As soon as I got home I picked up Miette and her bottle. I looked in the mirror as I fed her. Had my skin always been this grayish-blue color? Were my eyes always this light? Were my blonde highlights always this platinum?

There were many more questions I could be asking myself. Such as: Was my posture always this bad? Do I always feel this tired?

But of course, dear reader, you don't have an answer to any of these questions.

..Do you?

No, of course you don't. You must be sitting there, wondering, "Wait, I thought Damsel's personality was draining from her body when she was all dizzy and loopy?"

No, I'm always like that. Am I? Yes, I am.

Or maybe you're wondering something like "Why is it that Moonlight Damsel being so friendly now? I thought she was bad! She makes no sense to me?1!/"

You're gonna have to go with your gut instinct on this one.

I looked in the mirror sadly.

It's been a few minutes and Miette's bottle is still full.

Here I am, destined to feed her for the rest of my miserable life.

The end.

...THAT ISN'T THE END.

Miette suddenly paused her sucking at the bottle. I looked down at her. "Hmm?" She slowly opened her grey eyes and stared into my soul.

I cringed as agony passed through me and I accidently dropped her. I looked into the mirror and saw that everyone of my features had become worse. More grayscale if you get what I mean.

I felt miserable and I didn't wanna do anything but go back to bed. I looked on the floor and saw that Miette was perfectly fine.

..Or so I thought.

Artemis Smurfette suddenly kicked my door down with the other smurfettes with her, including Star. She was armed with her bow and an arrow, pointing it at me.

"Damsel, watch out!" She called, aiming her arrow at Miette.

Don't do what you're about to do! Moonlight Damsel hissed. She knew me too well..

As Artemis released her arrow, I leaped infront of Miette, shielding her. "Noo!" I cried.

I fell over and closed my eyes as her arrow made contact with my side.

When I opened my eyes I was in a black... Dimension? Is that the right word?

I suddenly saw myself before me. Actually, I think it was Moonlight Damsel. The only difference being that she still had ever wound I had ever gotten. Including the scratches that Azrael had given me, and she always had a somewhat devious look on her face and her hair was less managable.

"What are you doing?" She roared into my face.

When I didn't answer, she spoke again.

"You have no idea what's going on, do you?"

"..."

She facepalmed and pointed to a window that had appeared. She grabbed me by my hair and slammed me into it, forcing me to look.

Inside I saw Star with tears pooling down her face. I couldn't hear anything, I could tell she was mouthing, no, more like screaming my name. Story Smurfette, Aqua Smurfette, Dancing Smurfette, and Claudette were all horrified as Papa Smurf, Painter, etc lined up beind them. Artemis was still in the same pose she had when she realeased the arrow, but without the arrow. Her eye was twitching slightly.

I now see myself, laying in a pool of blood with the arrow in my side.

Miette is cringing infront of me, I think she hissed. Her eyes become red.

She takes a step towards Artemis and the skin on the warrior's feet become a grayish-blue color, which creeps up her body. It looks like she's fighting something but I can't tell what.

I forced Moonlight Damsel off of me. "I don't get it!"

She growled and roundhouse kicked the window, shattering the first layer of glass. I could hear!

"Damsel's dead!" Star cried.

"Miette's evil!" Papa Smurf warned Artemis. "You'll have to be careful or she'll make you so gloomy you'll be useless against her!"

"Damsel isn't dead." Artemis growled, reaching for another arrow.

"It's Miette that's dead!"Just as quickly as she lined up her arrow, she realeased it.

It made contact with Miette's eye, and you could hear the sound of glass shatter if you were on either side of the window. I doubt they could see me and Moonlight Damsel.

Another arrow came from behind me and shattered the window the same time Artemis shattered Miette's "glass" eye. I fell through it and landed back into my own body.

I sat up carefully, Miette was no longer there.

"Damsel!" Star cried and ran over to me. I pulled the arrow out of my side just before she hugged me.

"The deed is done." Artemis dropped her bow. Her skin was no longer the shade of the grayish-blue.

"And I painted the entire thing!" Painter called from behind, raising his paint brush.