Song: 'I'm Gonna Miss Her' by Brad Paisley
Episode: More specifically The Curse, but then Jack's been asking Sam to his cabin since Season 1, so…
Note: This song adheres to the theory that "fishing" means something else entirely. Because we all know it does.
I'm Gonna Kiss Her
Jack: I just told Sam,
If she liked to fish,
She should come to up my cabin
And spend her break with me.
But then, like always, she shot me down –
Said she had work to do;
There's no way she could come this time.
So I'm draggin Teal'c along to fill
That empty room
Well I shoulda kissed her
Before I asked.
Cause Teal'c's with me on the dock here
Lookin' like he wants to run.
Oh, c'mon Carter,
You know how he snores at night!
Yeah, I shoulda kissed her
But then again, she's sure to fight.
Sure there's a chance
That she don't know
I don't want her to fish
If she came up,
But then she grins like she
Wants me to endure Teal'c's Chulak dish.
Ooooh I'm gonna kiss her,
See what she'll do.
I'll stop watchin' the front door
And stop wond'rin' if she'll come.
Pretty sure she'd hit me –
If I kiss her, she's sure to fight.
Still, I'm gonna kiss her.
You never know, might get a bite
Yeah I'm gonna kiss her.
Hey lookie there, Teal'c smashed a fly.