Chapter 4: breaking the news

Max laid down on the couch in the living room reading over what the princess had sent to them in shock and fear. "mating season...oh man how in the world are we gonna all handle that? I don't wanna fuck a pony! That would be so sick!" he thought to himself as he read over the letter again.

Twilight and rarity were still in the kitchen thinking about what the letter said as well, "well...t-this was very unexpected" rarity said. Twilight looked over at her and nodded "I know. To think that the princess would even tell us about something so personal like that". She then laid her head on the table and sighed "ohhh what are going to do about this? Mating season in a few days. How are the six of us?" she stopped talking as she then shot her head up in fright. "oh celestia! I have to inform the others about this!" she shouted making max and Corey look at her with poker faces.

"Well...shit" the boys said in unison as Corey got out of the kitchen chair and walked to the house phone, max looked at him "dude what are you going to do with the house phone?" he asked him with his voice shaking a bit. Corey only looked at him with a nervous expression "what do you think? I'm gonna tell the rest of the group about this. Maybe one of them might have an idea on what to do" he said as he then started dialing a number into the phone.

Max could only hold his head down as he then started to think negative thoughts about how everyone would take this.

DILLON'S HOUSE

dillon was sleeping in his computer chair with a blanket over his body as fluttershy as asleep in his bed soundly. He was drooling on the key board until he herd his phone vibrate next to him. Picked it up and answered it " h-hello?" he said still tired, "hey dillon. Hey can you call Clayton and tell him to call the others for us? We have to tell you something important".

Dillon then rubbed his eyes a bit as he then answered "ok. I will call him" he said as he then hit the flash button and called up his cousin.

CLAYTON'S HOUSE

Clayton and rainbow dash were in the bed smiling in there sleep as they were still holding each other. Rainbow dash started to shiver a bit as clayton's celling fan was blowing cool air inside the room making his room feel like a freezer, she then started to move in closer and wrap her arms around his waist and nuzzle her head into his chest as a small smile started to show on her face as she heard his beating heart into her ear. Clayton's iPhone then started to play sweet tooths laugh from twisted metal, as Clayton then reached out to his night stand and grabbed it off the charger and put his phone to his ear.

"yea?" he mumbled from under his pillow, "hey bro what's up?" dillon said on his line. Clayton then opened his eyes slowly to see a smiling rainbow dash holding him, he smiled at her as he then whispered back to his cousin as to not wake her.

"hey dillon what's up? Did that ugly whore hurt you again?" he asked him in a whisper.

"no. Hey Corey called me. He said that he wants you to call the others for him"

"i'm sorry dillon but I can't"

"why not bro?"

" because I'm in cuddle mode at this Time"

Dillon then knew what he meant by that.

"soooo...you and rainbow are...cuddling in bed together?"

"yup"

"does my aunt know about this?"

"she knows that rainbow dash is here in this house"

"what!"

"shhhh! Dude don't yell. Your gonna wake her"

"she knows that your sleeping with a cartoon pony in your bed?"

"well...yeah"

"so you just went inside and just showed her to your parents?"

"yes. Yes I did"

"how did they take it?"

"she is already a part of this family"

"your lucky that your family is a bunch of bronies bro. My mom said that if I even come in this house with any my little pony stuff. She would kick me out of the house and throw away all my stuff"

"your mother can go fuck herself. No one has the right to change what you are man. Never let someone take away your brony pride. Got it?"

Dillon then started to look at fluttershy sleeping in his bed and smiled.

"you got it bro"

"that's the spirit man. Now I really wanna go back holding my little dashie. So I'm gonna give you sam and jack's numbers so you can write them down"

He then gulped at the word "write" as he started to speak, "uh bro"

"what?"

"remember that pencil and pen incident that we did in my house?"

Clayton smiled at that "oh yea I do. That was when we made a little mini gun out of cereal boxes, duck tape, and computer parts, wires, and pens and pencils for ammo" he said with glee.

"yes. And do you remember when you accidentally shot at my mom when she was in the kitchen?"

"who the hell said that I accidentally shot at your mother?"

"my dad did when he was still living with us"

"oh...well your kinda right and wrong. It was an accident. But remember that said accident made your mom stay in the hospital for 2 weeks?"

Dillon then remembered that as one of the best moments in his childhood, were he spent two whole weeks with his cousins family.

"best childhood ever"

"damn right. Hey what time is it?"

Dillon looked at his clock on his computer and saw that it was 12:45 pm.

"12:45 in the afternoon why?"

Clayton sighed happily on his end.

"that means I still have enough time to stay in bed with rainbow dash" he said in a happy tone. Dillon chuckled when he heard him.

"what is so funny?"

"bro...your such a cheesy romantic"

"oh blah dillon"

"don't blah me"

"blah blah"

"just who the hay do you think you are?"

"hey that's my line"

Dillon just rolled his eyes, "whatever. Just give me the numbers so I can type them down so you can hold your dashie"

Clayton then told him the numbers as he typed them down and started to call them on his phone.

SAM'S HOUSE

sam had been up for a while with applejack as they were watching the ending of ghost hunters together. His mother was gone for the day so he had the house to himself until she returned, applejack and sam had already ate breakfast and were just killing some time together talking and watching tv.

"so what do they do in this show again?" applejack asked sam as they then turned to ghost adventures.

"oh zack and his crew just go over the world and go to haunted areas in search of ghosts"

she frowned "well shoot that don't like fun?"

"meh it's there life applejack and we can't take away what we are good at what we love to do"

Applejack then looked at him after he said that "oh told ya that? She asked.

"my dad. He acts just like our friend Clayton when he gets into his "manly speeches" all the time. He dose it really to make my mom and I laugh. He said as he sighed. "I hope he comes home soon next week. I miss him", applejack then moved over to sam and laid her head on his lap as he looked down and pulled her hat up to look into her eyes.

"don't cha worry there sam. I know that he is thinkin about ya everyday" said making him hug her.
"thanks applejack" he said, They both smiled at each other when the house on the table near them rang, sam picked it up and held it to his ear.

"yes?"

"hi sam it's dillon"

"hey dillon what's going on?"

"oh nothing much. Just got off the phone with bro"

"ah I saw that he was real mad the other day. Is he ok?"

"oh he's more that ok" he said snickering.

Sam raised an eyebrow "what do you mean by that?"

Dillon stopped snickering to speak "I will tell you latter. I just need you to hold on for a minute for a minute for me to call jack"

"sure no problem"

"great hold on" he then started to to place the call on four way and dialed up jack's number.

JACK'S HOUSE

jack and pinky pie were in the den laying on the floor playing a game that they had made up in there heads.

Jack pointed to the celling "and if you connect the four dots on the wall. What do you see?" he asked her.

Pinky pie then looked at what he was pointing and copied his hand with her hoofs as she made a square with her hoof, "oh oh I know! I know! It's a box right!" she said with a joyful smile. Jack then turned onto his stomach, "yup that's right pinky the four dots are aligned to make a box. Good job" he then rubbed her hair with his hand making her blush and giggle a bit until jack's cell phone rang playing the naruto theme.

They both looked at each other then at the cell phone as jack reached for it and saw that it was a three way call from dillon, sam, and Clayton. He answered it.

"welcome" he said jokingly.

"what are you buying? What are you selling?" the three boys all said in unison.

"sweets, candy, and...more sweets" jack said in a French accent making pinky laugh.

"hehe ok ok that's enough of that you guys" a fifth voice then said.

"ah hey Corey. I didn't know that this was now a five way conversation?".

"well it is now. And we have some news to tell you all"

"ok tell us" sam said on the other line

Corey then started to tell them about receiving the letter and the "important matter" as well.