Here comes chapter four. Woo-hoo…I'm not too excited, since I'm not feeling well, and this chapter will be boring, and short. By short, I mean shorter than usual. Oh well, I'm determined to get it done!
Note: Clarisse has been fired, so your scheduled disclaimer has been canceled. Look at the previous chapters if you must.
Take 4!
Kirby was now perfectly homesick as he sat under a perfectly shady tree. He was still perfectly lost in this strange world, and missed his perfectly familiar home. He sighed sadly, looking up into the perfectly green foliage of the tree.
"You're done for now," a perfectly evil, and perfectly familiar voice said. Kirby snapped out of his perfectly lonesome daydreams and looked up to see Naraku. Beside him was standing a perfectly pale, perfectly small girl holding a perfectly round mirror. She was looking at Kirby with a perfectly blank stare, perfectly creeping him out.
"Poyo…"
"Kanna," Naraku said, stepping back. "Rid me of this pest."
The girl, Kanna, stepped forward, still with a perfectly blank look in her eyes. "I shall take your soul," she said, so perfectly quietly that it gave our perfectly pink hero chills. Kanna's perfectly shiny mirror glistened, and Kirby felt a perfectly strange sensation, as though tendrils of mist were floating around him.
But nothing more than that perfectly nerve-wracking feeling happened. Kanna looked at her mirror, and said in a perfectly toneless voice, "The mirror cannot take his soul. He is not of this world."
"Then where did he come from?" snapped a perfectly irritated Naraku.
"It is strange," the girl replied, staring perfectly deeply into her mirror. "I see some pan dimensional vortexes, a wormhole or two, and a chipmunk named Fred."
Naraku stared at her, perfectly confused. What were these things Kanna spoke so perfectly calmly about? He shook the perfectly frightening thoughts of the unknown out of his head, and glared perfectly evilly at Kirby.
Kirby was perfectly tired of seeing this perfectly strange stranger. That mirror seemed perfectly important, so he decided he would have it. He inhaled deeply, and Kanna struggled to maintain a perfectly good grip on her perfectly powerful mirror. But it slipped from her grasp, and disappeared into Kirby's mouth. He swallowed, perfectly unsure of what would happen, and he went from perfectly adorable to perfectly…
…stupefying.
He hadn't changed color, and remained his perfectly cute pink shade. He didn't have a perfectly cool hat of any type, nor any other perfectly fashionable additions. He was just the same as he was before. Alright, so maybe his appearance wasn't perfectly stupefying, but what he did next was.
Naraku, feeling perfectly confident that this perfectly sweet little creature could do no more harm, thrust a perfectly putrid tentacle at him. Kirby, doing the only thing his perfectly panicked mind could think to do, opened his mouth and tried to suck in Naraku.
A perfectly terrible wind started pulling Naraku forward. It was stronger than even Miroku's perfectly dangerous Wind Tunnel. It was the full power of the perfectly empty void. Nothing could escape its perfectly horrible grasp. Except for the perfectly quiet Kanna of the Void, of course. She was perfectly safe from the void's ability to draw everything into its perfectly empty emptiness.
Trees were perfectly uprooted, chunks of the ground were perfectly torn up, and Naraku was perfectly thrown off his feet. He screamed in a perfectly ear-splitting way as he was drawn in. The more he resisted, the more the void pulled, perfectly tearing him apart. Once he had been perfectly annihilated and drawn into the void, Kirby closed his mouth, perfectly shocked at the great power he had acquired.
Making a perfectly wise decision to get rid of that power before he accidentally yawned, our perfectly cool pink hero spit out a perfectly glowing star, and watching it bounce around until it vanished with a perfectly cute 'pop'! Kanna wandered away, perfectly free from Naraku's control.
Just as Kirby was about to leave, he hiccupped. And it was a perfectly adorable hiccup, too. If anyone had been there to see it, they would have let out a perfectly orchestrated 'aw'! But when he hiccupped, something perfectly shiny popped out of his mouth. He looked down at it, perfectly in awe of its perfectly pink beauty. It was a perfectly broken jewel of some sorts, and he reached down to pick it up. Just before he touched it, he perfectly vanished into thin air with a perfectly cartoon-ish sound. Where did he go? Well, he went back home, the same perfectly complicated way he had gotten to feudal Japan in the first place. And on the way, he waved hello to Fred.
A/N: I'm putting the epilogue here, too. It's lacking in this fic's most common adverb, but it should still be somewhat funny. Enjoy!
That's a Wrap!
InuYasha and the gang were walking down a dirt road, each lost within their own thoughts. It was a very boring day. Kagome couldn't sense any jewel shards, and there were no annoying demons to fight. It was just, boring.
That's when Miroku stopped walking suddenly, and stared at his right hand. Sango looked at him, worried. "Is something wrong, Miroku?" she asked. InuYasha and Kagome also stopped, and turned around to look at him, concerned. Shippo peeked up from the basket on Kagome's bike.
Slowly, almost reluctantly Miroku took the cover off his hand, and stared at his palm in wonder. "Guys," he said slowly. "I think Naraku is dead."
"What?" InuYasha said, coming over to his side. "Let me see that." Sure enough, Miroku's Wind Tunnel had completely vanished. Within moments, everyone was celebrating. All except for InuYasha, of course. He was sulking because he had wanted to kill Naraku himself.
"Wait a minute," Shippo said. "Who could have killed him?"
This was indeed a good question. No one knew. "So, there's someone out there who's stronger than Naraku?" Kagome asked quietly. Everyone was silent, thinking of how much harder the task of collecting the jewel shards may have become.
"Well, what are we waiting for, let's get going already!" InuYasha snapped. He started walking down the road again, and the others followed.
I know, bad ending. But I had to do it! So, Naraku VS Kirby has come to a close. Hope you enjoyed it! And please leave me a nice little review!