Hey guys! How're you doing? Well, I'm going to start with 'The Thursday potion brewing'.
And Thank you all for your great reviews! Oh, before I forget to say it, I intend on making 'Mommy Eri' even more horrible than she already is ... I can't stand my own character, amazing, he?
Well, I hope you're fine and Have a wonderful day!
Reviews are such great things, aren't they ???
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It was Thursday morning and Chris Halliwell was flipping through the BoS. Today he was supposed to meet Erica for potion brewing and he had to find a potion that was difficult to brew.
The best potion, he thought, would be one that explodes easily ...
Those potions were all very easy...
General vanishing potion... (He could list the intrigents already while sleeping)
Love potion ... (He should mark that for later times ...)
Teleporting potion ... (As if he needed that, anyway ..)
Time travel potion... (Oh, he knew that much too well ...)
Explosion potion ... (That was it. Explosion was very good. He just needed to orb away in time and drop the bottle in front of her feet...)
Chris quickly wrote down the needed intrigents and glanced at his watch. It was already 10.15 and he was supposed to be there at 10.20.
Well, why not let that slutty woman wait ?
Chris nodded at his own thoughts in agreement. Yes, she could definitely wait.
He quickly went over to the old couch and sat down, arms crossed in front of his chest.
Chris, do you really want to make that poor woman wait and worry?, a voice said in his head.
Since when did he have such kind of thoughts?
Chris grunted stubbornly. That was no poor woman.
Chris, everyone makes mistakes. You did too, didn't you?
Shut the hell up!
Just orb to her house, Chris.
No! Piss off!
The little voice sighed dramatically but finally stopped argueing.
It was now 10.20 and Chris shifted uncomfortably. The two voices kept argueing quietly in his head, fighting to win the battle. Chris listened carefully.
It's 10.20. you should go-ho... , the moral voice said in a sing-sang voice.
No, never! That slutty -'
She's not a slut!
Oh, yes. She is!
Just go and orb!
Hey! I won't go jumping off a cliff everytime you whistle! And I will not go!
Where're your morals?!
I don't need any!
Oh, yes -'
Chris had enough of this. He jumped off the sofa and orbed in the hall of Erica and Leo's house.
Oh, great. Now you let that idiot win. I thought we were a team ...' the voice muttered angrily but Chris ignored it.
Suddenly Erica came bouncing around the corner with her most brilliant smile. She was wearing a gold coloured bikini and sun glasses. Ewww, and he thought it couldn't get any worse ...
,,Ooooh, there's my Chrissy-Boy!'', she squealed and ruffled his hair.
Yeah! No hug! That's a progress!
But, as if Erica read his thoughts, she pulled him into a tight hug and kissed his face.
,,You're just soooo adorable!''
,,Ahm, thanks.'', Chris answered and tried to wipe the make-up she had left away.
Erica giggled.
,,I just know what my little Honey Bear likes.''
Honey Bear?!
An akward silence followed in which Erica kept smiling at him, not blinking once. That kind of really scared him ...
,,So, let's brew this ... potion, right?'', Chris tried to sound cheerful.
,,Ooooh, nooo. Silly boy, we'll go swimming in our pool, of course. It's such a great weather, isn't it?'', she said and took his hand to guide, or rather pulled him out to the large garden.
Chris' mind thought rapidly. I need an excuse. I need an excuse. I need an excuse...
,,Ahm, I -I don't have anything to swim in.''
'Mommy Eri's' smile grew broader.
,,Ooooh, silly boy. I bought you something. Mommy Eri's not stupid.''
Well, you could spend hours on discussing this ...
And, I don't want to go swimming with the slut!!!, his mind screamed.
But, too late, she had already pulled out something small, glittering and yellow.
He was supposed to actually wear this?!
He was speechless which, again, Erica interpreted totally wrong.
,,Pretty, isn't it?'' Chris snorted.
,,Yeah, I know. It's absolutely gorgeo!'', she squealed and piched his cheek with her long painted finger nails. ,,Now, what are you waiting for? Change!''
Chris' eyes widened. Normally he wouldn't believe her but he already knew her well enough that he wouldn't put it past her.
,,Ahm, could I change in the bathroom?'', he asked, forcing a smile.
,,Ooooh, silly boy! As if Mommy Eri hadn't seen your bum!''
Oh, and how does that come?!
,,And, don't worry, your little Lord won't shock me!'', she reassured him, giggling.
Lord? What Lor-'... Oh, that Lord! Is she kidding?!
,,No! No way!'', he said and quickly orbed the cloth to Jamaica.
,,Hey, that wasn't nice, Chrissy-Boy!!!'', she told him and narrowed her eyes.
,,Well, it shouldn't be!'', Chris shouted, loosing his temper completely.
,,Ooooh, you silly boy just made a big mistake!'', Erica hissed and sent him flying in the pool.
Wait, was she just trying to fight him?! Because of a piece of slutty cloth?!
Chris quickly orbed himself behind her and sent her onto the next tree.
But Erica only laughed in a disgusting way and jumped down.
,,Ooooh, silly boy! Don't try to fight me!''
Okay, that meant war!!!
Chris was about to orb a flower pot onto her head but she sent it back towards him and he dodged it just in time.
Both, Erica and Chris were standing in a fighting stance and panting heavily when a green flower pot next to Erica exploded. Erica jumped shock but quickly recovered and turned looked up to see an very angry, no, furious face glaring at her. Chris grinned triumphant.
Juhu!
The angry face flashed him a smile.
Yes, his mom really was one of a kind ...