Cat: (Glares at ArchangelAki) Aki-chan your a cheat.
Aki: (Doesn't really care and happily reads the next chapter)
Alex: (Laughs) Cat doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Aki.
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Bakura glared at her. 'I hate you.'
Anzu gritted her teeth. "Eat damn it,eat!"
"Damn it." Bakura blinked. Where'd that come from?
Anzu stared at him in horror. "Oh no you didn't."
'Oh yes I did.' Bakura smirked to himself. His first word was 'Damn it' and he knew that Anzu's parents were going to be furious. "Damn it, damn it, damn it!" he curled his tiny hands in to fists and started beating the high chair table. "Waaaah! Damn it!"
Anzu's face lost color. Mom's gonna kill me... "Now, Tom-"
"Damn it!" screamed 'Tommy' at the top of his lungs.
"Okay, okay! I guess I'm not good enough to use your name right?" Anzu said, crossing her arm over her chest.
"Yes." 'OMG YAY! I'm talking!... OMG? Where the hell did I learn that?"
Flashback:
Gina hugged her new teddy bear. "OMG OMG OMG!"
Azzy grabbed her fake cell phone. "OMG OMG OMG!"
Juanita picked up her new set of felt tip pens. "OMG OMG OMG!"
End flashback.
His eye twitched. That might've had something to do with it.
Anzu glared, "Well you don't have to rub it in!"
"Yes." 'I'm so proud of myself. Look at the way she's twitching, Ra, I haven't seen that since...'
Flashback:
Anzu stood there, covered in tissue. "Why are you doing this again?" she asked Azzy as Bakura watched from a safe distance.
"Because," said Azzy rolling her eyes and walking around Anzu, the dreaded toilet paper tightening around her body. "I need to get my medical badge, otherwise I won't be able to go on my field trip."
"Duh," said Juanita.
"Yeah," shouted Gina. "And if she doesn't we won't see each other for a whole two months!"
Af if this thought was unbearable, the three toddlers emraced.
"I can feel the toilet paper squashing my tum-tum." said Juanita.
"Me too," chorused Azzy and Gina.
Bakura let out a laugh. Anzu on the other hand...
Twitch.
Twitch, twitch.
"Oh no!" shouted Juanita, letting go of her sisters. "Azzy broke Anzu!"
"Oooooh!" said Gina.
"B-but, I d-didn-didn't mean to!" there were tears in Azzy's eyes. "It was an accident. N-now I made her look we-weird!"
"Now, now," said Bakura moving towards the brown haired girl. "You aunties always been like that, if anything she looks prettier then before."
Anzu starting twitching violently.
"OMG!" shouted Gina. "She gonna 'splode!"
End flashback.
Bakura laughed.
Anzu stared at Bakura 'What a weird kid...'
Then she had an idea. She eyed the plate of baby food.
SPLAT
Half went down Bakura's throat while the other half was on his face. "Hah! I knew I'd get you to eat something!"
Bakura's face reddened. "Damn it, damn it, damn it!"
"Agh! Stop saying that you little bastard!" Anzu's hands went to her mouth, covering it.
Bakura stared, he had no idea...
Friendship preacher...
Innocent little...
Swearing...
At a toddler...
BASTARD?
"Bshart!" he hissed back.
He stared.
She stared back.
He blinked.
She blinked back.
He sniffed.
She sniffed back.
Something definitely stunk...
Oh shit.
It was him!
"Eww! Somebody needs a new diaper." muttered Anzu holding her nose.
Bakura tried to do the same, but couldn't. 'Smell... Burning... Eyes...' "Waaaaah!"
Anzu groaned, how was she going to hold her nose and change him at the same time? Aha! Yami...
10 minutes later:
'When is she going to change me damn it?' "Damn it!"
"Calm down," said Anzu, still holding her nose. "It's almost time."
'Almost time for what? Why'd you leave the room before this? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?' "Waaaaaaaah!"
Knock, knock, knock.
Anzu got up, "That must be him."
'Must be WHO?' "Wawawaaah!"
Bang, bang.
"I'm coming! Hold your horses Yami."
'Yami? Yami as in PHARAOH? WHERE is my DECK?' "Waaaah!" tears started streaming down his face. He stopped and sniffed when he saw the pharaoh standing there, with his eyebrow raised.
"Your right Anzu, he doesn look a little odd. What is that smell?"
Anzu walked in from behind him. "It's what I need your help with Yami-kun," her eyes were suddenly, big and round and teary. Bakura had seen this a million times.
"Anzu," said the pharaoh, his voice emotionless. "I'm not changing a childs diaper."
"Pwease Yami-kun? For me?" she batted her eye lashes.
Bakura saw beads of sweat roll down the pharaoh's face. This never got old.
Yami's thoughts:
Must resist... the eyes. No... they're... over powering... I need... puzzle has... abandoned me.. abandoned me... NOO!
End Yami's thoughts.
"Alright then." he muttered, picking up Tommy.
"Don't you need my help?" asked Anzu.
"No, Tommy and I need to talk."
Before she could say or ask or even stare at him, he shut the dorr behind himself.
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Never in a million years did Bakura think he'd be in this situation, it was disgusting.
He was trouserless, his... thing exposed. And the pharaoh was above him, touching... it. Cleaning it with a wipe. He was so disgusted that he had even forgotten how to scream.
After he was clean and in his pants the pharaoh glared at him. "Akefia, that was the most disturbing thing I had ever done."
Bakura stared at himn, bewildered. "Nyah?"
Yami raised an eyebrow. "First let's take care of that."
A light came from his puzzle, Bakura shut his eyes.
"What the fuck was that?" he hissed.
"HOLY RA! I SPEAK!"
But his voice was that of a childs.
"Quiet, before Anzu hears you." hissed Yami. "She'll get a heart attack."
Bakura frowned. "How'd you know it was me?"
"I sensed you stupid."
Bakura let the comment slide, once he was back to his normal self, they'd duel to the death for it. "How do I get back to normal?" he demanded.
"How would I know? I don't even know how you ended up like this, all I know is that if Anzu ever does change your diaper, I'm going to hang you, toddler or not."
Bakura glared at him. "What are you going to do? Live here? In case she hasn't told you, I'm her new baby brother."
"Yes, she has told me, Tommy." his eyes were dancing with amusement.
"Call me that again and I swear I shall-"
"What else should I call-"
"Is everything okay in there Yami?" it was Anzu, outside the door.
Bakura smirked and opened his mouth when-
A light appeared again from the puzzle and he felt his legs give way. "Waaah!" 'Oh shit, not again.'
Yami opened the door. "I've changed him," before Anzu could answer or thank him he continued. "I don't feel right, your alone in the house with a toddler, I'm going to the Kame house to get my things, I'm sleeping over for tonight and tomorrow, just to make sure your alright." he walked out, leaving Anzu dumbfounded.
She turned to Tommy. "Did you have something to do with this?"
"..."
"Okay, stupid question."
Afew minutes later, he was surprised to find out that it was already five pm, his nap time. Anzu held a bottle of milk to his mouth and he slowly sucked on the nipple, every now and then giving it a bite.
Once he was fed:
She sighed and picked him up, putting his head on her shoulder and his chest against hers. "I used to be a baby sitter," she said when she felt her brother stiffen. "So I know what I'm doing."
Squisy... Big breasts... Could one year olds get horny?
(O.O)
'Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! With Mazaki? NOWAY! Not me, never me!'
Knock, knock.
"Anzu it's me." came Yami's voice.
"Damn Pharaoh," said Bakura.
Anzu's eyes turned towards him. "W-what?"
"Nyeh?" Bakura blinked.
Anzu shook her head. She was hearing things. She must've been.
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Cat: So, review you guys!
Aki: (Grins) How much reviews do you want for this then.
Cat: (Frowns) Because of what you pulled... I want the number to reach, (Smirks) 55
Aki: (Eye twitches)
Alex: (Sighs) I know how you feel...