Chapter 4: Blue Eyes

Rosalina's P.O.V.

I can't believe that actually happened; Dark Pit looked up my skirt! Or, er, my dress for that matter. He apologizing and stuttering and blushing and I just couldn't handle the awkwardness. To evade anymore awkwardness, I used my Launch Star and launched us in the air. Usually one of us would be screaming our heads off, but we both needed time to cope with this. Blue lingerie. Blue lingerie?

"Blue freaking lingerie!"

Both I and Dark Pit yell it at the same time. We both look at each other, than turn the other way in embarrassment. Before he or I and address the situation, a loud sound booms out of nowhere. The sound seems to echo louder and louder each time it rings out. I quickly pull Dark Pit up to shoulder level and we cling on to each other for dear life. I can't believe that in a few seconds, I'll be dead.

Dark Pit's P.O.V.

This is how I'm going to go out. After seeing a girl's panties, I am going to die and I am going to Hell. Anyways, Rosalina and I are still holding on to each other as the noise grows louder. And louder. And louder. At a point it reaches an unbearable ear-splitting level, and Rosalina buries her head into my chest and doesn't dare to look up. I feel something on my hair, and I make ANOTHER dire mistake of looking up, and this time, it isn't as nice. (Wink, wink.)

"Well, we're screwed." I try to mutter as soft as I could but Rosalina was still able to hear me. We look up to see a giant hole in the ceiling, and both we both scream and close our eyes. I open my eyes first, and I am shocked at what I see. There is a giant crater in the ceiling, and I brace myself for impact. We float through the hole, and what I see stuns me. Peach is tied up a torture chair, and Captain Falcon has on hand on the side of the chair and his face is dangerously close to hers.

Rosalina peeks out her eye. "What's going on? Who are those-MMPH!"

I quickly use her hair to cover her entire face. "Uh, nothing you need to see. I'll tell you when you can look up, okay? Also, I'm going to set you in this chair, okay?"

She nods her head and I gently set her on a nearby chair. I then move closer the situation, and I lower my voice. I point at Peach, then at Captain Falcon, and I rapidly point back and forth.

Falcon backs away from Peach and steps near me. He mumbles "This is not what it looks like."

I give him a doubtful look, and point at the chained up Peach. "Well, I don't want to know what's happening. Listen I'll grab Rosalina and leaves and pretend that I never saw this. Okay? Okay."

True to my word I pull Rosalina from the chair and drag her to the door, saying she can open her eyes once we get out. I shoot Captain Falcon one more weird look and head out.

Rosalina's P.O.V.

I'm being dragged out of the room we came out of. What is so bad in that room that Dark Pit doesn't want me to see. Once I hear the door, I instantly let my eyes flutter open. I look around and I really can't believe that we're back in the Smash mansion. Oh wow, how long have we been missing. Just at the moment Link is walking down the corridor. He strolls pass us, oblivious to everything and everyone around him as he hummed himself a merry tune. He stops walking, stops humming, and rushes over to us.

"Ah! Rosalina and Dark Pit! You guys are back, and everyone will be so relieved! And," he points to our interlinking hands. "Are you guys like best friends now? What happened to you guys? Maybe Zelda and I should go missing so I can finally make my move...but yeah! I've got to tell everyone the news! Let's go!"

Link acts quietly. He moves forward and picks me up in bridal style. He grabs Dark Pit's arm, and he runs with us all the way to the lounge room. Once we arrived in the room he flings Dark Pit on an empty couch and throws me into Marth's arms. Marth, who was not expecting me, catches me unexpectedly. My light blue eyes meet his darker, sapphire eyes and I blush slightly; his eyes are so enhancing. Dark Pit moves violently and falls off of the couch and onto the floor, breaking the moment. I am still blushing like mad while Marth is now turning a faint pink. He carefully sets me down and links my hands with his.

"Are you alright? You got everyone worried when you and Dark Pit disappeared like that. I want you to know that I was really, really worried about you. I'm glad you're okay."

He gives me that blinding smile, and I am now a red, red tomato. Before Marth can express anymore concern and I can end up melting into a puddle, Ike cuts between us. He sets Dark Pit on the table while his raises me in the air by the hips.

"I just want to say that I am speaking for all the Smashers, and we are all happy and grateful. Peach and Pit will plan the comeback party; the party starts at eight o' clock sharp! Let's give it up for Rosalina and Dark Pit!"

He throws us on a small couch, with us mushed and crammed together. While Dark Pit is trying to find a way out hurting himself or I, I try to remember the incident. How did that hole appear out of nowhere? Why did the bookshelves fall? Why did this happen to Dark Pit and I? why did he have to look up my dress? Before I can ponder anymore, I realize something; I haven't gone to the bathroom in days!

"Give me a minute everyone I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute!"

I spring off the couch and rush upstairs. I run to the nearest bathroom and quickly shut and lock the door. An hour later, I step out of the shower and let out a relaxed sigh as the steam flows out. I dry myself, and I am just blow drying my hair when I hear a knock on the door. I moved to the door and open it. In front of the door is Shulk, looking hot and sweaty. Literally. Instead of his usual attire, he's wearing his eighth custom outfit, the one when he's wearing nothing but a pair of blue swimming trunks. The sunlight was seeping in through a nearby open window, and Shulk was just standing there, basking in it all. I stood there, merely staring, as my icy eyes peered in his vast, midnight blue eyes. Some people are just so amazingly stunning.

He waves his hands rapidly in front of my face. "Hey, are you alright? I wasn't downstairs because I was in a match, so it's great to have you two back. I was just wondering if I could take a shower, if that's okay with you. Are you even listening? Rosalina?"

He snaps in my face several times, and I shake my face. "Oh, yeah. You can. I just finished. Just let me grab my clothes and I'll be out in a minute."

I self-consciously pull my towel tightly around myself and rush into the bathroom. I grab my clothes and hold them against my body. I straighten out the carpets and curtains and flush the toilet and pull out the drain. I fold my towel and open the window to let the steam flow out. I'm moving incredibly fast that when I'm about to leave the bathroom, but Shulk is standing in the way and I fall on top of him while naked, in a towel.

"Oops."

"This is awkward."

I try to position myself without making it anymore awkward but I seem to be making it worse each time. I would move left, Shulk would move left, I would move down and he would move up, making us knock heads and groan in pain. I would end up back on him. Since I am the tallest female Smasher in the mansion and Shulk was a bit on the short side, our bodies weren't quite aligned. Instead of my head directly on his head (that's quite alright because that would mean I would be kissing him and I do not want that...maybe). So that meant that while my head was on the floor, his head was directly across from...my boobs.

"OK, wait. Listen to me. I'm going to slide over, and my towel may or may not come off. Just incase, close your eyes. If I catch you sneaking a peek I will end you. Now, close your eyes."

He obediently follows my orders, and shuts his eyes. I take off my off my towel and lay it out full and wide besides us. I roll over Shulk's body and lie in the middle of the towel. I quickly wrap myself around and stand up. With on hand wrapped around my towel and the other hand extended, I tell him he can open his eyes. He opens them, looks at my hand, and grabs it.

I smile. "Have fun taking a shower! Don't go crashing into anyone!"

He returns the smile. "Thanks. Oh-and the same advice goes for you."

I walk to my room and prepare to close the door. Before the door is shut completely, I swear Shulk gives me a flirty wink and I can't help but wonder if his eyes were really closed the entire time. Oh boy. you know what? I don't really care. I'm taking a nap.


Palutena's P.O.V.

I walk upstairs to plan my outfit. Robin is taking me to the dance; he just doesn't know it yet. So that means I have to wear a jaw-dropping outfit to catch his eye. While walking upstairs, I glance at a wall clock, and it read: 5:36. Alright, I can work with this. I open the lock to the door to see Rosalina in a bathrobe, lying on the carpet. I scoop her up and set her on her bed. I hear a knock on the door. Intrigued, I go over to see who it is. When I open the door I see Marth holding a bouquet of chrysanthemums that are covering his entire face. When he lowers them I can see that his eyes are closed and he is blushing madly.

He thrusts the bouquet of flowers at me. "Th-These are for you, Rosalina. I don't really know if you like flowers, but Ike said that it was a great idea. I hope he wasn't fooling around. Anyways, would you like to attend the dance with me? I mean, if you're too tired or so, I understand..."

I smile warmly. "Thank you for the flowers, Marth. They were a very kind gesture, and chrysanthemums just so happen to be my favorite flowers. Regarding the dance, well I am pretty tired...but I won't let that come in the way of having a wonderful night with you! You can come back to my room by 6:30. Until tonight, my prince."

I kiss his forehead, and he nearly topples over. Before he can have a chance to open his eyes and freak out, I slam the door on him. Let's just say I do a nearly perfect Rosalina impression. I turn to the real Rosalina, sleeping peacefully on her bed. I almost feel bad for a minute, and then I kick her off the bed, making her land flat on her face on the carpet. Before she can attempt to get up I slam my foot on her back.

I smirk. "Sorry Queenie. You're attending Palutena's Boot Camp for Finding Romance, maggot. Now drop and give me twenty!"