Disclaimer I own nothing of the Harry Potter or Percy Jackson Series but my OC, Bella, including half of my room while the other half is owned by my sister. Not even the computer I'm using is mine, it's my friend's laptop.

Chapter 4

(Bella's POV)

Can nobody really believe that I would think of Uncle Sev as an uncle? Or, are they just in shock that I know Uncle Sev? It's probably the latter of both choices, but hey, I've been wrong sometimes. And by sometimes I mean once or twice. I'm not wrong often. You see I'm a Seer, get it see seer, haha I'm funny. Now back on topic I don't really understand what's unbelievable about knowing Uncle Sev. I mean I've know him since my dad was sent to Azkaban, and even before that, I knew about him because of Uncle Regulas.

Besides all that though I thought that the shocked faces they made were really funny. I just didn't understand the disgusted faces though. "Why the disgusted faces? I'm not that ugly am I?" I joked. I thought I might as well joke around while I explain all of this. Apparently dad, Uncle Remus, Harry, and Uncle Sev took all of what I said seriously.

"NO! You're gorgeous no matter what anybody says," they all said in a matter-of-factly way. Pretty creepy because if you ask me they said that all at the same time.

I rolled my eyes at them, "Geesh, my self-esteem isn't that low guys. Do you expect me to be an insecure girl that hides behinds tons of make-up?" I was hoping they wouldn't have a reaction to the last part but, apparently they actually thought I would hide behind make-up why? Because they blushed like the color of lady bugs. Jerk faces.

I narrowed my eyes at them. Why does almost every guy I meet think I hide... Never mind. Bloody curse. Why did my mother have to put a curse on me so I would have to look as if I always wear make-up? My stupid mother, Aphrodite goddess of love and beauty, is a total and royal bitch. Not only was I born with a natural beauty as everyone likes to whisper about(they're not very good at whispering)but, I was also cursed with the appearance that I'm wearing make-up all the bloody fucking time.

"Never mind what I said, what happened when I passed out?" I questioned them. They all looked at me like I knew what had happened. Of course I knew, I'm fucking awesome! And magical! I know right, I am way too cocky, just like my daddy and bitchy mother. I don't like to acknowledge that she's my mother, but I have to, no excuses.

Their scrutinizing looks were annoying the fuck out of me so I gave up on acting innocent and decided to take the mickey out of them. I choose to start with Harry first. As if he used legilimency to read my thoughts he cowered back behind dad. With a smirk turning on my lips, I raised my left eyebrow and directed my teasing towards Harry, "So, Harry, little brother of mine that's not related to me whatsoever, do you have a girlfriend/crush yet?"

His face started to take a color that I thought only a stop sign could achieve. He proceeded to object but, he didn't know I had caught onto his bluff. I don't think Harry knew, that I knew him better than himself even though he hasn't seen me in 13 years. I clucked my tongue while shacking my head, "Harry, Harry, Harry, you think just because you haven't seen me in 13 years doesn't mean I haven't seen you. And the way you've acted around..." As I was about to say who Harry liked he had ran up to me and covered my mouth with his hand. To get his hand off of my mouth I licked his hand and faked gagged, "Harry! I know your a fourteen year-old boy but please refrain from using the hand you use for your 'free-time' on my mouth!"

He was blushing beet red while stuttering out that he's never done that. Dad, Uncle Remus, and Uncle Sev were shaking with mirth. Uncle Remus and dad stopped shaking as soon as they noticed Uncle Sev shaking himself. Uncle Sev started taking deep breaths in order to stop shaking, as soon as he was done shaking I explained that I had remembered everything such as the Weasleys, the red-head family downstairs.

"Well then let's go to the dining room table for you to explain everything since you feel well enough to tease Harry about his love-life," Uncle Remus said skeptically. It's as if he knows that I'll do something. So I did.

I gasped and put an innocent look on my face, "Harry, my little Harry, has a love-life?!When did this happen?!" Harry right-out glared at me. I could just feel the love he was sending me.

Dad chuckled, "Lets head downstairs to the dining room before you start mocking Harry on everything else." Uncle Sev was just chuckling in the background.

"Well then, Dad, no need to get your knickers in a twist. You need to get laid," I said in a matter-a-fact tone. Dad looked so surprised that I had said that. "Merlin's bollocks, I'm not a prude pretty sure you would be expecting something like that Dad," I announced.

And I walked away leaving them with their expressions and my words that every father, uncle, and brother never want to hear from their daughter, niece, and sister.

How was that? I say thank you to my best friend for helping my write and edit this chapter.