

"Man… I've been walking for about 12 minutes, and I STILL haven't seen any sign of life. Well, other then those birds, which are REALLY starting to annoy me now…" I mumbled to myself, glaring at the birds. "Sigh I just wish SOMETHING exciting would happen!"

HIIISSSSSS…

"What was that…?" I said, whirling around almost franticly, trying to locate the sound.

HIIISSSSSSSSSS…

"Show yourself!" I said bravely…which the exact OPPOSITE of how I really felt was.

I just had to open my BIG, FAT, MOUTH.

Because shortly after I said that, I saw a HUGE shadow overshadow MY huge shadow.

And trust me, that is NOT easy to do.

I was considering simply running away so that I wouldn't have to FACE whatever was behind me.

But me, like the dumb young man that I was, turned to see what could possibly make such a big shadow.

…I wish I hadn't.

For right behind me, was a HUGE snake.

A snake that was staring at me.

With a VERY HUNGRY gaze.

I could swear that in my mind, I could hear the snake saying, 'MMMMMM! Fresh, FAT, meat!

Trying VERY hard not to wet myself, I did the first thing that came to mind.

I fainted.

Most of you reading this are probably like, "Fainting is just going to get you killed! Why don't you RUN!?"

I didn't run for two reasons.

The first reason is because I knew I wouldn't get very far at all.

And as for the second reason…

It was a BIG-ASS snake.

How would YOU react?

P.O.V: Mysterious Man

"Whew! That was a good hunt I went on today. My clan will have plenty of meat for a while now!"

These were the words that I said to myself as I hopped from tree to tree, eager to get home and cook said meat.

As always, the game in the Forest of Death was as good as ever. I caught 2 rabbits, 3 foxes, 20 fish, and even more that I can't list right now.

Heh, Heh. I bet that my son will just love this!

THUMP

"Huh?" I said, hearing a huge thumping sound. Deciding that I had time, I quickly went to the source to see what was happening.

When I got there, the first thing I saw was a HUGE snake.

My mouth watered just at the sight of him. He could be enough to last me and my son for a whole week!

But then, I saw what he was staring at.

'Who the… Who is that boy?' I said to myself.

It was then, that I saw the snake's tongue flicker across its mouth.

"Uh-oh. I'd better save that kid. Plus, I'll get all that snake meat! I'll kill two birds with one stone!" I cheered.

After I talked to myself, I jumped down from the tree I was on, flashing through several hand-signs before declaring my attack.

"Buban Baika no Jutsu! (Partial Multi-Size Technique!)" I shouted, as my right arm and hand grew to huge sizes.

"Have a Knuckle Sandwich, snaky!" I roared before socking the snake right in the face.

The reptile, who wasn't expecting that attack at all, was flung back into a tree.

Well…several trees.

Needless to say, I lost sight of the snake by the time he stop flying through the trees.

"… … …Well damn. So much for snake meat…" I grumbled to myself.

Shrugging to myself, I turned towards the plump boy still on the ground. He didn't look hurt at all, so he must have fainted.

"But this makes no sense. I don't see a Leaf Headband on his head, so he can't be a Konoha Ninja. But still, how did he manage to get so far in the forest if he isn't?" I mumbled to myself.

I looked at the kid for a little while longer before picking him up in my arms.

"Well, I just can't leave the little guy alone, now can I? I'll take him to my house to recover. After that, I'll take him to Hokage-Sama."

And with that, I was off.

And that's it for now! I hope you liked it, despite it being short… again. And I'm pretty sure you know who the mystery guy is already, but could you at least PRETEND to not know? Thanks... Anyway, Catch you next continue!

And for fans of 'There's fanfiction about us', the next chapter will be over THIRTY-Pages long. I hope that makes up for the wait!