I sorry for the wait, maybe it's a good idea to forget the director, what do you think?
"Kudan is ……damn I forgot what I was going to say." Sora said.
"I win, more people say I'm the sexiest." Fai said proud.
"How do you know, she-man? You look like a damn woman." Syaoran explained.
"I do not you damn baby-face, at least I'm a new character not some hand me down from an old story." Fai said.
"You, you woman!" Syaoran yelled.
"Baby-face!" Fai yelled back.
Sora and Arashi watched the two fight but the ninja was too lazy to join them.
"Hey what's this?" Fai asked reaching for a book right next to Syaoran.
"No! My yaoi book!" Syaoran yelled but it was too late, Fai had already started to read it.
Fai read and read, reading every page but on one page he stopped and blushed.
"That's something a young boy like you should never see." He said and showed the page to the ninja and then to their host, Sora.
"What? Can't a kid study yaoi?" Syaoran asked.
Suddenly Sakura started to move and then open her eyes.
"Sakura!"
"Who the hell are you? Some disturbed stalker?" She asked glaring at him.
"He's just your friendly yaoi collector:" Fai said smiling and bent down to her, scaring her to death.
"Eek! A he-she!" She screamed and crawled up to the wall.
"Don't be afraid of him, he's harmless." Kurogane said walking towards her.
"A homicidal murderer!" she screamed.
"Was she always like that?" both Kurogane and Fai asked the depressed Syaoran.
"In the morning, yes." Syaoran explained.
Fai then started to think and then he looked at himself in the mirror. He had to admit the brat was right, he did kinda look like a woman.
"Could I be any more effeminate?!" Fai yelled at the sky where the women of Clamp sat on a cloud. Grinning, they decided to give the mage an answer.
Suddenly Fai got boobs, his lips became thicker and his clothes, well, let's just say you would not see an ordinary woman wear those at day-time.
"It was a figure of speech!" Fai yelled with his new female voice and he went back to normal.
"Man, that was weird. For a moment I actually thought you were good-looking." Syaoran said scratching his head.
"Shut up kid, my show's on." Kurogane said watching Oprah.
"So tell me why are you here?" Oprah asked a familiar priest.
"You see, I don't get any screen time on TRC, they say I'm not needed anymore." Yukito said sobbing. Oprah put her hand on his shoulder.
"There, there. I know what will cheer you up." She said smiling.
"More screen time on TRC?" Yukito asked.
"No, subscription to O magazine." Oprah explained and the crowd went wild.
"That won't cheer me up!!" Yukito yelled.
"How about a new car?"
"Yes please."
"That's it for now." Oprah yelled as the crowd screamed and squealed until the credits were over.
"Strange, I think I've seen him before." Syaoran said thinking.
"You mean Yukito?"
"Who?"
"Never mind." Kurogane said and continued to watch the TV.
Sakura, while they had been talking had moved closer to them, she wasn't scared anymore. Sora and Arashi had already left.
"What's cracking homies?" The princess asked smiling and the three men turned around.
"Wow, I'm going on a dimensional travel with three hot guys." She looked at Mokona. "…and a rice ball." She finished licking her lip.
"DO. NOT. EAT. MOKONA." Mokona said spitting out a giant chainsaw. The girl shrieked and crawled back to the wall.
Suddenly the door burst open and Toya appeared holding a shotgun.
"DO NOT THREATEN MY SISTER!." He looked at Syaoran. "AND YOU! YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH HER OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU, DO YOU HEAR THAT?!!" He finished and Syaoran nodded. Before he left, he looked back to Syaoran.
"If I can't reach you, then I'll haunt you in your dreams." The King Toya left, breaking the door and shooting some random household objects.
"THAT. WAS. ONE. SCARY. DUDE!" Kurogane said with Mokona hiding in his clothes.
"You think so? I thought he looked kinda nice…OF course he's scary!!" Syaoran yelled still shaking.
"Did you kids hear something…HOLY SHI….What happened here?" Sora asked looking at the destruction.
"Uhh….You see this flying crocodile flew through the window, holding a shotgun and was trying to shoot us, the Kurogane broke down the door and Fai helped him ruin everything! I didn't do nothing!" Syaoran yelled pointing at the other men.
"LIAR!" Kurogane yelled.
"Do you know what people in my country do to liars?" Fai asked glaring at Syaoran and picked up Kurogane's sword, that somehow kept re-appearing.
"W-what do they do?" Syaoran asked.
"They…give them half a cake!" Fai said laughing evilly.
"NOOOOOO! Anything but that." Syaoran screamed in tears and Fai handed him half a cake.
"The horror, the horror!" Sora and Kurogane screamed in unison while Sakura wondered why a half cake was so bad, a cake is cake. But after hours of their screaming, she finally lost it.
"JUST EAT THE GODDAMN CAKE YOU NIMROD!!!" She yelled and the males froze. Sakura shot a glare at Syaoran which he understood was her way of saying: Eat the cake or die. So he ate it and it was GOOD.
"And now for something completely different." Sora said and everything went black.
Syaoran was standing in darkness when he smelled something burnt. A fire-fox walked to him.
"Holy shit, the fox is on fire!" He screamed running in circles.
"Stupid human." The fox said and Syaoran stopped.
"A fox on fire that can talk!!" He screamed and ran in triangles.
"Listen to me, I'm going to help you find the feathers so I'm going inside of you until you need me." The fox explained.
"Sorta like in that card-game show, where some 5000 year old guy posses a teenage boy like me?" Syaoran asked.
"Not even close. I'm just going to appear out of nowhere, got that kid." The fox said.
"Okay. Sounds good to me, and will you help me when I need you?" Syaoran asked.
"I just said that."
"Cab I call you Foxy?" Syaoran asked.
"No! Time to wake up now."
Suddenly Syaoran woke up next to Sakura.
"Feels…wet." Syaoran said confused.
He walked into the kitchen hungry, no one was awake yet so he had to find himself some food. After a long search he found a bag of popcorn, but too bad he didn't know how to use the microwave and then he finally remembered a friend he had just met.
"Hey Foxy, I need help." Syaoran said and the fire fox appeared.
"What is it? Gangsters, murderers?" The fox asked and Syaoran showed him/her/it the bag.
"I hate humans."