Inu: Wow, lately I've gotten a lot more reviews on this and my other One Piece/Harry Potter story. Is it because I put it in the crossover section or something? But anyway, thank you all for reviewing! Here's the next update!

Summery: Albus Dumbledore finds a letter left by Lily and James Potter about their heritage and when he does the spell he accidentally summons The Thousand Sunny to Hogwarts. After a test he finds that Luffy is a distant relative of Harry's. Unable to return to the seas the Straw Hats find them self at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft of Wizardly. What will this year bring with the Straw Hat pirates roaming the halls of Hogwarts?

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or One Piece~! (Sob)

Warnings: Yaoi/Slash/boy love and Girl love/femslash/Yuri. Bad words, sexual tendencies, innuendos, Smart!Luffy, violence, maybe future lemons, perverted comments, and mentions of abuse and a little bit of AU-ness.

Here are their ages:

Luffy-17

Zoro-19

Nami-18

Usopp-17

Sanji-19

Chopper-15

Robin-28

Franky-34

Brooke-88 (Yes I know some people spell it Brook but I spell it with an 'e')

Harry-14

Ron-15

Hermione-15

Draco-15

Sirius-37

Remus-36

Severus-37

Fred & George-17

Luna-14

NOTE:I changed the ages of a few of them cuz I got confused with myself. Harry is now 14 because his b-day hasn't come yet and both Ron and Hermione are 15 cuz they are both older then him.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Letters

"Japanese" (When most people are speaking English)

"English" (When most people are speaking Jap.)

"Blah" Any kind of magical thing speaking like snakes, sorting hat, etc.

Of Wizards and Pirates

Chapter four: Luffy's Rage and Getting to Know Harry Potter

Sirius wasn't to keen on letting the group of pirates in his house so quickly, but of course Dumbledore had asked it of him and he felt as if he couldn't say no to the old wizard sometimes. I mean, he's Albus-Freaking-Dumbledore! Just how do you say no to a man who is hiding you from the law?

While they didn't seem that bad to the ex-auror he couldn't help but be a little apprehensive. I mean, these people told of wondrous stories that could only be out of a fairy tale book and yet they claimed they were real. And these people were going to watch over his godson? He figured though, it probably couldn't be much worse then him staying with those bloody muggles.

While he still didn't trust them completely (or at all) he decided to wait till Remus and Harry got here. Remus was always a good judge of character, most likely due to his inner wolf, and he wanted to see how Harry took to them too, since he mattered the most.

Suddenly the fireplace was heard flaring up and he went to go greet his godson with a smile on his face…Only to have it change to a horrified gasp as he saw the state Harry was in.

"Harry!"

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Luffy stepped out of the fireplace and cursed when he felt some of Harry's blood trip down his leg. He heard gasps and looked up and saw Usopp, Chopper and Sanji on the ground, playing with a deck of cards. Zoro, who had been napping on the couch, woke up and got up from the couch with wide eyes.

"What happened?" He asked his captain as Luffy gently laid Harry down on the couch and let Chopper go to work.

"His relatives did it." The straw hat wearing boy hissed out, so angry he reverted to Japanese for a moment. He watched Chopper's fluid movements as he took care of the boy.

"Harry!"

The group, besides Chopper who was working silently, turned to look at the man who was their host. Sirius had rushed to Harry's side and gently touched his head, but pulled his hand back when he touched blood. He turned to Luffy.

"Who did this to him?" He asked.

Luffy was silent for a moment before answering. "His relatives."

Sirius shook with rage and decided to take it all out on Snape, who had just come through the floo.

"This is all your fault Snivillus!" The dog animagus growled.

Severus' eyes widened slightly before narrowing dangerously.

"Are you saying that I did that to the boy? If you are, you're even stupider then I thought Black."

The two glared at each other, wands in hand and just seconds away from a fight before Luffy stepped in.

"This isn't the time to start blaming others Sirius, especially ones that have done nothing wrong." Luffy said. Sirius looked like he wanted to say something but the captain wouldn't let him. "Where's Dumbledore?"

Sirius told him in the kitchen and Luffy turned on his heel and made way towards the kitchen. Zoro made to follow him but Luffy held up his hand and shook his head so Zoro stayed behind to make sure the two men didn't start blasting curses at each other. When Luffy came into the kitchen he found Robin, Nami, and Dumbledore sitting with each other and sipping tea.

"Robin, Nami, can you go to the living room real quick." His voice serious and he was looking only at Dumbledore. Robin and Nami looked at each other briefly but got up and left; both sending looks to Luffy that told him they wanted to know just what this was about later. Luffy nodded and after they were gone he sat down in Nami's still warm chair.

"Y'know, when you explained the situation to me last night, you said I would have to protect Harry when we get to Hogwarts, you never said anything about protecting him from abusive relatives." The dark haired boy nearly growled, his eyes enflamed.

The headmaster's eyes twinkle dimmed down.

"That is simply impossible. They are his family; they would take good care of him."

Luffy snorted. "Someone obviously didn't tell them that. The boy has broken bones, bruises and is so hurt that his magic is having a hard time healing him."

The old man paled and stood up to go see the boy and as he walked past Luffy, the captain grabbed Dumbledore's wrist.

"I took care of the Dursleys. I didn't kill them but I left them in fear, whatever else happens to them is up to you. But most of all, if anything like this ever happens again to Harry on your call, I will hurt you. Harry-Chan is now a part of my Nakama. I won't let anyone purposely or accidentally hurt him anymore." Luffy finally let go of the man's wrist and there was how a big purple hand sized bruise on it. Dumbledore quickly hid it with his sleeve and nodded at Luffy.

"I understand." The old wizard turned and left the room.

Luffy sighed and turned so he was looking at the cup of tea. He picked it up delicately and looked inside at the tea. As he watched the reflection in the tea it began to change and take shape of new things. He watched for a while longer before sighing and setting it down. Deciding to go check on his cousin and then maybe go to bed. He made his way out of the kitchen and down the hall.

XxXxXxXx

When Harry woke up it was dark. He tried to think of where he was and realized that he must be under his cupboard. It must have been a dream. It all made sense now; I mean a distant relative and Snape coming to rescue him? It was too good to be true. But as he began to sit up a little he felt a warm blanket on him and a nice bed underneath him. Just where was he? Suddenly the door opened and Harry squinted his eyes against the light, trying to see who was coming in.

"Oh! You're awake! How are you feeling?" An unknown voice asked. "Usopp could you open the windows so we can get some light in here?"

"Sure." Said a new voice. There was the sound of footsteps and suddenly the room was flooded with light, but Harry still couldn't see right. It made the boy realize he wasn't wearing his glasses and fumbled around for them.

"Um…Where are my glasses if you don't mind me asking. I can't see without them." Harry said, slightly embarrassed.

"Oh!" Said a pink and brown blob. "Here you go!"

Harry took the glasses that were gently put into his hands and put them on his face. He blinked as the world became clearer to him and blinked again as he saw a small reindeer with a pink hat with a white X on it and a bright blue nose. His eyes were watching him with a curious gleam.

"Hello." The boy said, unsure of what else to say. He tried to move so he could stand but the reindeer quickly stopped him.

"You need to rest or you can possibly open your wounds again." The reindeer said sternly. It was then when Harry realized that he was wrapped in muggle like bandages. It surprised him a bit. After all, years of magical treatment and the suddenly muggle treatment seemed so less effective.

"You should really listen to Chopper, he's a great doctor." The other person, a tall tanned boy with long bushy black hair and a long nose, said to him with a smile on his face.

The small doctor blushed and swayed back and forth.

"Bastard, your compliments don't mean anything to me, dumb ass." He said, looking very pleased.

Harry blinked and felt so very unsure about this situation. He had no idea where he was and now these two guys (Was the reindeer a guy?) were talking to him. To make things even worse, the room was spinning. Chopper seemed to sense that and gently pushed him back down on the bed.

"Rest now, I'll come check on you later."

Harry nodded and fell back to sleep, barely noticing the hooves that took off his glasses and set them on the bedside table.

He was out like a light.

XxXxXxXx

The next time Harry awoke, Sirius was in the room along with Dumbledore. As he began to awake, Sirius was on him quicker then he could say 'griffin'.

"Harry, you're awake! How do you feel? Do you need anything?" Sirius rushed, his eyes wide and slightly panicked.

There was a chuckle behind him and Dumbledore stepped up.

"I think you should give the dear boy some room, I think he as some questions that he wants to ask." He said, his blue eyes twinkling.

Sirius blushed like a child being scolded by his parent and back away only slightly. "Sorry."

"W-Where am I?" The boy croaked out, squinting so he could see his godfather better. Sirius seemed to realize this and snatched his glasses off the side table and put them on his godson's face.

"Sirius! Shouldn't you be on the run, it isn't safe is it?" Harry's voice came out panic ridden. A sad look appeared through Sirius' eyes before disappearing.

"Yeah pup, I'm still on the run but this is a place I can stay hidden for now. Harry, welcome to Grimmauld Place; ancestral home to the Blacks." Sirius grinned widely but you didn't need mage sight to know that it was fake.

"Harry," Said boy looked up at his headmaster and was taken aback by how he looked. The man who had always looked so happy, carefree and strong now looked like the old man he was. There seemed to be so much sadness and guilt radiating off of him that Harry could almost see it. The old man sat down on the end of the bed and looked at Harry hesitantly; something neither Harry nor Sirius had ever seen him do.

"I know I have no right to ask for your forgiveness but I have to apologize. I really thought that Petunia would put aside her differences for her sister and raise you properly. I had no idea she would condone abuse. I thought that since she was family…" Albus stopped when Harry raised his hand to stop him.

"Did you punch me or kick me when I was down?" He asked.

"No." Albus said, shocked.

"Did you call me a freak and throw me under the stairs and let me starve for days?"

No!" The old wizard said, horrified.

"Did you tell me my parents were drunken whores that were a waste of space and that I was an ungrateful brat for asking for more food?"

"Harry…I see where this going but-"

"No! Let me finish, I NEED this." Harry took a deep breath, it was then when the two older males noticed he had started to shake. "Professor, while you didn't purposely put me in that house to be abused there were times I swore I thought you were, and I hated you for it. While I can see now that you didn't want me to be hurt, but it was even after I nearly begged you to please let me stay at Hogwarts for the summer. That trust and bond between us is nearly gone Professor."

The wizards in the room were nearly silent. Harry was breathing deeply, Sirius was watching with a blank face, and the headmaster almost seemed near tears.

"I-I see…I'm sorry for everything. I don't know what else to say. I'll leave you two alone" The heartbroken man said as he got up and started to head to the door.

"Professor Dumbledore." Harry said softly and the man turned.

"Yes Har-Mr. Potter?" Pain flashed in his blue eyes as he forced himself to not be so familiar with the young boy.

"I'd…" Harry trailed off before gaining confidence and finishing his thoughts. "I'd like to try and rebuild this relationship of ours. It may take a while, but I'd think I'd be better." The green eyed boy gave a small smile and Albus felt his heart swell with a bit of hope.

"I'd like to try that too Mr. Potter." The man smiled again and walked out of the room, leaving Sirius and Harry alone. After a few moments, Sirius began to talk.

"He really does love you Harry." The man said softly. He looked away from the door and was strangely calm as he saw the crystal like tears pouring down his pale cheeks from his godson's emerald eyes.

"Then why?" Harry asked, gripping his shirt where his heart was tightly. "Then why does it hurt so much?" The boy fell into his godfather's arms sobbing and crying for the first time since he was a child. After a while the boy fell asleep again and the marauder sighed and tucked the teen in the bed. He decided to stay and watch over the young one, if only for a while.

He never realized that Albus Dumbledore was on the other side of the door with silent tears of his own falling down his face.

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It was around afternoon the next day that the straw hat pirates finally got to meet Harry Potter. Of course, that was only possible with the arrival of Severus Snape and a woman named Poppy Pomfrey. The woman ("Call me Poppy dears.") had immediately taken to Harry's side and of course the others were curious to what the young boy looks like. When Luffy had made it back and set him on the couch, Chopper had decided it would be for the best if they got him to a private room, so not everyone got to see him.

So of course, Harry had woken up with a bunch of strange looking people in his room he was a more then a bit curious, but when he was about to ask a question, madam Pomfrey appeared by his side.

"Good Mr. Potter, you're awake. Drink this." She nearly shoved a vial down his throat and forced him to drink the potion while holding him down mercilessly. Of course, Harry was over exaggerating (just a bit!) but he choked it down. The potion, of course, tasted nasty but he could feel it running through him and he guessed that since it was working, it was for the best.

He laid there with his eyes closed he was uncomfortably aware of the many eyes watching him and tried to ignore them by letting his school nurse take care of him. He heard her tutting quite a bit and mumbling to her self.

"Muggle doctors working on him…Not a bad job…should've came sooner though."

He opened his eyes again and found the reindeer, Chopper, from before was standing next to the women and asking her questions about wizarding healing and potions and such. She told the young doctor, as she was healing Harry, that with healing she could help with but it would be better to go to Snape for potions lessons. Soon enough she had administered all the potions to Harry and he was starting to heal up fine. She tried to push everyone out but both Sirius and Luffy tried to stay by using the he's-family-and-he-needs-me card and if that didn't work they'd pout.

Since Luffy's pout was so much better he was allowed to stay (it had nothing to do with the fact that when Luffy said he was Harry's cousin the boy's eyes lit up with hope and Poppy couldn't bring herself to douse that fire) and Sirius was led away, sulking. The rest of the straw hats sulked a little, since they all wanted to meet their captain's cousin too but they figured they have plenty of time later to get to know him. Luffy pulled a care up to Harry's bedside and sat in it, grinning at Harry.

"Hello Harry-Chan. I'm Luffy, and I'm your cousin." There was a huge smile on the older boy's face and it was contagious.

"Hi." Harry said weakly. Inside he was ecstatic. He had a family now; he wouldn't have to go back to the Dursleys! "How closely related are we? I mean, if you've been here why haven't I gone to you instead?"

Luffy 'Hmm-ed' and crossed his right leg on top of his left leg and held his ankle.

"We're very distantly related. You see, your headmaster had to do some kind of summoning ritual to get me and my Nakama here. You see, we're from another world, at least that's what we're guessing. Since nobody else has ever heard of the places we've been and such." Luffy had thoughtful frown on his face.

"What is your world like?" The Boy-Who-Lived asked curiously. His eyes gleamed with the need to know and the desire to learn and Luffy smiled brightly at the boy.

"Well, first thing you gotta know is that most of the world is ocean and islands. The world is filled with navy and pirates. That's what my Nakama and Iare. Pirates, of course." Luffy said proudly.

Green eyes were wide with shock. Pirates? His cousin was a pirate? But he didn't seem like a bad person. He wondered if maybe pirates were just a stereotype like witches were to muggles and maybe they weren't all bad.

"You aren't a bad pirate are you?" He blurted out before clamping a hand over his mouth. He was about to apologize when Luffy started to laugh. He laughed loud and hard for a few minutes before it died down. He was still snickering slightly.

"Well Harry, look at it this way. There are good wizards and bad wizards aren't there?" Luffy asked, still grinning.

"Yes there are." Harry nodded, thinking immediately of Dumbledore and Voldemort. He shook his head, not wanting either man in his head.

"Well then, there are good pirates and bad pirates."

Harry was silent for a few seconds before asking. "So which pirate are you Luffy?"

The dark haired male grinned like the cat that ate the canary.

"I'll guess you'll have to figure that out, huh?" Luffy then proceeded to tell him stories about their adventures.

By the end of the night Harry was sure that he liked Luffy but he still wasn't completely sure if he was a good pirate or a bad pirate.

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By the next day both Chopper's skills and magic had gotten Harry to a much batter state then he had been two days ago when he had come to Grimmuald. All of his breaks were fixed but still a little flimsy so both Chopper and Poppy told him not to do too much activity. The much Harry could do was walk down the stair with some help from Luffy.

Down in the kitchen there were so many people he didn't recognize and it made him slightly paranoid. Luffy, seeing this quickly with his emotional observation skills, held Harry's hand and gave it a squeeze. Luffy smiled at the people and shouted a good morning to all of them. The people all turned and smiled at Luffy and then turned their attention to Harry, who quickly began to shift from one foot to another in his nervousness.

Luffy introduced Harry to these people, who Harry quickly realized was his cousin's crew. They all seemed friendly and were smiling at him. The blond haired one, Sanji, gave him a plate of food and Harry had to say it was the best damned food he had ever had in his life. Not even the food at Hogwarts was this good. He was even better then Mrs. Weasley and he didn't force him to eat more then he could.

While Harry was slightly freaked out by the fact there was a skeleton in the kitchen, laughing and making crude jokes he got over it soon. He didn't know why but he just felt like it was normal now. Like he was home…

Later, they were all in the living room/den just relaxing. Harry was lying on the couch with his head on Luffy's lap and said captain had his own head on Zoro's shoulder who was sitting next to him. Nami and Robin were curled up on the loveseat together and reading some large books they found in the library here. (Sirius, of course, had to check it first to make sure it didn't have curses in it that could be hurtful to the girls) Sanji was giving the girl's their tea with vivid emotion. Usopp and Chopper were playing a wizarding game called exploding snap and Franky and Brooke were playing a wizarding version of chess. Sirius was at the desk, writing a letter to Remus. All in all, everyone was in a comfortable mood.

"Hey Luffy?" Harry looked up at his cousin with a question in his eye.

"Yeah Harry-Chan?" The older male responded, his eyes half lidded as he ran his hand through Harry's hair.

"Before, when you were telling me the story of how you got here, you said you didn't need a bracelet to speak English. How did you learn it?" Harry asked.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and were now looking at Luffy. If the straw hat wearing boy noticed it and it bothered him he gave no implication so.

"My mother taught Ace and I when we were little." A fond look came over straw hat Luffy's face as he thought the woman who raised him. "She learned from her own older sister and wanted to teach us as a way to live on her sister's memory."

"Oh…So she was dead?" Chopper asked, getting into the story.

Luffy pursed his lips and cocked his head slightly. "I don't think she was though. The way my mother talked about her and the way the town's people would look at my mother made me think that maybe she wasn't dead but some wished she was."

"What do you think happened to her Luffy-san?" Asked Brooke, loving a good mystery.

Luffy grinned and laid his head back gently. "I think she was or is a pirate."

"Pirate? How did you get that idea?" Nami asked, confused and curious at the same time.

"Well, I didn't think of that idea until I cam home with a hat on my head and declaring I was going to be King of the Pirates. Now, my mother is probably the calmest, gentlest, most understanding person I have ever met in my life. But when I told her this she flipped out."

Sanji raised an eyebrow. "Wouldn't most parents flip out when they were told by their children that they wanted to become pirates and they were serious?"

"Why would they be me?" Sirius asked, but everyone ignored him, making him go back to writing his letter to his mate and whining about no one laughing at his awesome jokes..

"Not the way she did. She stormed down to the piers and grabbed Shanks by the ear and started scolding him like he was a toddler. The she threatened to make him into a woman and Shanks tried to diffuse the situation as quickly as possible. Eventually we went home and my mother didn't talk to us for two days straight and all she did was chores. Finally she started talking on the third day and said that if we're to be going to sea to be pirates that we had better start training. After that we never talked about it again but later that night we heard her talking to Makino-san about how we were going down the same path as her. We stopped talking about pirates in front of her and things got back to normal for the most part." Luffy sighed lightly.

"So where is she now?" Robin asked.

"Okaa-san?" At Robin's nod he continued. "She's at home on Fuchsia Island; at least I hope she is."

"Why wouldn't she be?" The sharpshooter asked, puzzled.

"I dunno." The boy shrugged and Zoro was the only one who saw the dark look flash through Luffy's obsidian eyes. Luffy did know why. He'd have to question Luffy about that later.

Sirius let out a whistle as he saw the time.

"Hey it's eleven-thirty. I think it's time for bed." The wizard said.

No one fought the decision as they all started to trudge their way up the stairs.

"Good night everyone." Harry said sleepily as he opened the door to his room.

"Good night!" Everyone called back.

Harry barely made it into his before he fell into a dreamless sleep, a smile on his face.

Home…

TBC…

Inumaru: Sorry for such a long wait. So here is the update and the answer to the question "Why can Luffy speak English?" hope none of you are disappointed by the answer.

Just so you know, Yes, Luffy is still a bit serious at the moment but he'll get back to his regular self around a couple of chapters. I really hope no one bitches about that, besides my inner conscious.

The fact about Luffy's mom's older sister is going to play a somewhat big part in this. Kinda sorta. You'll see when we get there. Hopefully you'll like the little twists.

Oh, I've left little hints about something special about Luffy since the second chapter. Has anyone noticed and can you guess what it is? That is going to play a big part later.

Next Chapter: The Boggart and the Weasleys

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P.S. I have one little question though, how'd you find this fic? (Through another author's fave list, randomly looking through crossovers, etc. etc.) I'd like to know! Thanks!