Total Drama Ultimate Crossover
Chapter 1 : The Madness Begins
*(Disclaimer : I do not own Total Drama or any other franchises used in this fanfic.)
*(Spoiler warning : This fanfic contains spoilers of "Death battle : Tracer vs Scout" and "Death battle : Cammy vs Sonya". If you don't want to be spoiled, please watch these first. You have officially been warned.)
The episode starts off in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. On the horizon, we see an awesome cruise ship named "The Dramatizer". Onboard we see good old Chris Mclean, all set and ready to start the show!
"Welcome ladies and gentleman to a new season of Total Drama. This time we have something very special planned for you. Instead of the ordinary people we usually work with, this time we have people from all kinds of different franchises ready to compete for a million dollars (or whatever currency they use in their own universe). What kind of characters shall we be dealing with this time? What kind of mind blowing challenges will they have to face? And who will go home with a huge payday? Find out this season on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!."
*(Que Theme Song)
Hey mom and dad, I'm doing fine!
We zoom in to a tropical island. Chris is shown trying to look good on the camera, before suddenly Beast Boy shows up in the background imitating Chris, causing Chef who is behind the camera to laugh.
You guys are on my mind.
Homer is shown eating a whole bunch of hamburgers, while Ryuga is watching in disgust.
You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see.
We skip to Marinette and Tikki sharing a croissant together when suddenly Sans appears behind Marinette scaring her and causing her to throw her croissant high in to the air.
Cause I wanna be famous!
Lord Voldemort is outside brewing a magic potion when suddenly a croissant falls in causing the brew to explode in his face while Aqua and Tracer are both watching it unfold , causing them both to burst into laughter.
I wanna live close to the sun.
We skip to the beach and see Cassie and Athena bathing in the sun.
Well pack your bags, cause I've already won.
On the same beach Usopp and Hawkeye are having a contest to see who can shoot a coconut of a palm three first. However suddenly Sticks comes jumping out of the air and lands on Hawkeye's head, causing him to release his arrow and completely miss the three.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way. I'll get there one day.
The arrow flies into Bowser's butt causing him to fire one his fire balls right at Peridot and Sunset, but luckily for them Natsu came flying through the air thanks to Happy and quickly ate the fireball.
Cause I wanna be famous!
Crow is racing against Arcee with his motorcycle while Roman and Itachi watch without much interest.
Na na na na na naa na na na na naa na na na na naaaaa!
Heavy was having an arm wrestle contest against Vegeta and despite putting all of his strength in his arm, Vegeta defeats him without any effort while Saitama and Azula watch.
I wanna be, I wanna be, i wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
We see everybody gathering together at the elimination podium were Chris is going to announce who will have to go home.
(Whistle)
He's about to open the envelope when suddenly Sticks jumps in and grapes the envelop. This results into Chris chasing Sticks while the camera zooms out and we get a look at all the contestants.
* (end song)
"All right now before we go and show our cast for this season, allow me to explain a few things. First of all, as you can properly see we are currently on an awesome cruise ship." Chris said while giving us a tour of the ship. "This ship has everything from an awesome pool, to a climbing wall, to a 5 star restaurant and a lot more … but it's only a rented one so before you ask, no we are not going to do the show on a boat. We'll just use this as a meeting ground for the new challengers and to go to the first challenge. Also believe me, you do not wanna know how much we had to pay to change the ships name to "The Dramatizer". I told my manager that it wasn't worth it but he insisted." He said while trying to hide a tear for all the money the manager wasted. "… Anyway back to the show. We are going to welcome the 25 participants right here." He said while pointing at 2 helicopter landing platforms that were on the ships main-deck. "That's right folks. We're going to fly the competitors here with helicopters. Before you ask, no we didn't buy these helicopters, we rented them. Another brilliant investment by my manager… Anyway that's pretty much all I had to tell so let the contesters arrive. Oh by the way, me and chef have been filled in on who these participants are as well as their background, however to contesters themselves have no idea who else is competing, were they came from or what they have all done in the past. Their just going to have to find out those details on their own. Oh but they do know about this show. We forced the- I mean gave them some videos of our former seasons for them to watch, just so they know what they're in for hehe." Chris said while sweat was coming out of his head. " Well that's enough talk. Time to meet the contestants. Let's start with the ones that our manager himself put in the show. So let's begin shall we. Our first competitor comes from the slumps of the Satellite. His hobbies include hanging out with friends, taking care of orphan's and working on his motorcycle. Give it up for Crow Hogan!"
Just then a helicopter started landing on one of the platforms. A men stepped out who was wearing a brown jacket with an orange shirt underneath it. He has orange hair and a blue headband on his head. Also he has 4 yellow tattoos on his face. One in the shape of the letter M on the front on his head, one small yellow ball on the right of the first tattoo, and two yellow stripes with triangles underneath both his eyes. He was also carrying a black duel disk on his left arm.
"Whoa wee, now this is what I call a pleasure cruise." He said while taking a good look at the ship. "I bet this thing must have cost a fortune."
"It's just a rental." Chris said with a dry tone.
"Oh, well that's disappointing." He said while noticing that no one else but Chris and Chef were there. "So what am I the first one here?"
"Indeed you are." Chris said with an insuring smile on his face.
"Oh that's good. For a second I thought the others had already left because you kept saying disappointing things." Crow said clearly mocking Chris.
"… Haha." Chris said unamused.
*(Confession seat)
"In case you're wondering why I agreed to be on this death trap of a show, I'm actually doing it for some kids I used to look after back in the satellite. Place may be more hospital now than it used to be but there are still plenty of kids who could use the extra help. So if I win that million bucks, I'm going to use it all to help them out a little." Crow said as he suddenly noticed an old looking white telephone up against the wall of the outhouse. "… Has there always been a phone in here?"
*(End Confession)
"Well what are you waiting for? Let the others come. I wanna meet my competition!" Crow said with a lot of self-confidence.
"Fine." Chris said still pissed about the joke while Chef was still laughing in the background. "Our next competitor is a girl that shouldn't be taken lightly. She's both the daughter of famous Hollywood actor Jonny Cage 'Cough, his movies suck , cough' and the daughter of the general of earth's special forces Sony Blade. She's also a sergeant in said special forces, here's Cassie Cage!"
Another helicopter came down and this time a girl came out of it. She was wearing a military grade armored leather suit with a personalized logo of her initials framed inside a star. She was carrying 2 dual guns on her back and appeared to listening to some music.
"Well I'm finally here." She said while removing to two earphone's that where in her ears. "I would have gotten here sooner if you had allowed me to fly the helicopter."
"No, there rented and I'd rather have it they don't break." Chris said.
"Ugh whatever". She then proceed to stand next to crow. "Ten bucks saying that one of those helicopters is going to end up blowing up." She said challenging Crow.
"He, you're on!" Crow said full of confidence.
"All right. Time for Contestant number 3. Or should I say Contestants! These 2 are both members of the Fairy Tail guild in Fiore. One of them is a master of fire dragon slaying magic and the other one a flying cat, give it up for Natsu Dragneel and Happy!"
The helicopter was approaching the boat, but it didn't need to land since it's passenger decided to simply jump out of the helicopter himself.
"Finally! I'm out of that torture device!" A boy with pink hair yelled as he was falling towards to boat. He was wearing a sleeveless gold trimmed black waistcoat and black cloth around his waist that reaches his knees. He was also wearing white knee-length trousers with black ribbon ties, black open-toed sandals and finally a white scarf around his neck.
"Finally solid land! Say adios motion sickne- " before he could finish that sentence however he found himself back on the ground. "wha- wait a minute. This isn't solid land!" he said while constantly trying not to throw up.
"I could have warned you about that, but I decided that it would be more fun this way." A small blue colored cat said while flying using his magic wings.
"Gee, so-some best fri-friend you are!" Natsu said while still trying not to throw up.
"… Did that cat just talk!" Crow said with his mouth wide upon.
"Of course I can talk. And I'm not a cat. I'm an Exceed." He said while flying near Crow's face.
"… A talking cat. …. Well I have officially seen everything." Crow said
"Oh don't be such a killjoy. I have seen way weirder back in Outworld." Cassie said.
"Oh yeah. Like what?" Crow said with a challenging tone.
"Like a bee girl that let her insects eat a person by spitting them inside her mouth." Cassie said while trying not to remember it too much.
"… Okay, remind me never to take Yusei there." Crow said while trying to get that mental picture out of his head. "So anyway what's wrong with him?" Crow said while pointing at Natsu who was still lying on the ground.
"Oh, he simply has motion sickness. It's all part of being a dragon slayer." Happy said while flying back to Natsu.
"Dragon slayer? You mean this kid actually kills dragons?" Cassie asked curiously.
"Of course not. He was raised by a fire dragon called Igneel who taught him how to use dragons slaying magic." Happy answered.
"… That sounds even less believable." Cassie said while looking at Natsu.
"I shall tell you about it later but could you please give me a hand and help get Natsu on that chair over there". Happy said while pointing at the chair.
"Hey that's my chair!" Chris said.
"There are chairs everywhere!" Crow said while pointing at some other chairs.
"They're all my chairs since technically I'm the one who owns the ship. … for the next few hours s at least." He said with a disappointed look in his eyes.
"Just get him in the chair." Cassie said.
"Alright fine." Chris said while pointing at Chef ordering him to help Natsu on the chair.
"You feeling better there buddy?" Crow asked.
"I-I'd feel bet-better if we were on so-solid ground." Natsu said still trying not to puck.
"Well that's still going to take a while so why don't we meet the next contestant. This one is a mercenary who works for Mann co. He's a Russian with a love for big guns and sandwiches. Meet the Heavy!" (see what I did there)
The helicopter landed and out came a huge bald man. He was wearing a black vest with a red shirt underneath it. He also whore a munition belt around his vest filled with bullets and he was carrying a minigun on his back.
"Heavy's here." The big guy said with an Russian accent.
"… Well you're a big fellow aren't ya" Crow said while looking up.
"Indeed. Heavy is big." He said while looking down at crow.
"Oh, is that a minigun you got there?" Cassie asked curiously.
"Indeed. This is Sasha." The heavy said while taking Sasha of his back and showing it.
"Impressive. What are her capacities?" Cassie asked.
"She weighs 150 kilograms and fire's two-hundred dollar custom tool cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs 400 000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds." The Heavy said.
"Wait a minute. If it costs so much to simple fire that thing then what are you competing in this show for? I mean if you have so much money that you can literally just shoot it away with a minigun, then why even compete in this show?" Crow asked while trying to figure out the answer.
"Simple. Mann co always pays for heavy's bullets. If heavy wins contest then one million dollars while go to my personal account." Heavy said.
"Oh well that makes sense." Crow said. "… Wait! Is that thing loaded right now!"
"Of course she is. Wanna see?" The Heavy asked.
"Sure. Why don't you test it out on that helicopter over there?" Cassie suggested.
"Very well. Now watch closely." Heavy said as he took aim at the helicopter.
"WAIT DON'T!" Chris said but was unfortunately too late. Heavy's minigun started spinning and before you knew it, the entire helicopter got filled up with bullets. Luckily the pilot managed to jump out of the helicopter just in time.
"… OK YOU ARE SO PAYING FOR THAT!" Chris said extremely angry.
"Little man can send bill to Mann Co." Heavy said while putting his smoking minigun back on his back.
"Well, looks like you own me 10 bucks ." Cassie said happily.
"Ugh fine." Crow said while handing over 10 bucks to Cassie.
"Ugh, the manager is going to kill me for this." Chris said while looking at what remained of the helicopter.
Meanwhile another helicopter landed on the second platform. A girl came out wearing a brown jacket, orange goggles , an orange-yellow pants and a strange device attached to her chest.
"Now for the finale candidate that our manager put in this show. She's a member of OverWatch, has time manipulating abilities and is one of the OverWatch most famous members, Tracer."
"Cheers loves." The girl with a British accent said while looking at what remand of the other helicopter.
"… What happened here? " she asked.
"Don't ask, just go stand with the others." Chris said as he was calling the insurance company." Hey Chris here, uh quick question. Are these helicopters insured against minigun bullets?" Chris asked the guy on the phone.
Tracer watched the other contestants and quickly deduced with one of them blew up the helicopter.(I mean , that isn't hard to figure out. Only one of them was carrying a minigun.)
"Ha, I think I like this show already." Tracer said while giving a smile to heavy.
"Show hasn't really started yet little lady." Heavy said before realizing that the girl with goggles looked quite familiar.
"Hey, aren't you little girl that blew up Scout during that death battle?" Heavy said while looking down on Tracer.
"Uh, maybe?" Tracer said while looking at the giant of a man afraid that he might want to avenge his friend.
"HAHAHA, that was great! Me and the boys back home never laughed so much in our lives!" Heavy said while trying to stop laughing.
"Oh uh, well thanks! I think …" Tracer said happy that that got resolved pretty quickly.
"My mom ones competed in death battle too. And completely destroyed the competition." Cassie said proud of her mother's achievement.
"Alright thanks a lot." Chris hangs up the phone " Alright let's continue with the show. After having met the contestants put in by our manager , it is now time to meet the contestants chosen by the viewers. So let's get started."
"Our next contester is a member of the famous Avengers despite not having any superpowers other than his bow and his aim. Despite that however he's one hero you don't want to get caught by, give it up for Hawkeye!"
The next helicopter landed and out came a man with blond hair carrying a bow and arrows on his back. He was wearing a black vest with a big purple spot in the middle and purple sunglasses.
"Hey, what's up?" he said while checking out the other competitors and eying on Tracer and Cassie.
"(whistle noise), looks like I'll get to hang out with you lovely ladies. Name's Hawkeye". He said while bowing down to Tracer and Cassie.
"Uh, nice to meet you love." Tracer said while feeling a little bit embarrassed. Meanwhile Cassie was just trying to ignore him.
*(Confession seat)
"Hawkeye reminds me a little too much of another airhead with a bow and arrow." She said clearly thinking of Kung Jin." Ugh, let's just hope he's not going to become more annoying then he already is."
*(End Confession)
"Alright, enough eyeballing the ladies. It's time for the next contestant. This guy is someone you really don't want to make too angry. He's the prince of all Saiyans and arch revival of Son Goku. Meet Vegeta."
This time no helicopter showed up to drop the contestant. Instead he simple flew down himself. He was wearing his usual training get up.
"Hm, so this is my competition? " Vegeta said while looking at the other contestants. "This is going to be even easier then I thought."
"Oh yeah tuff guy! And who exactly do you think are?" Cassie said feeling insulted
"I am Vegeta, prince of all Saiyans and the most powerful fighter in the universe!" Vegeta said with an angry tone in his voice.
"Yeah sure … the most powerful fighter in the universe … 'cough, Goku ,Cough'." Chris said making Vegeta less then pleased.
"What was that?" Vegeta said do Chris in a challenging tone.
"Uh never mind!" Chris said starting to fear for his life." Uh by the way, I have a question. According to your background data you are married to the daughter of a famous and rich scientist. So why are you even competing?"
"Hm, I have my reasons." Vegeta said looking away from Chris.
*(Confession Seat)
"Okay, so I may have accidently blown up the gravity control chamber and instead that my wife simple fixes it, I have to pay for the damage. So in other words , it's either this or get a real job." Vegeta said clearly not happy about this. "I just hope at least one of these guys can be a bit of a challenge."
*(End Confession)
"Well, after that interesting meeting it's time to meet the next participant."
"He's the king of the Koopas and an expert in kidnapping princesses, just not at stopping Plummer's. Say hello to King Bowser!"
And once again a helicopter showed up to drop the next contestant. However since he was a little too big to put in an helicopter he was instead flown down while being tied to the helicopter with a rope.
"Thank god that's finally over!" The king of the Koopas said as he touched the ground. "Why didn't you allow me to get on this ship first? I have been hanging on that thing for I don't know how long!" He said to Chris clearly not very happy.
"Hey blame the manager. He came up with the order." Chris said.
"Hm fine , I'll just sit over there but you better not make me wait to long for the first challenge. I wanna crush my opponents!" He said while looking menacing at the other competitors
"A-Are you a dragon?!" Happy said while looking while looking at Bowser.
"A Dra-dragon?" Natsu said while still being as sick as ever.
"Well I suppose so, though technically speaking I'm actually a Koopa, so I guess I more like a giant turtle then a dragon." Bowser explained
"Oh, well that's a lot less impressive." Happy said disappointed.
"Watch it little squirt! I'm still way more impressive than a stupid flying cat." Bowser said mocking Happy
"I'm not a cat! I'm a Exce-" Happy said before being interrupted by Chris.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Chris said who had clearly lost his patience." I still have 17 people to introduce so just stand there and be quiet!"
"Fine." The big turtle said as he sat down next to Vegeta.
Chris tried to calm down as he was about to introduce the next contestant. "All right, our next guy is a pirate from to infamous Straw Hat Pirate crew. He's an incredible sharp shooter but a terrible liar, here's Usopp!"
The next helicopter landed and out came a man with a ridiculously long noose. He was wearing a yellow overall pants without shirt, a white hat and he was carrying a big bag with inside an impressive looking slingshot along with ammunition.
"Hey everyone. I'm Captain Usopp, leader of the Usopp pirates and I have a thousand loyal pirates at my command " He said trying to look tough in front of the other competitors but none of them were buying it.
Well almost all of them.
"A THOUSSAND FOLLOWERS! THAT'S AWESOME!" Happy said while his eyes had turned to stars…
"I'm pretty sure he made that up Happy." Crow said looking at disbelief that Happy actually fell for that.
"Hey kid. What's with the slingshot you got there? A little old to be playing with toys aren't you." Hawkeye said mocking Usopp.
"TOY!? This here happens to be a very powerful weapon that has saved my life more times than I can count!" Usopp said who clearly wasn't happy about Hawkeye's insult.
"Whatever, longnose." Hawkeye said.
"Why you…" Usopp said while clearly being pissed off.
"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!" Chris said. " Is everybody simple going to get in to a pointless fight from this point on! Just stand there and be quiet!"
"Fine!" Usopp said while clearly still pissed.
"Whatever." Hawkeye said.
"Good, now calm down Chris." Chris said to himself trying to calm down.
"Our next contestant is a recently reformed gem with both an high IQ and metal bending abilities. Her only downside is that she is a little on the DOWN side!" Chris said expecting the other contestants to start clapping.
"Ugh, here's Peridot." Chris said while looking disappointed.
Another helicopter landed and out came a little green humanoid creature who for some reason had an IPad tapped to her arm.
"… Oh hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?" Peridot asked Chris.
Chris looked at her and said "Wi-Fi? There is no Wi-Fi on this shi-."
"Oh never mind I got it." Peridot said as she went to stand with the others.
Chris looked at Chef and asked "… Did you knew this ship had Wi-Fi?"
Chef simply shook his head.
"Well whatever. Time for the next participant." Chris said while quickly looking at the sheet of the arrivals. He then said "Oh right, she's next."
"She's an ordinary student at an ordinary school and is in no way associated with magic or anything evil whatsoever, here's Sunset Shimmer!"
Out of the helicopter came a girl who looked like a high school student. She was wearing a black leather jacket with a blue dress underneath it. She had long hair that had both the colors red and yellow mixed in them.
"Hi, I'm Sunset Shimmer." Sunset said while smiling at the other competitors. "I hope we can all become great friends."
*(Confession Seat)
"Ok so I didn't really wanna be in this show but then princess Twilight told me that it would be a good opportunity to make new friends. The thing is that since none of these guys knows who I am , I can introduce myself with a clean slate you know. I'll properly tell them about myself more in the future, but for now I want them to know the new me before they hear about the old me. So I made a deal with Chris that he couldn't tell anyone about my past or else I wouldn't be in this show. Let's just hope he can keep his word." Sunset said while looking a little bit worried.
*(End Confession)
"Okay Sunset, go stand with the others." Chris said as another helicopter was starting to descent.
"Our next contestant is not exactly someone who I would describe as a perfect citizen. Wanted in the world of Remnant for burglary, armed robbery, adduction, terrorism … "
The list went on for about ten minutes
"… faking id's and property damage. Here's Roman Torchwick." Chris said happily that he finally managed to say every crime.
The list was so long however that Roman's helicopter had already landed and he had been standing behind Chris for 5 minutes.
The man had orange hair and was wearing a red-lined white suit with long black pants and black shoes. He was also wearing a small gray scarf, black gloves with buckled sleeves, and a black hat. In his hand he was holding his trusty cane which by the way was also his weapon of choice.
"Thanks for that … detailed description Chris." He said with an annoyed tone. "To be frank, I think I forgot more than half those crimes."
Chris just looked at him and said "Say about our internees whatever you want, but if they want to now a person's background, they make sure to get all the details of said persons background."
"Whatever." Roman said as he turned to the other contestants. "Hello there, I am Roman Torchwick. I hope you don't draw to many conclusions about me from Chris his detailed description. I can be very friendly if I want to." He said while taking his hat of and bowing towards the other contestants.
*(Confession seat)
"When you're running the criminal underground one of the few things that you absolutely cannot miss is money. However lately my organization has been having a little difficulty getting around, so here I am because my subordinates couldn't manage to rob a single BANK!" He said while punching a hole through the outhouse. " Calm down Roman. You just have to survive for a few weeks on this pathetic excuse of a show and then your money problems will be over."
*(End Confession)
Chris watched as Roman joined the group. "Well, pretty sure it's gonna be impossible for someone to get a criminal record worse than his. Anyways or next contestant is no stranger when it comes to going to other worlds. She's an apprentice keyblade wielder studying under Master Eraqus. Give it up for Aqua!"
Suddenly a portal opened up in the sky near the ship. Out of it came a strange flying vehicle that was being driven by someone who was completely covered in armor.
As she came near the ship, the strange vehicle simply vanished into thin air along with the girl's armor. She was revealed to be a young woman with blue eyes and short blue hair. She was wearing a black and blue, high-collared halter top with two pink, intersecting belts over her chest and black shorts. In her hand has some kind of blue blade that appeared to be shaped as a key.
"Hey there, my name is Aqua. It's nice to meet all of you." She said while heaving a smile on her face.
"Alright, enough pleasantries. You can stand next to Sunset." Chris said as Aqua acknowledged.
"He's not exactly the friendliest guy around, is he?" Aqua said to Sunset.
Sunset replied " That's putting it mildly. You've seen what kind of challenges he has put together in the past, jumping off a cliff, eating disgusting food, escaping an exploding volcano … This guy has done pretty much everything."
"Uh, great… ." Aqua said getting a little worried.
*(Confession seat)
"Urgh, how did Ven and Terra convince me to be in his show?" Aqua said frustrated. "I mean, I know it's a great opportunity to meet people from other worlds and all, but I sincerely hope I don't have to do anything too crazy."
RING RING
"Huh, what's that?" Aqua wondered
RING RING
Suddenly the telephone in the outhouse started ringing.
RING RI- " Ugh hello, who is this?" Aqua asked.
"Hello , here's the manager speaking. I just wanted to let you know that if you didn't wanna go through crazy challenges, that you picked the wrong show to be in, kay bye." The manager quickly said before hanging up the phone.
Aqua looked at the phone and said "… Well (Censored word)."
*(End Confession)
"Alright, how many contestants are left Chef?" Chris asked Chef
"Uh , I think 12? Sorry, haven't really been counting." Chef responded
"Well at least we got through half these idiots already." Chris said a little too loudly.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Bowser said in a very angry voice.
"Uh nothing, just forget you heard anything." Chris said quickly. "Anyway, on to the next contestant. This one is a ninja from a village called 'The village hidden in the leaves', but after committing a certain crime he left his birthplace and became a rogue ninja. He's also a member of the Akatsuki, a group of rogue ninjas who's motives are unknown but are certain to be anything but good. Here's Itachi Uchiha.
The helicopter landed and out of it came a man with raven hair wearing a black gloat with red clouds on it. He was also wearing a red ring and a headband with a symbol that looked like some kind of leave but there was a single slash on it going straight through the leave symbol.
With an emotionless expression Itachi looked at his competition. "… Well now. This mission might be more interesting then I had thought." Itachi said quietly
*(confession Seat)
"The Akatsuki is currently a little bit short on money. Normally that job would be left to Hidan and Kakuzu, but they are already busy finding people with high bounties. Therefor the job of collecting the money from this contest was left to me." Itachi said without showing any emotion whatsoever.
*(End Confession)
Itachi went to stand right next to Crow.
"Hey there, Itachi was it? My name is Crow." Crow said being his usual friendly self.
"Crow huh? That's a rather interesting name." Itachi said.
"Really? Huh , you're the first person I've ever met who said that." Crow said wondering why his name would sound interesting.
"Our next helicopter is going to bring in another pair that will compete in this contest. She's a high school student in Paris with a big passion for designing clothes but also a part time superheroine called Ladybug thanks to the help of her Kwami. Give it up for Marinette and Tikki."
The helicopter landed and out came a pretty young looking girl and a small flying red creature with black spots on her body. The girl in question was half-France and half-Chinese, had blue eyes and dark blue hair with two pigtails in them. She was wearing a dark gray blazer with rolled up sleeves while also wearing a white t-shirt with a pink flower with black leaves underneath it. She was also wearing a pink pants and pink shoes.
"Hello everyone. I'm Marinette, and this is Tikki." Marinette said while pointing at Tikki.
"It's nice to meet you all!" The red flying Kwami said.
*(Confession seat)
"At first I was hesitating to enter this show. But then I released that if I win the million dollars, I can go to a lot of exclusive places with Adrien!" Marinette stated while starting to imagine all the places she could go to with Adrien.
Tikki showed up and said. "However, since we wanted Ladybugs identity to remain a secret, we made a deal with the manager that insured that this show wouldn't be broadcast back in our world. That way we can keep Ladybugs identity a secret, right Marinette?"
Marinette quickly came out of her own little fantasy world. "Oh uh, of course! My parents currently think that I'm on a trip to a huge designer congress in Amerika that's going to last for a couple of weeks. If I win the price money, I'll simple say I won it during a fashion contest."
*(End confession)
"… Is that thing a creature from earth?" Peridot asked while pointing at Tikki. "Because Steven gave me a book a while back about creatures that lived on earth and I'm pretty sure that one wasn't in it."
"So … what? Is she an alien or something?" Cassie asked.
"Oh no , Tikki isn't an alien. She's a Kwami. " Ladybug answered.
"What's a Kwami?" Sunset asked.
"Well a Kwami is a …. uh … a Kwami is … ?" Marinette tried to think of an answer only to release she didn't really know the answer to that question herself.
"Uh, hey is that the next contestant being flown in." Tikki said trying to quickly change the subject.
"Huh?" Chris said. "Oh yeah! Our next contestant is another superhero, but he's a little different than most. While most heroes fight for reasons like justice, freedom and everything that's right, this guy simple does it for fun. Give it up for Saitama!"
The next helicopter landed and out came a man who despite being bald still looked like he was only around 25 years old. He was wearing a yellow suit with red gloves and red boots, as well as a white cape.
"… Yo." The bald superhero said.
None of the other contestant were really to impressed by Saitama.
Well, all except one.
'Wha? What is this!?' Vegeta was thinking to himself. 'I can't get a clear fix on this guy's power level. It feels almost bottomless!'
Despite Vegeta trying to stay calm, Saitama saw him sweating a little and asked " Are you alright pal?"
Vegeta quickly tried to go back to his usual arrogant self. "Of-Of course I'm fine!" Vegeta said hoping nobody else was noticing that he was losing his cool.
"… Ok." Saitama said before walking back to the rest of the group.
"All right, our next contestant is a lawyer who works for the Phoenix Wright Anything Agency and she … " Chris paused himself to look if he read that correctly.
"… Wait. So I actually get to hurt a lawyer on this show?" Chris said while wiping away a tear that came out of his eye. " Dreams can come true! Give it up for Athena Cykes!".
The next helicopter landed and out came a girl with long orange hair in a single ponytail. She was wearing a yellow jacket with underneath a white shirt with a blue tie. She was also wearing a yellow skirt and some strange device around her neck.
Athena looked at the other competitors and said "Hello everyone. I'm Athena. It' nice to meet you all" .
"Nice-to-meet-you-all!". The strange device around her neck said while showing a happy emoji face.
"What's the purpose of that little device?" Peridot asked
"Oh, this is Widget." She said while holding the device in her hand. "She's a AI created to help me figure out people's emotion so I can better understand their psychology. She also somethings says what I'm thinking."
"Psychology?" Chris asked. "Ah man. I thought you were a lawyer. Not a psychologist. Ugh, guess it was too good to be true." He said clearly disappointed.
"Oh actually, I am a lawyer. I just use psychology to better understand the witnesses. Wait, why would you care if I were a psychologist or lawyer?" She asked Chris while looking suspiciously at him.
"Uh, no reason." Chris said as he was once again super happy.
"Anyway, our next contestant comes all the way from the underground. He's a talking skeleton that doesn't understand the meaning of the words 'Enough Puns!', say hello to Sans."
Out of the helicopter came a short but width build skeleton that was wearing an unzipped blue hoodie with a with shirt underneath it, black shorts and blue slippers.
"Sup!" The skeleton said to his fellow contestants.
"Another talking skeleton?" Usopp asked. "And here I thought Brook was the only one."
"Sans, do you think you have a change of winning the million dollars?" Chris asked the talking skeleton.
Sans looked at Chris and said "Oh, I'm not too worried. I'm pretty sure I'll be cruising to victory real easy."
…
Everybody including Chris was just staring at Sans like "… Really." Nobody except for Happy was laughing while Peridot and Heavy didn't get it.
*(Confession seat)
"Is there some kind of rule in the universe that says that all walking talking skeletons have to make stupid jokes?" Usopp said clearly not pleased with Sans pun.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession seat)
Marinette was holding her hand against her face and said. "I already have to listen to enough puns from Chat Noir. I can do without Sans his, thank you very much."
*(End Confession)
Chris was still staring at Sans when he said "… And after that terrible pun we are ready to introduce our next contestant. She's the princess of the fire nation and daughter of fire lord Ozai. She's an extremely powerful fire bender and you don't ever wanna find yourself on her bad side, here's Princess Azula!
Out of the next helicopter came a black haired girl dressed in red armor. On her head was a crown shaped like fire.
"So you guys will be my competition during this contest? I'm sure we will all have a nice time." She said while having a very creepy laugh on her face. As she was walking towards to group, the other contestants simply couldn't help feeling more than a little creeped out by her.
Roman looked at Azula as she joined the group and said."(whistle noise), Now that's one lady you wanna keep an eye out for."
"Indeed." Itachi responded.
As Azula had joined the group, Chris looked at his sheet to see who was up next " Our next contestant is a man from Springfield who works at a nuclear power plant. He has 3 children and likes to eat pretty much everything. Say hello to Homer Simpsons."
The helicopter landed and it's pilot showed a sign of relieve that he was able to drop this guy of before his weight caused the entire helicopter to fall down. A yellow-colored man came out of the helicopter wearing sunglasses and a swimming pants. His head was mostly bald except for 2 hairs on his front head.
*(confession seat)
"When I first saw Homer, I thought he had stolen me hairstyle. Then I saw that he wasn't completely bald so I'm alright now." Saitama said as expressionless as ever.
*(End Confession)
"Woohoo! It's time for vacation!" Homer said before diving head first in to the pool, causing a large number of the contestants to become wet.
"… Hey? How come you guys aren't swimming and enjoying your vacation?" Homer asked the other contestants.
"Vacation? What are you talking about? Were here to compete in a reality TV show." Crow responded.
"Yeah me too. I'm competing in Total Drama Vacation." Homer said making the other contestants more confused.
"Total Drama … Vacation?" Chris asked Homer.
"Yeah see? It says so on this contract." Homer said while handing over the contract to Chris.
"Uh, how is that thing not wet?" Chef asked.
"Never mind that Chef. Let's see…" Chris said before starting to read the contract. He quickly saw that somebody had replaced certain words on the contract with bright colored stickers. So were for instance the words "Ultimate Crossover" replaced with a sticker that had the word "Vacation" on it.
"… Well Mr. Simpsons. Looks like somebody put sticker words on this contract, replacing quite a number of words." Chris said as he was removing the stickers one by one.
"Wait what? Let me see that." He said before reading the contract and releasing what he signed in for. He also realized who put those stickers there to begin with.
"Why you little … . " Homer starting saying before realizing that Bart wasn't there se he couldn't strangle him.
"… Well I guess that I'm taking the helicopter back home then." Homer said before he watched his helicopter take off into the sky again.
Chris looked back at Homer and said "Sorry pal. You still signed the contract. Meaning you now have no choice but to stay here."
"D'OH!" Homer said out loud.
"And after that humorous introduction. It's time for our next contestant. In his world he is a wizard feared by pretty much everyone. He is so evil infect that speaking his name alone would give them to freights, so they started calling him things like "You-Know-Who ", ""He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" and "The Dark Lord". However since we are not in his world, feel free to name him whatever you want. Here's Lord Voldemort!"
A helicopter landed and out came a man with extremely pale skin. His head was completely bald and he had a very weird looking noise (Is that even a noise?). He was wearing black robes and he was holding a magic wand in his hand.
*(Confession seat)
"OK, NOW THAT GUY DEFFINTLY STOLE MY HAIR STYLE!" Saitama said angrily.
*(End Confession)
The evil wizard looked at Chris and said. "You know, you could simply declare me the winner now. You know as well as I do that nobody here can possible best me!"
Chris looked at the evil wizard and said "If I did that then I wouldn't get paid by my manager so no. Besides, why does an all-powerful wizard like you need money for anyway?"
" Oh I have my reasons." Voldemort said while looking away from Chris.
*(Confession seat)
"What that fool doesn't release is that I'm not in this contest to try and become rich." The wizard said while holding his wand. "I want to study the contestants. See how they act, what their strengths and weaknesses are. After that, I shall use my dark magic to travel to their worlds and then conquer every single one of them. HAHAHAHAHAHA!."
RING RING
"HAHAHA-….huh?
RING RING
RING RI- " Who dares to interrupt the dark lord while he's having an evil monologue!?" Voldemort said to the guy on the phone.
"Uh, yeah Voldie? This is the manager speaking. Just a little piece of advice for in the future. If you're going to formulate an evil plan to take over multiple worlds, don't say it on a TV show that gets broadcast to most of those worlds!" The manager said to the Dark Lord.
"Okay, that was all, bye!" The manager said before hanging up the phone.
…
…
"Well (Censored Word)!" The wizard said while looking directly at the camera.
*(End confession)
"… Hey, I just thought of something. What actually is preventing me from using my magic to torture you and simple force you to declare me the winner?" Voldemort said while pointing his wand to Chris.
"Oh, well you see Voldie. The manager figured that since there are more than a couple of members on this show who can kill me whenever they want, I needed some extra protection." Chris said while It looked like he was going to grab something out of his shirt.
"And what kind of protection did the manager give you ? Voldemort asked him still ready to use his wand against him.
"Start speaking a spell and you'll find out." Chris said trying not to back down from the evil wizard.
While Lord Voldemort was confident that Chris was bluffing , he soon realized that without him there would be no show. And that would mean that the wizards grand plan would become way more complicated.
"… Fine then. I'll play your silly little game Muggle. For now." The wizard said before walking to the other contesters.
Roman looked at the wizard and thought to himself ' Hm. Now there's a guy that could either mean trouble for me, or be useful to me.'
Chef walked up to Chris and said "Wow Chris. Gotta hand It to you. That was impressive. Weren't you scared of that guy at all?"
Chris looked at Chef and said " Ha, of course not!"
*(Confession Seat)
"I think I just (censored word) my pants." Chris said letting all of his fear finally out.
*(End Confession)
Voldemort , while going to join the group suddenly eyeballed at Sunset Shimmer. "Hmm, interesting." He said to himself before joining the group.
"Only four people left so let's continue." Chris said happily they were almost done." Our next contestant is a member of the Teen Titans and a strict vegetarian. He can turn into pretty much any animal there exists, meet Beast Boy!".
The next helicopter was approaching the ship, but I didn't need to land because it's passenger decided to turn into a hawk and fly to the ship himself.
Once the hawk landed he turned back into his human form. The boy in question had green skin and green hair. He was wearing a black-purple collared outfit along with a silver belt ,white gloves and purple-black boots.
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO sisters!" he said before running of to some of the ladies in the group.
"How about one of you girls goes on a stroll around the ship with me? Get to know one another? Maybe even kiss?" he said to the girls before taking out a small bottle of mouth deodorant and blow it into his mouth.
"… Uh that's very nice and all, but I think I wanna hang out with the other girls for now." Sunset said while taking a small step backwards.
"Yeah uh sorry, but I already have my eyes on someone." Marinette said while also taking a step backwards
"… You talking to me little men?" Azula said clearly not wanting anything to do with the Titan.
"… Ah man!" Beast Boy said in disappointment.
*( Confession seat)
Beast Boy looked at the camera and said "Being in this contest with a change of winning 1 million dollars is nice an all, but before I left I made a little bet with Cyborg. You see I was talking about how I would defiantly find a girlfriend on this show and then Cyborg simply started laughing at me. So he and I made a bet. If I can manage to kiss one of these girls before I have to leave the show, then Cyborg has to do everything I want for an entire month while wearing a pink dress! … Of course, if I don't manage to kiss at least one girl then I'll be the one working for him in a dress. So If I can't manage to win this contest, at least I can try to get a nice backup price."
*(End confession)
Beast Boy went to stand next to Sans who said "Oh, what's wrong buddy. Feeling a little green?"
And again everybody just sighted at Sans terrible pun while Happy was ones again laughing out loud. In the meantime, another helicopter had landed on the platform. However instead of dropping a person, it simply dropped of a dark blue motorcycle.
"Alright guys, meet the next contestant, Arcee!" Chris said while the other contestants looked confused at the motorcycle.
"… Wait! We have to compete against a motorcycle?" Crow said while being as confused as everyone else. "I mean, don't get me wrong. It's certainly a nice looking motorcycle and I should know … but really?"
"Yes really. Now if you just allow me to explain … " But before Chris could, Hawkeye decided to take the motorcycle out for a test drive.
"Ah Yeah! Now this is what I call a fine tuned machine!" Hawkeye said before noticing that the motorcycle wouldn't start up.
"… Hey! What's wrong with this thing?" Hawkeye said while trying to figure out what the problem was.
"Hey get off of her! That's not a motorcycle, that's … " but before Chris could answer the motorcycle suddenly threw Hawkeye off of her before transforming into an entirely different form.
The motorcycle had turned into a huge female looking robot with blue eyes. She had a blue paint job and certain pink outlines.
"… THAT MOTORCYCLE IS A ROBOT!?" Crow asked in disbelief.
"THAT'S AWESOME!" yelled Usopp, Beast Boy, Happy and Natsu as their eyes had turned to stars. But Natsu only managed to keep his excitement up for 5 seconds before falling on the ground again because of his motion sickness.
"Oh, please. She's not a robot! She's clearly some kind of biomechanical lifeform." Peridot said causing Arcee to look directly at her.
"She's … actually right. Name is Arcee and I'm an Autobot from Cybertron.
*(Confession seat)(Since Arcee is a little bit too big to put in the outhouse, we've made a confession three for her instead)
"You see. Ever since we managed to bring life back to Cybertron, we've been trying to restore the planet back to its former glory. Unfortunately those repairs aren't exactly cheap, so the money from this show is more then welcome." Arcee said while leaning against the confession three.
*(End Confession)
"Alright Arcee, please turn back into a motorcycle. There's already enough weight on the ship as is." Chris said before Arcee started turning back into a motorcycle and joined the group.
"Aw men! Now I'm really disappointed I couldn't bring my ride along." Crow said in disappointment.
"… Hey wait a minute? Where's Hawkeye?" Cassie asked.
Just then Hawkeye came back on the ship being completely covered in sea water.
He was spitting out some sea water while trying to say "Pfft, that's the last time I step on a motorcycle … Well at least for today."
"Alright, now for our next contestant. The next contestant is one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful Beyblader in existence . He blades using a powerful Beyblade called L-Drago. Here is Ryuga!.
The helicopter touched out and out came a man with both an angry and crazy look in his eyes. He had white hair with a red streak in it. He was wearing a white goat as a cape with a black shirt underneath it, black pants and he was also wearing a golden dragon headwear on his head. On his left arm was a golden bey holder that contained his all-powerful Bey, L-Drago Destructor.
"You're kidding right? This is my competition? Please, none of these guys here can possible defeat me and L-Drago!" he said while taking his bey out of his golden bey holder and then showing it to the others.
"… You're kidding right?" Hawkeye said while he was still wet from his dip in the ocean. "You're gonna try and beat us with a TOY!? First we had that long-noised guy's slingshot and now he have a guy with a spinning TOLL!? Is there anyone else here who uses a kid's toy to fight with?"
To those words Marinette simply responded by giving an angry stare at Hawkeye.
"L-Drago Destructor is more than just an ordinary toy! In fact, L-Drago is so powerful people used to create wars with this thing!" The Beyblader said in an angry tone but the others didn't know if he was simply making a joke, or being serious.
"Oh yeah? If your toy is so powerful than why don't you show us?" Hawkeye dared Ryuga.
"Very well. Maybe after a little demonstration of my power you will show me some more respect!" Ryuga said before proceeding to put the bey in his bey-launcher. He then took aim at the helicopter that had brought him here.
Ryuga looked at his target and yelled " LET IT-"
"NO WAIT!" Chris said in an attempt to stop Ryuga.
"RIIIIIIP!" which he unfortunately failed at.
The pilot of the helicopter quickly managed to get out of his helicopter before the bey almost effortlessly broke through the helicopters front window. The bey then proceed to keep striking the helicopter over and over again from the inside until it eventually exploded. L-Drago then returned to his masters hand without so much as a scratch.
"Now do you understand my power!" Ryuga yelled at Hawkeye who was simply standing there baffled.
" Very nice!" Chris said in a calm tone before turning into his usual angry self "NOW HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE ON THIS THING!"
"Uh actually Chris. Since your manager was the one who rented it, he'll have to pay for the damage." Athena said still in awe of what that little toy managed to do.
"… Well, looks like you'll have to give me my ten bucks back." Crow said to Cassie
"What? Why?" Cassie asked Crow
"Well you said that ONE of those helicopter would get destroyed, but now TWO were destroyed instead. So technically , that means I won the bet!" Crow said while looking at Cassie with a smart look in his eyes.
" Ugh fine!" Cassie said before giving the money back to Crow.
"… WELL THIS IS JUST GREAT! NOW BOTH LANDINGPLATFORMS ARE USELESS BECAUSE OF THESE DESTROYED HELICOPTERS AND WE STILL HAVE ONE CONTESTANT THAT NEEDS TO LAND. NOW WHAT DO WE-" before Chris could finish his sentence somebody tapped him on the shoulder.
"Uh, if you mean me then don't worry. I'm already here!" a weird looking badger like girl said.
She had orange fur with long thick hair on the back of her head, two brown stripes across each of her eyes and bushy round ears that reach the end of her hair. She was wearing a tube top and a skirt with an auburn rope belt, each made of worn-down grey fabric stitched together.
"… Huh? How did you get here!?" Chris asked in confusion.
"Oh I just jumped through a plot hole. … Well? Aren't you going to introduce me?" The badger girl said.
Chris was still looking confused at the badger girl before facing the others again and introducing Sticks. "… So. This is our last contestant! She lives on an island in the middle of the ocean and used to live alone in the jungle until she met her friends. Give it up for Sticks. Now if you'll excuse me. I have to call the insurance company again to see if these helicopters are insured against … toy damage."
"Okay, before I join you guys there is one thing I must ask." She said rather seriously."… Are any of you aliens?"
While most of the contestants looked at the badger confused, Vegeta and Peridot both hold up their hands while Arcee was simply constantly lighting up her front lamps.
"… Wait really?" the badger girl asked surprised.
"Well … yeah. So what?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah, I mean were all from different universes so I suppose you could say that were technically all aliens." Peridot said.
"…. Huh." The badger girl replied.
*(Confession seat)
"Well, that was weird. I'm used to people simply looking at me like I'm an idiot instead of giving me an actual answer. Especially a yes!" The badger girl said while writing something on a piece of paper.
*(End confession)
"… I See. Alright till next time. … Yes I'll properly be calling you guys way more in the near future." Chris said before hanging up his cellphone. "Alright now that we have finally introduced everyone, it's time for us to decide the teams." Chris said happily he was finally done introducing everyone.
"Wait a minute 1, 2 3 …. There are 25 of us. How are you going to splits us up into 2 teams?" Aqua asked.
"I guess one team will simply have an extra member." Sunset answered.
"But wouldn't that be just a little bit unfair?" Cassie replied.
"Not as long as I'm on the team with the extra member." Bowser replied.
"Everyone, be quiet please." Chris said. " I shall explain how the teams will be decided during the first challenge of the season! Chef! Bring us to our first stop!"
Chef bowed his head in acknowledgment as he went do the bridge. He then started the ships engine and then they were on their way to the first challenge.
As the ship started moving, Chris said "While we wait to arrive at the first challenge, please go ahead and explore the ship. Go to the restaurant, climb the wall, consider this ship your home away from home … for the next few hours."
"Fe-few hours!? Ho-how long do I need to be on this thing!" Natsu said still being pretty much unable to move because of his motion sickness.
Chris checked his watch and then said "Somewhere around 1 to 5 hours."
"5 HOURS!?" Natsu said before he once again lost his conscious.
As everybody went to explore the ship, Chris was getting ready to close of the first episode.
"Well there you have it folks. We have met all the contestants, but just what is the first challenge going to be? Who will be on who's team? And is somebody already gonna have to go home? Find out next time on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!"
*(Note from MasterSaixus)
And with that, the first chapter of Total Drama Ultimate Crossover is over. Writing this chapter has been a lot of fun, even though it took a lot more work then I originally thought it would. I hope you guys liked it and please feel free to let me know your thoughts on this chapter. With that all said and done, I hope to see you next time on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover.