Fywto chapter 4
Maru) Merry Christmas!
Lulu) Also happy birthday to Maru!!
Maru) Yep that too, anyways this is our Christmas present to you guys for being evil and making you wait so long between chapters.
Lulu) Yeah sorry. and as always we thank our beta (formally known as KillerwingxGaara who now goes by Tainted Griffin) for putting up with us.
Maru) We do not own Naruto
Lulu:
As me and Maru stood in my kitchen staring at the five leaf ninja in front of us I mean - The Naruto characters-my kitchen I still could not believe that they were standing in my kitchen then in the middle of my shock, Naruto decided to say something.
"Who the hell are you g…." Before he could get any further I jumped at his loud intrusion of my thoughts and I did the only logical thing I could think of; I threw the can of tuna I still held in my hands at him and seeing he didn't dodge it, it smacked him square in the face.
"Lu-chan! What did I tell you about throwing things at people? And I think you killed him!" Maru shouted at me.
"Not to do it… unless it was Megan?" I recited "And I didn't kill him, at-least I don't think I did." I muttered unsurely. Then a thought popped into my head.
"You fucking thief. I want my god-damn tuna back." I yelled pointing at the blonde who now had the can of tuna in his hands and a nice sided bump on his forehead. I walked up to the still shocked Naruto and grabbed my precious can of tuna that was sitting in his hands. Then I went and stood next to Maru, so I could take count of who all showed up in my kitchen.
That's when I saw Kakashi, my second most favorite ninja, and I couldn't help but stop thinking and just act. I ran towards him with the intent to hug him to death, but at the last second he sidestepped to the right and I ran into the wall that he was standing in front of.
Maru:
I watched as Lulu ran toward Kakashi only for him to move and for her to hit the wall, quite hard might I add. Even with her reflexes she couldn't avoid the wall. I couldn't help but smirk as I watched her slide down the wall onto her butt.
"Lu-chan you're supposed to avoid the wall not run into it." I said trying to hide my amusement.
"Neh" she said as she rubbed her nose, but before she had the chance to say anything thing else, Kakashi interrupted her by clearing his throat and looked at me then at Lulu.
"Ummm, who are you two girls and where are we?" He asked glancing around the apartment.
"Ummmm, well my name is Maru and the one on the floor holding her nose, which might be broke, is Lulu-chan. And you guys are in Ohio." I said shifting from my left leg to my right.
"How did you guys get here?" Lu asked looking at them from her spot on the floor.
"Honestly…I don't know." Kakashi said as his eye made the 'U' shaped thing when he smiles.
"I have a theory on it" Shikamaru said gaining all of the attention in the room.
"Well I do to!" Naruto yelled suddenly making me wince at his high pitched voice.
"W-what would that be N-Naruto-kun" Hinata asked quietly.
"They did it." He said pointing at Lulu then at me "Yeah, I bet that there witches or something." He continued with no sign of stopping "Yeah, I bet they brought us here to grind our bones to make breads or eat our brains or something." He said acting as if that was the most logical answer. I stared shocked at him, wondering if I really looked like a witch or something for him to come up with that crazy idea.
"It must be the way me and Lu-chan are dressed and the way we look." I thought coming to my conclusion. I snapped out of my thoughts only to see Lulu throw her can of tuna at Naruto again.
Lulu:
"What the fucking hell, you bastard!" I yelled "Do we look like damn witches, huh?"
"Even if we were Naruto, Giants grind bones to make bread and Zombies eat brains, not witches, darling" Maru said softly, she was being too nice to him he just called us witches for crisps sake!
"Maru-chan he called us witches stop being so nice!" I said sternly looking at my silver haired friend.
"Sorry Lu but you can't blame him he's not the only one to make those assumptions" Maru said looking at me her eyes down.
"So you're not witches?" the blonde asked causing Maru to look up and give him a small smile.
"No we're not" Maru said.
Sighing, I though bitterly "I'm a fucking Werewolf not a stupid freakin' tree hugging, charm casting witch, thank you very much!" Then I realized for the second time tonight Naruto had stolen my can of tuna- that I chucked at him.
"Dammit I want my fucking tuna back." I yelled from my spot on the floor.
"I must say you have really good accuracy to hit Naruto from where you're sitting." Tenten said looking impressed.
"Thank you." I said smiling at her before looking back at Naruto, but I had turned just in time to see my precious can of tuna coming back at me and then nothing.
Maru:
I watched as Naruto threw Lulu's can of tuna back at her. She had just turn back around to see it right before it smacked her in the forehead. She sat there for a minute not doing anything, "Lu-chan, are you still alive?" I asked only for her to make a giggly sound then fall backwards.
"Naruto I think you just killed my friend!" I growled, leaning over lulu's unconscious form then looking up I glared at the blonde.
"Now clam down Maru-san, Naruto didn't kill your friend, he just knocked her out that's all." Kakashi said looking at Lulu also.
"Hmmm, whatever."
"Now, please, let's all clam down and think about this… rationally." A look was cast in Naruto's direction.
"Shikamaru you said that you had a theory?"
"Yeah, I do but it's troublesome. I think that the books that Hinata brought to me to translate are the ones that brought us here." He sighed as if he were completely and utterly bored.
"Books?" Naruto said the word slowly like it was a brand new one that he had never heard before.
"Wait!" I said thinking back to the books sitting on the coffee table "What kind-of books are we talking about?"
"These books." Shikamaru said and Hinata held up two notebooks that looked similar to the books that were sitting in Lu's living room except much older.
"Oh my god, we have the exact same books in the living room my pet was teasing Lu-chan with one an-" Then a thought came to me.
"Max. Oh no I forgot all about max." I said running for the living room to find my small companion.
"Maru-chan, don't leave me alone with the crazy ninja that aren't the sexy Itachi." I heard Lulu slurred as she woke from her tuna can induced 'nap'.
Not listening to her I stepped into the living room and glanced around for the small spider monkey not seeing him I decided to broaden my search, so I walked down the hall to my room. Opening the door I looked around for him he wasn't there either, walking into Lulu's room the only thing I saw was her pet boa walking out I closed her door. As I was about to check the bathroom I heard a scream, jumping I ran down the hall to the living room stopping I smiled at what I saw. Standing in the middle of the room was a certain blonde teen with a certain white and black monkey on his head walking toward them I held my arms open and Max jumped to me.
"Naruto you found Max" I said as the little monkey sat on my shoulder and watched the ninja with interest.
"I didn't find it; crazy thing attacked my face… I had flashbacks to my first mission as a Genin" then he gave a small shiver causing the people in the room laugh or smile.
"Well first of all Max is not an 'it' he's a spider monkey and I have to go put him to bed so Lulu I leave the ninja in your care till I get back" I said walking down the hall leaving Lulu on her own with the ninja.
Lulu:
"I really don't think it's a smart idea to leave me with the ninja but whatever, Maru-chan knows best." I said watching Maru retreat to her room with that cursed monkey.
"Lulu-san what did Maru-san mean when she said Naruto wasn't the only one to make those assumptions about you guys being witches?" Kakashi asked
"Oh, well you see it's because of the way we look and how we dress. Normally people don't have purple and yellow colored eyes or silver hair, and well we dress in the colors that we like. And for those reasons people exclude us from everything, around here if you don't look and act a certain way people don't accept you. They call you name's and do cruel thing to you."
I looked toward Naruto knowing that he went through almost the same things and would understand the most "You know it's kind-of ironic because both me and Maru-chan come from well-respected families and at the beginning everyone wanted to be our friends but we stuck together because all those people just wanted to be in our parents good grace. When our parents weren't around the one's pretending to be our friend's treated us like freaks" I looked out the big bay window on the other side of the living room pushing memoires back into boxes that didn't need to be opened again.
"But anyways, lets look at those books of yours." I said smiling and looking at Shikamaru.
"Troublesome." He said as he handed them over.
I opened the first book and noticed that it was written in old English, I flipped through the first few pages until I found one that had a very familiar poem on it. It was the same poem that Maru had read not more than 20 minutes ago.
"Ok question did anyone of you guys read this poem aloud?" I asked pointing to said poem
"Huh? Yeah Hinata did." Shikamaru said looking slightly confused and bored at the same time
"Man I wish I could pull off that look and not look stupid." I thought to myself.
"Well umm Maru read that poem out loud too, and about ten minutes later you all showed up in my apartment." I said looking at each ninja before resting my eyes upon Shikamaru "Do you think that these poems could have something to do with you guys being here?"
"Yes, it's a possibility I suppose, it could have been like a jutsu or something, but it sounds troublesome."
"Yea it does," I said looking up towards the clock I saw that it was almost midnight "ok I think we should get some sleep and then sit down tomorrow and figure out what we are going to do with you five."
"Oh my god Lu-chan you developed a brain." Maru said walking down the hall acting like she was shocked
"Now that's mean Maru-chan, it's just because I don't find anything interesting enough to actually use my brain." I said in my defense
"Sure, sure keep telling yourself that." She said before looking at the ninja "Right there are only two extra bedrooms but they are pretty big so it won't be a problem if you guys bunk up. Tenten and Hinata can share one of the rooms but the three of you will have to share the other one." She said
"Okay that's fine" Tenten said "But I do have a question, how do you guys know our names?" Looking at Maru I grinned and stepped behind her.
"I'll answer that tomorrow for now we need sleep" Maru said walking down the hall I followed her, stopping at the hall closet Maru pulled out some blankets and spare pillows shoving the pillows at me I handed them to the ninja and Maru passed out blankets. Giving the boys the room closest to the living room Tenten and Hinata got the room Next to me finally crawling into bed I pulled my blankets up over my head smiling to myself mine and Maru's life just got a lot more interesting.
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Lulu) Okay me and Maru are gonna do something really different and cool from now on!
Maru)… We are?
Lulu) Yep we're gonna state random facts bout stuff
Maru) Ummm okay
Lulu) Random fact number 1- Squirrels are immune to rabies
Maru) Ahhh random fact number 2- Spider monkeys like banana daquiries.
Lulu) random fact number 3- A cat in a hurry can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.
Maru) Random fact number4- It is a misdemeanor to kill or threaten a butterfly -- so says City Ordinance No. 352 in Pacific Grove, California.
Lulu) The last random fact for today is number 5- Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.