(A/N: Replies to people who left reviews
Beatrice: Sorry Fluffy isn't named after you. . . but I will give you a cameo! Just CALM DOWN!!!
DarkQueenOfTheWhump: Yesss it helps to read it as a parody. . .It's much easier on you mind.
Mari: You're welcome!
Imprisoned in Cork: She's a mindless Mary Sue zombie! Reading is beneath her!
Christina: Thank you!
Manon: Mooohahaha! Thanks!
Well that's all for now. . . now for the next chapter in the story!)
Well while everyone was running to Lothlorien they got tired and had to take a break just as it was getting dark. As they were resting they saw a lizard like thing chasing a turkey. The turkey knowing that Marissa was a great girl and was nice to all creatures, (A/N gag me) flew into her arms. And he told her Beatrice La Chupacabra was chasing him and wanted to suck his blood. Marissa hid the turkey and Beatrice came up to her and said,
"Give me the turkey you Mary Sue!"
Marissa annoyed at being called a Mary Sue lunged at Beatrice. But Beatrice was to fast for her and she stole her turkey and flew off into the night. So after this all happened Haldir and his elves came up behind them pointing arrows at them. (In the distance you can hear Beatrice laughing) Haldir of course seeing Marissa who was so beautiful invited them to stay in his tree then go to see Galadriel because she had prezzies for them.
So they slept in a tree and then went to see Galadriel and she welcomed them to Lothlorien. Gave them tents. Gave them food. Then the next day she made them leave and before they left she gave people prezzies. She gave Aragorn and knife, Legolas a bow, Gimli hair that collected in her bath drain, Boromir got a nothing because he is mean, Sam got dirt, Pippin and Merry got knives, Frodo got a flashlight, and Marissa got a whole new wardrobe from the Gap of Rohan.
Then they all get into the boats and start paddiling away. Marissa knew that Gollum was following them. She felt sorry for the poor thing and wanted to make friends with him. Gollum ran at the sight of her. Marissa under her raven black wavy slightly tapered hair that came to the exact middle of her back didn't under stand why Gollum was afraid of her! I mean she was the nicest, prettiest, smartest, coolest, and all around greatest girl in Middle Earth! Why would he be afraid? She decided to just leave him alone and maybe he would come around a realize all she wanted to do was help him.
Well they came to this rocky place and Boromir was chasing Frodo trying to get the ring and some orcs with a fancy name. Marissa couldn't be bothered to remember their name as she was to busy killing them. Unfortunetly Boromir died and Frodo and Sam ran away. And Merry and Pippin were captured.
But Marissa wouldn't let that get her down! She, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli went to the Gap of Rohan to get clothes and then went to save Merry and Pippin. But see all them fancy named orcs were killed by Riders of Rohan and Merry and Pippin were no where to be found. So they hooked up with Gandalf who got a new makeover and was all white instead of grey. Well then they went to Rohan helped to king become sane again.
Then they went to Helm's Deep where there was more of those fancy named orcs. Marissa killed them all without getting a scratch on her. Then they went to Isingard found Merry and Pippin then they went on the paths of the dead and stuff.
Well then there was a battle and Marissa helped them win it and the ring was destroyed . . . blah blah blah blah blah.now for the good part!
Well all of the fellowship was in love with Marissa and they all proposed to her. (exept Boromir who is dead) Marissa turned down Gimli and Gandalf because she doesn't like beards. She turned down Aragorn because is stubble was sractchy. She turned down Sam because she didn't want Rosie to bite off her knee caps. She turned down Frodo Because he is all disturbed and mental now. She turned down Merry because well just because.
Now there were only two people left. Legolas and Pippin. Well she thought long and hard and finally she made a decision. She married Pippin because short guys turn her on. So they get married and Marissa turns Pippin immortal with her ring of power and they live happily ever after. The End.
Beatrice: Sorry Fluffy isn't named after you. . . but I will give you a cameo! Just CALM DOWN!!!
DarkQueenOfTheWhump: Yesss it helps to read it as a parody. . .It's much easier on you mind.
Mari: You're welcome!
Imprisoned in Cork: She's a mindless Mary Sue zombie! Reading is beneath her!
Christina: Thank you!
Manon: Mooohahaha! Thanks!
Well that's all for now. . . now for the next chapter in the story!)
Well while everyone was running to Lothlorien they got tired and had to take a break just as it was getting dark. As they were resting they saw a lizard like thing chasing a turkey. The turkey knowing that Marissa was a great girl and was nice to all creatures, (A/N gag me) flew into her arms. And he told her Beatrice La Chupacabra was chasing him and wanted to suck his blood. Marissa hid the turkey and Beatrice came up to her and said,
"Give me the turkey you Mary Sue!"
Marissa annoyed at being called a Mary Sue lunged at Beatrice. But Beatrice was to fast for her and she stole her turkey and flew off into the night. So after this all happened Haldir and his elves came up behind them pointing arrows at them. (In the distance you can hear Beatrice laughing) Haldir of course seeing Marissa who was so beautiful invited them to stay in his tree then go to see Galadriel because she had prezzies for them.
So they slept in a tree and then went to see Galadriel and she welcomed them to Lothlorien. Gave them tents. Gave them food. Then the next day she made them leave and before they left she gave people prezzies. She gave Aragorn and knife, Legolas a bow, Gimli hair that collected in her bath drain, Boromir got a nothing because he is mean, Sam got dirt, Pippin and Merry got knives, Frodo got a flashlight, and Marissa got a whole new wardrobe from the Gap of Rohan.
Then they all get into the boats and start paddiling away. Marissa knew that Gollum was following them. She felt sorry for the poor thing and wanted to make friends with him. Gollum ran at the sight of her. Marissa under her raven black wavy slightly tapered hair that came to the exact middle of her back didn't under stand why Gollum was afraid of her! I mean she was the nicest, prettiest, smartest, coolest, and all around greatest girl in Middle Earth! Why would he be afraid? She decided to just leave him alone and maybe he would come around a realize all she wanted to do was help him.
Well they came to this rocky place and Boromir was chasing Frodo trying to get the ring and some orcs with a fancy name. Marissa couldn't be bothered to remember their name as she was to busy killing them. Unfortunetly Boromir died and Frodo and Sam ran away. And Merry and Pippin were captured.
But Marissa wouldn't let that get her down! She, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli went to the Gap of Rohan to get clothes and then went to save Merry and Pippin. But see all them fancy named orcs were killed by Riders of Rohan and Merry and Pippin were no where to be found. So they hooked up with Gandalf who got a new makeover and was all white instead of grey. Well then they went to Rohan helped to king become sane again.
Then they went to Helm's Deep where there was more of those fancy named orcs. Marissa killed them all without getting a scratch on her. Then they went to Isingard found Merry and Pippin then they went on the paths of the dead and stuff.
Well then there was a battle and Marissa helped them win it and the ring was destroyed . . . blah blah blah blah blah.now for the good part!
Well all of the fellowship was in love with Marissa and they all proposed to her. (exept Boromir who is dead) Marissa turned down Gimli and Gandalf because she doesn't like beards. She turned down Aragorn because is stubble was sractchy. She turned down Sam because she didn't want Rosie to bite off her knee caps. She turned down Frodo Because he is all disturbed and mental now. She turned down Merry because well just because.
Now there were only two people left. Legolas and Pippin. Well she thought long and hard and finally she made a decision. She married Pippin because short guys turn her on. So they get married and Marissa turns Pippin immortal with her ring of power and they live happily ever after. The End.