This is amazing. I feel like running / screaming / singing / laughing my ass off or something. Wouldn't it be the right thing to do?

Edward has been french-kissing girls for Alice's stupid fund raiser for like two hours. Two freaking hours. Unbelievable.

Okay, it's pretty fun to watch, but all in all, I'm not the one making out with everybody, so... kind of boring for the sexiest Mr. Cullen of the bunch! Excluding Carlisle a.k.a Doctor Love. I mean, he's the sexiest... Don't tell anyone I said that.

"I wanna go home." Jasper moaned again. Gosh, what is he, 5 years old? Get a hold of yourself, man! I slapped him on the back and he almost sniffed.

"NEXT!" Alice chanted, happy to have found Edward dozens of horny lady friends.

"How come you lost you car to him?" Rosalie shouted at me. Jasper shrugged.

"He's a sexaholic." He explained.

"I'm not!" I had to at least try to defend my honor.

"And what are we going to do without a car, huh?!" Rosalie shouted (again). Man, that girl loves a good shout.

"Well, you still have your corvette, so, I don't see what the big deal is..."

"The big deal, mister, is that you have lost your really valuable car to our lunatic brother!"

"I'm not a lunatic!" Jasper argued weakly. "That is so mean! You guys are so mean... what do you think, that I don't have feelings? That I don't hear when you guys say that about me? That I just don't care! I got more feelings than you guys! I get affected by things, too! Nobody ever takes a second to wonder about what I want, huh? Eddie's depressed, everybody rushes to help him out, nobody ever takes the time to notice that I'm way more of a social outcast than that idiot and it's like nobody cares! I want friends, too! I want to be loved, too! I want Alice to kiss me, like all those girls kiss Edward!"

Rosalie and I stared at him, shocked. What the Hell is wrong with him? We care about him! I even listen to him, once in a while! Why all the outbursts, today?! Can't people just be happy?! Nobody cares about if that makes me happy or not! Nobody ever asks! Everybody just keeps on assuming that I'm happy, that everything is fine, but no one ever asks me!

Whoa, what's happening to me?

"Muwhahaha." Jasper laughed evily.

"Hey! Don't do that."

"It was funny!"

"What was funny?" Rosalie asked. "Don't change the subject! Jasper, are you going to give us back the Jeep?"

"Never."

"Why not?! Am I not your favorite sister?" Rosalie slurred at him.

"You are my only sister, Rose. And no, I'm not giving back the car."

"Whatever, moron." She sighed as she walked back to the stage, where Edward was fiercely making out with another girl. Blond. Pretty cute. Nice rack... Ooh... what a rack... Wouldn't I love to just take those two big -

"JASPER!"

"Sorry! I just couldn't resist!"

I grinned and sat on the curb next to him.

"Now, stop those mind games and talk to me. You know we love you, bro! Come on! I'd do anything to see you smile your stupid smile, right now."

He grinned at his feet and shrugged.

"Edward kissed me." He suddenly whispered. I chuckled for a second and stopped, understanding he was serious. Really serious.

"What?"

"I'm weirded out."

"Yeah, I could tell! I'd be, too!"

"I just want to go home and forget all about this and have sex with Alice."

"Ew, TMI, man... Don't want to hear that."

"Oh, sorry... And Alice ruined my clothes.

"Oh, forget it, man, they were ugly, anyways."

Then, he smiled his stupid smile. That just warmed my heart right through.

"Is he ever gonna stop?"

"Never, man. Wait until the guys get in line." I laughed quietly as we went on staring at the dimly-lit stage.