Notes: This was done as a break for me and my tired mind. Had two days of hard work and am downright knackered now. This was a nice break from it. Getting in Prowl mindset is suprisingly easy now. My thanks Bookworm Gal, SaylaGathermoon, Silveriss, black dragon, Independent.C., HitokiriKurisuta (wiggles), Kelsey and xRae Asakurax for their ideas again.

I apologise to any delay in updating this list. As you are no doubt aware the past few weeks have been extremely stressful due to the Decepticons gaining reinforcements. Whilst that seemed to have curbed the pranks, it seems now that we have a lull in the fighting that some mechs see this as an opportunity to 'boost moral'. I would like to thank Jazz, Optimus, Ratchet and Elita-One for their input.

Item 6 has been amended to include amphibians.

77. Faeces.

-- Fake or real, I do not need them leaving as presents on my desk in the morning.

78. Emergency generators.

-- These are for emergency use only.

-- This also means that you cannot use other bots as generators when the power goes out whilst you are watching television.

-- Hound also asks that you stop trying to use him as a projector.

79. Black out paint.

-- Painting this on cameras sends Red Alert into a fit and painting it onto bots optics whilst they're in recharge results in panic.

80. Pretending to be blind.

-- It is extremely disturbing to anyone who encounters this and it also mocks those who have been blind.

-- Jazz stop encouraging this by taking off your visor. Just because you can manage completely fine without your sight does not mean other mechs can.

81. Download sites and SPAM.

-- I shouldn't have to ban these as up-to-date virus protection should stop anything nasty being transferred but as some mechs seem to be skipping out on medical checks, Ratchet has reported an increase of infected files.

-- The amount of spam crossing Teletrann's servers are causing a slow down in the processing time and I won't tell you how dangerous that is.

82. Dating Services and Viagra.

-- No one needs to be signed up to these. I'm not even going to ask why anyone would even think Viagra would work on a Cybertronian.

83. Garden Gnomes.

-- Ratchet has classified whomever filled the Dinobot's room with garden gnomes as certifiable. Jazz called them gutsy. I say you're on your own if they catch you.

84. Sailor Moon and MewMew Power.

-- We do not often get visits from the femmes and we certainly won't be receiving anymore if they continue to wake up with cat ears and tails stuck to them, or costume helpful retrofitted to fit them. Elita-One informed me that if she found out who it was then she would be taking matters into her own hands.

85. Photoshop.

-- I do not want to see the results of this. I saw the latest one involving Megatron and certain members of our forces. If you must fill your free time by making up pictures, make sure they are all of the Decepticons and they all see the results.

86. Pine Cones.

-- Whatever you choose to do with them, don't do it inside the Ark.

87. Bonfires.

-- Inside the Ark is strictly prohibited. It sets off alarms, the fire dampening system and causes all manner of problems with the floor.

88. Food Colouring.

-- This is now banned in any non-human section of the Ark. Colouring energon a different colour without asking is just rude. Swapping energon for coloured water is dangerous to your health. Sideswipe we know that it is you and you can be sure I will be searching you, your room and all your hiding places for the substance.

89. Aerosol Cans (in connection to Item 12 and 64)

-- These count as paint.

-- We are still not redecorating the Ark. 'Signing' it is also not allowed. We all know who was here, thank you, and art work can be kept to your rooms.

90. Trebuchets.

-- Whilst it is encouraging that you are studying Earth's history, you don't have to make their weapons of war in the middle of the recreation room.

-- You also don't have to test them with minibots.

91. Mirage's Electo Distrupter.

-- This is for his use ONLY. No one else is allowed to 'borrow' it to wander around invisible. It is bad enough he does it.

92. Zorbing.

-- Where anyone got a giant inflatable ball from is enough to make my CPU freeze. Please just do this far from the Ark where I can't see you.

93. A note for those of you that do PR visits to human children education facilities. If they ask you where Transformers come from, ignore the question.

94. Dancing.

-- Specifically whilst on duty or in the middle of a battle. It is extremely distracting to everyone, especially if you deliberately are doing it badly. On occasion it has been useful against the Decepticons, but your own side would appreciate some warning before you start 'getting down'.

95. If you are due a medical check-up with Ratchet, go on your appointed time and date. The joors spent hunting for you is a waste of resources and time that could be better spent elsewhere. It also makes Ratchet bad tempered for the rest of us that are due in after you.

96. Armoury.

-- There is a reason this is locked at all times, with only specific bots having access. Whomever left it open is jointly responsible for all the pink flowers now painted onto the guns stored there. Ironhide very nearly went apoplectic when he discovered it.

97. Ringtones.

-- Comms do not need ringtones.

-- This also means you can't change other bots comm. alerts, including changing Blaster's to the Macarena, which I would like to point out has already been banned on the Ark.

98. Red vs. Blue.

-- I had hoped no one was stupid enough to try and repeat this, but it seems certain mechs wish to prove me wrong. No one on the Ark is called Honk Honk and blargh does not mean yes, or no. Ironhide is also not Sarge.

-- Grifball is utterly banned. Bumblebee is not Grif and therefore no one needs to try and beat him with hammers, or give him bombs to hold.

99. Twister.

-- Or more specifically retrofitting the intruder floor sensors to light up and call out which colour you may stand on with whichever limb.

100. Remote Controls.

-- Specifically those designed to control human toy cars. Attaching them to your fellow Autobot members and driving them around (badly) results in injury and is a violation of certain freedoms. Perceptor counts, even though his alt mode is a microscope.