I have no idea what inspired this chapter. I just thought it would be funny. Kinda perverted-ish, but still funny. X D
Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyways.
Chapter 4 – The almighty Alucard vs the pillow
She walked thought he corridors and up stairs until she stood outside Integra's office. She knocked on the door and waited for Integra to allow her to enter. She heard her master's master call for her to enter. She stepped through the solid wooden door and approached the Hellsing. Her platinum blonde hair rested on the back of her dark green suit. Her icy blue eyes looked at Seras in amusement through her glasses. She put her pen down and asked Seras, "What can I do for you Miss Victoria?"
"I was wondering if you have a mission for me?" she replied. "No, not tonight", she said. "Thank you Sir Integra", Seras said respectfully as she left the office. She wandered down to the basement where her and Alucard's chambers were. Her thoughts drifted to him as she walked absent-mindedly to her chambers.
She began to think about him. His powers, his silky hair, his stunning eyes, his soft pale skin, his perfect body. She sighed as she phased through the door to her room. She was surprised to see her master sitting at her table. He was leaning back on the chair with his boots up on the table. A smile spread across his face as he said, "Perfect body huh?" Seras suddenly turned a lovely shade of ruby and averted her gaze to the floor.
"I…uh", she stuttered. "I suppose I do have a rather fine body", he said mockingly. Seras just threw a dirty look at him and rolled her eyes. Her eyes strayed from her master to her bed where the red silk sheet was. "If you would excuse me master, I have a bath with my name on it in there", she said as she gestured to the bathroom. She walked in and ran a hot bath. While searching through the cabinet under the sink, she found some rose scented bubble bath.
She happily poured a large amount of the pink substance into the running water and watched as it turned the water pink and made the foam. She switched off the taps and shed her clothing. She slipped into the bath and sighed in relief as the rose water relaxed her strained muscles. She had no idea why she was so exhausted.
"An effect of Full Circle, I would say". Seras blushed brightly as her master appeared in the roof above her. He was laid in the roof, looking at Seras. She checked to see that the bubbles covered her and sighed in relief when she found that they did. "Master, I'm in the bath", she said nervously. "I can see that police girl", he replied.
Seras was undertaken by a series of emotions. Nervousness. Restlessness. Lust. She visibly flinched when she realised that the emotion she had been feeling, the butterflies in her stomach, was lust. "Once again, I'm flattered police girl", he said with a small smile. Seras just about sunk under the water. She had never felt so embarrassed. "It's just Full Circle playing with your hormones", he said calmly.
"But mind you, I am irresistible", he added playfully. She playfully threw a bottle of shampoo at him, which he dodged easily with a laugh. Yes, a laugh. Not a chuckle, maniacal giggle or insane snigger, a normal laugh.
He disappeared, giving Seras this chance to jump out the bath and get changed. She put on her PJ's, which consisted of a less revealing pink singlet and matching shorts. She walked out of the bathroom and found Alucard on her bed "Am I irresistible?" he purred.
She laughed as she ran to him, yanked the pillow out from under his head and smacked him with it. He got up and said, "this means war, Seras Victoria". He teleported out her room. She hugged her fluffy pink pillow and said aloud, "Did I do something wrong?" He musings were interrupted when she felt a silky surface collide with the back of her head. She spun around and found her master standing behind her, looking triumphant with his black silk pillow in his hand.
(A/N- he is such a little kid!!!)
She hit him back with her pink pillow and he returned the gesture. There he was. The No Life King. A true Nosferatu. The all mighty and powerful Alucard … having a pillow fight! You can imagine the look on Walter's face when he opened the door to give Seras her lunch. He placed the ice bucket on the floor, took off his monocle and rubbed his eyes. He slipped the monocle back on and saw that his eyes were not mistaken.
"Good evening", he said as he tried to hold in laughter. "Oh, hey Walter", Seras said happily. She almost dropped her pillow, which caused Alucard to throw his black silk one at her. It collided with her head and Seras scowled at him. Seras then dropped her own pillow and took Alucard's pillow hostage. Walter held his laughter in very well as he placed the ice bucket on the table. Seras noticed that it contained 2 blood packs instead of one. Seras looked at Walter in confusion.
"Your going to need them police girl", Alucard replied as he picked up Seras's abandoned fluffy pink pillow. Walter was now on the edge of bursting. He did his best to level his voice and said, "Lord Alucard, may I have a word with you outside?" Alucard rolled his eyes and walked out the door to the empty hallway. Walter followed him and closed the door, leaving Seras to drink her blood.
Walter keeled over, laughing hysterically. Alucard raised a black eyebrow and asked, "What is it, Angel of Death?" Walter started crying as he choked a laugh back. "Since when does the all powerful Alucard have pillow fights?" Walter started laughing again which just caused Alucard to shake his head. After Walter's laughing fit, he stood up and said, "If you would excuse me Lord Alucard, I have some gossip to tell Sir Integra". Alucard growled and threw the pink pillow at him, But Walter was very quick despite his age.
Alucard picked up the pink pillow and muttered, "I can still catch you old man". He teleported out of the basement to catch Walter. Meanwhile, Walter was bent over panting outside Integra's door. Walter knocked on the door and said, "Sir Integra, its Walter. I must speak with you". "Come in Walter". Walter opened the door and walked through.
Integra sat behind her desk with a slightly worried look on her face. She saw how red the old retainers face was and asked him, "What's wrong Walter?" Just as Walter opened his mouth to speak, Alucard appeared in the room. Walter let out an uncharacteristic squeak as Alucard growled, "Don't you dare".
Walter's face lit up and he said, "Sir Integra, I saw…" "I'm warning you old man!" Alucard snarled. "… I saw Alucard having a…" A fluffy pink pillow connecting with his head, halting Walter's words. Alucard hit him again with the pillow. "Enough", Integra interjected. "What's going on here? Walter, what is so urgent that you had to tell me and Alucard, why are you holding Seras Victoria's pillow?"
"Well", Alucard said giving Walter one last smack with the pillow. "Police girl and myself were…" he answered, but Walter butted in. "They were having a pillow fight". Integra raised an eyebrow as a smirk came across her face. "A pillow fight?" she asked for confirmation. "Yes", Walter giggled. Integra struggled not to burst into laughter, while Alucard sank through the floor.