Chapter 4 – BARRELS AND THE MAGIC MEATBALL!
After we split up, I was - of course - alone again. The maze was still eerily quiet, I've encountered a few death traps here and there, and there's this feeling in the pit of my stomach that's screaming: 'GURL, YOU GONNA DIE TODAY!'
You know? I was half expecting that a barrel will appear behind me and say: 'Heeeey, Nami~!' in that deep voice the barrels had in 'Barrels! (The game)' that PewDiePie played. I swear, ever since I watched that, I've been afraid of those evil barrels.
Then, I came across an intersection - still expecting the barrels - and now, I'm not sure where to go. I touch around my magical pocket of magic (I swear this thing is like Lambo's afro. But Lambo's afro is deadlier. Trust me. Please.) and managed to fish out... a magic meatball? What the fuck? I just shrugged it off.
"... Um... Magic Meatball... should I go left?" I asked awkwardly. Cuz' asking a magic meatball for help at a time like this was... awkward. I shook it and it replied with a deep, robotic voice. "This meatball likes that idea."
I shot the meatball a weird look and put it back in my pocket. I dunno about you, but to me, that sounded like... the meatball wanted to team up with some spaghetti sauce and rape some pasta or something.
Honestly, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Here we are; stuck in a maze with no way to go out except to find the core. The others are probably trusting their gut or using their true born talent to get to the core of this maze, and this is me... Asking help from a magic meatball. Awesome, right?
Okay, magic meatball. Don't fail me now. I headed left and held the meatball tightly. As I turned a curve, I saw a figure at the corner of my eye. Of course, being the paranoid little bitch I am, I got... surprised (*coughscared-as-fuckcough*).
"BBBAAARRRRRREEELLL!" I threw the meatball at him/her/it/whatever.
"Ouch! That hurt, Nami!" He/She/It/Whatever screamed in a very familiar voice.
"Dino...? Dino? DINO? DDDIIINNNOOO!" I yelled as I glomped him to death.
"I missed you for 45 minutes too, Nami." Dino awkwardly patted me on the back.
I reluctantly let go of him. "So, got any plans on how to get out of here? My manservant is being a bitch, so he won't be any help." I asked casually, eyeing the meatball.
"Who is exactly your manservant?"
"Ryou."
"And who is Ryou?"
"This meatball."
Dino shot me a weird look and I just shrugged.
I sighed. I'll take that as a 'I have no idea how to get to the core either'. Well, there's only one thing to do. "Okay, Ryou! This is your last chance," I muttered. "How do we get to the core?" I shook him (Yes. Ryou isn't an it. He is a he!).
"How should I know? I'm a meatball." He said in that deep, robotic voice - mocking me (not really).
"FFFFFUUUUU-!" I yelled but Dino slapped a hand over my mouth.
"You are so loud."
"I though you're already used to it by now."
"Oh, yeah... We're friends with Squalo."
"VVVOOOIII! SHUT UP, NAMI! I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM HERE!" Squalo yelled, probably from a few feet away from us.
"Wow. He heard that yell? I though he'd go deaf by now." Dino mussed, stroking his imaginary beard... Or is it a real, yet invisible beard? The world may never know.
"Dude, he is Squalo," I scoffed.
"Oh... Good point!" He grinned.
"OI! WHAT ARE YOU TWO ON ABOUT?!" Squalo yelled as he was on top of the walls of the maze.
"Oh. Hi, Squalo!" I greeted nonchalantly, getting up the wall with him. (I grabbed his leg so I can climb it)
"VOI! THIS WAY, WE'LL GET TO THE CORE EASIER!"
"Yep. Cheating a maze is always the best, you gay." I deadpanned.
"VOI! I'M JUST FUCKING SICK OF DEAD ENDS, OKAY?!"
"At least my manservant is somewhat of use." I scoffed.
"Guys? How about me?" Dino asked.
"Oh, right. Pull him up, Squalo." I ordered, waving my hand.
"Fuck no! You do it!" He huffed.
"Does it look like these arms are good for anything?"
"... Alright, I'll pull him up..."
Squalo pulled Dino up, and Dino managed not to get his clumsy on. (It's a miracle! *sniffs*)
We walked (They walked. I tip-toed cuz' I am FABULOUS~!) across the one feet wide wall, and we can see everything in the maze. Everything, bros.
We saw Hayato solving one of those brain teasers (How the fuck did that get there?) and we walked (SKIPPED) our way over to him.
"Sup, bro?" I popped out from behind the wall, clutching Ryou to my chest.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
"I know, right? Say 'hi' to Ryou!" I said, waving Ryou in the air.
"That's not my point! How did you find me?!"
"Oh, we walked on the walls."
"Cheaters." He muttered.
"Squalo's idea!" I jerked my thumb to Squalo.
"VVVOOOIII! I TOLD YOU I WAS TIRED OF DEAD ENDS!"
"Ha, gay!" Hayato yelled, and we high-fived. He is one awesome brother. But when we're fifteen, he'll turn 'Juudaimee' obsessed... still awesome!
"VVVOOOIII!"
"Hahaha! Whatever, just get up here, bro!" I yelled. "Pull him up, Squalo!"
"NO."
"Dude, if you ever wanna get to the core, do everyone a favor and pull him up," I muttered, rubbing my temples. He clicked his tongue in annoyance, but complied nonetheless.
We were now walking on the walls (like a boss). This was making things easier. The core was now easy to spot.
Although due to Dino's clumsiness, he tripped and fell down. He clutched Squalo's clothes and dragged Squalo with him, then Squalo grabbed Hayato's while Hayato latched onto me and thus, creating a chain reaction. A painful one.
"Get back on the fucking wall and if you fall again, I'll keep throwing Ryou at you until it hurts like a bitch." The boys nodded dumbly. I can be scary if I want to (which I don't want most of the time). I think I sounded like a bitch on PMS.
As we helped each other out to get back on the wall (OH, MY GAWD! IT'S A MIRACLE!), I heard Hayato whisper something to Dino. "Who's Ryou?"
Dino shivered. "Her meatball." Yes. Fear Ryou, Dino. FEAR HIM!
"What?" Hayato shot Dino a weird look.
"Just... just don't ask anymore." Dino sweat-dropped.
"Why the fuck does Nami have a meatball?!" Hayato yelled.
"DON'T QUESTION ME!" I shouted, twice as louder. "Oh, I believe you haven't met Ryou yet," I pulled out Ryou from my pocket. "Hayato, Ryou. Ryou, Hayato." I giggled and whispered to Ryou (Gawd, I'm going crazy) "He's the one I've been telling you about that's Yamamoto's soulmate!" I giggled and squealed like a fangirl.
"This meatball likes the idea." He said.
"8059 FOR THE FUCKING WIN!" I yelled.
"What's 8059?! And who the fuck is Yamamoto?!" Hayato asked in confusion and a bit of annoyance.
I grabbed him by the collar and looked him straight in the eyes. "HE. IS. YOUR. FUCKING. SOULMATE."
"How would you know?!"
"I'm a psychic."
"..."
We were almost near the core (JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES... I THINK...) and I just suddenly screeched. "TO NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"SHUT UP, YOU LOUD BITCH!" Squalo yelled.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING!"
"I AIN'T A BITCH!"
"YOU WILL BE IN TWELVE YEARS!"
"JUST SHUT UP, YOU TWO!" Hayato yelled, slapping us both. I deserved that.
By the way, if you're wondering how we're walking on the walls, just imagine Cat fucking Mario... but less annoying cuz' you don't die and shit.
We got to the core! Fucking finally! Achievement unlocked! Praise Squalo, hallelujah! Basically, it's just like a space with four walls, a small glass dome/casing in the middle of it and a lever in the dome/casing. I will name her (Yes, she's a girl- no, a WOMAN!) Alexandra. Why? Because I can.
First, of all, Squalo was trying to break Alexandra (SHE IS A STRONG WOMAN!) and me - having a short attention span - noticed a shiny red button at the corner of my eye. AND I COULDN'T RESIST! I mean, come on! It's a shiny red button! How can you resist from pushing that!
I skipped to it and pushed it, a smirk playing on my face as Alexandra opened to reveal a lever. I skipped to the lever and pulled it. "The power of the shiny red button has prevailed!" I grinned childishly.
They shot me weird looks, then suddenly, right before our very fucking eyes, the walls collapsed into the ground.
My mind was processing shit.
Realization in...
3,
2,
1,
"WHAT THE-?! HOW THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?!" I yelled, gasping for air as I was laughing, amusement obvious in my voice.
We then spotted David standing at the supposed exit of the maze (which is an empty room now). "So? What'd I miss?" He chuckled.
"Maze shit." I replied. "I think this is the maze's way of saying 'Rolling they see me, hating they be'."
They all shot me weird looks... again. They seem to be doing that a lot lately. "Why are you looking at me like that?! I ain't no... weirdo!"
"LIES!" Everyone - including David, Ryou and Alexandra - yelled.
"Okay, I didn;t even shake you, Ryou! And Alexandra doesn't even fucking talk!" I pouted.
"Everything will defy the laws of everything just to clarify that you are indeed, legitimately weird." Hayato stated.
"Okay, you know what? Wha-evah!" I copied Alice, doing that hand motion she does when she throws Cry and/or Ken bombs as I half-ran, half-skipped pass David. They all shrugged it off... those bastard.
Then... I woke up...
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JUST KIDDING! IT AIN'T A DREAM! I just went up to my room and drank vanilla milkshake while playing video games.
Thanks to all those people who added this story into his/her favorites!
And thanks to all those people who followed!
=DDDDD (I got five mouths)
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10th Squad 3rd Seat - Awww. Why do you feel horrible for her? Is it because she has a shitty author? Well, that's understandable~! Yes, kid Dino is fucking KAWAII~! Why are you scared? Is it because if the maze? Hush! Fear not, good reader. NAMI WILL DESTROY THIS SHIT! MUAHAHAHA! Haha... Ahem... Excuse me... THANKS FOR THE REVIEW~!
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GreenDrkness - Of course! It's Ryan Higa! He is le fucking awesome! By the way, Nami is gonna have storm, rain, sun, cloud and lightning just like Gokudera but I'm keeping her main flameS (Yes, She has two main flames) a secret (Hint: BLUE AND PURPLE~!) Thanks! I'll keep on the writessssss! :D
The Ice Sorceress - Thank you! I'm glad you think so! I actually thought it kinda sucks, but thank you! (again) Nami reminds you of someone? Probably the Vanilla Goddess. (THERE IS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE!)
Guest-san - Awww. Are you scared or something? Or are you scared of my insanity? (Just kidding, bro. Stay awesome. And... stay at school... no matter how painful it is...)
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Anisthasia - D'awww! Thank you! I hope you enjoyed this chappie too! =D
Fem – Hibari Kyoya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM INTOXICATED WITH VANILLA! HAHAHA- *TEN MINUTES LATER* -HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I'm done.
Hey, bros! My name is Fem – Hibari Kyoya~! And welcome to: 'I Hope I Survive'~!
I've been watching too much PewDiePie videos lately. BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PEWDIEPIE VIDEOS.
Anyways, someday, I'm planning to start my own YouTube channel and upload gaming videos, vlogs, etc. (BUT THAT SOMEDAY IS STILL FAR AWAY. VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY FAR. FARTHER THAN PLUTO. WHICH I DESTROYED. [NOT REALLY, I DIDN'T REALLY DESTROY PLUTO.])
BTW, as to how I spoke (typed) Spanish earlier, I'm 1/4 Spanish. Although I only know some Spanish since I live in the _ (Never gonna reveal that shit), so I'm not quite sure if what I said earlier was accurate. It was supposed to say 'Don't worry! I have a plan! Thanks!' Oh, and I only said 'Thanks' cuz' I don't know the Spanish for 'Thanks for the review!' LOL.
*Gets bricked* Okay, no more song references! Just. Stop. BRICKING ME! NNNOOO! *gets bricked into the far end of oblivion*
I personally think this chapter sucked. Big time. I mean, this doesn't even makje any sense, and I still update it! *sigh* I'm such a failure. TT_TT
This chapter was supposed to be that one chapter when shit doesn't makes sense... is it?
By the way, Discoabc-sama told me in the second chapter that I should make an intercation with Nami and her family, so I'ma do that next chapter~! Arigatou ne, Discoabc-sama! (^_^)V
Oh, and my friend (Who doesn't have an FFN account) makes a story on Wattpad. His fic's title is 'Stalking the Stalker, Killing the Killer' in which Slendy and Jeff are allies and shit, and they kill people in the forest of Connecticut (He chose the location. Not me.) and he asked me for help... It was pretty good. His concept was good, although it was too fast (That's what she said). We actually collabed a bit. I did Kathy's P.O.V. which helped him with the time management. Although, he thought of the plot, the concept, and even though I thought it was kind of fast in the 1st and 2nd chapters, I didn't stop him. I already did tell him about the pace, but it was already published (he just sent me the link). It's because I think that it's his responsibility because it's his story. Plus, the help the people comments/reviews are more that enough help for him. And now, he is working hard to try to make the story EVEN BETTER than it was before, so if you like horror stories and creepypasta, please check it out~!
Link: www . wattpad story/ 7780883 -stalking- the -stalker- killing -the- killer
(Just remove the spaces, guys!)
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(*gets bricked* I'm just copying Pewds... Let me have my moment... *sulks in a corner*)
Sincerely,
Fem - Hibari Kyoya