Season 5

Episode 10- Abandon All Hope

'Hey-! What are you hiding there?'

Sam looked at his brother guiltily, then revealed the brand new boxset.

Dean raised an eyebrow. 'Season five? Oh nice... just what I wanna see- more Lucifer.' Sam shrugged, chucking it him. His elder brother flicked through the episode list.

'Eienee meaniee miny mo, I think we'll go with Abandon all Hope.'

Sam sniggered, plonking himself down in front of the sofa. 'Never knew you were a poet Dean!' Dean scowled as he realized just what he had said.

He groaned, then pulled the DVD out and stuck it in the player.

Dean started nodding his head in time to the music, and Sam shot him a filthy look.

But they both had filthy looks upon their faces as they watched Crowley... uhh... snogging a guy.

Dean elbowed Sam in the ribs. 'Told ya he was gay!' Sam rolled his eyes, but couldn't resist saying.

'And Cas is a pervert spying on him like that.'

Dean was stood up now, shirt tucked into his trousers and back straight.

'Oh look at me! I'm a stuck up douchbag demon! My name is Fergy wergy, Liliths bitch and a Scotty lad! '

Sam just raised an eyebrow as Dean did a rather good impression of Crowley mixed with Simon Cowell.

But he soon turned his attention to the TV, and Deans eyes grew sad for the fraction of a second as he saw Jo. 'Aww man...' He realized. 'This is the one-?'

Sam nodded, watching themselves break into the house. He sighed, then heard his brother snort.

'Crowley has crappy taste in music! Next he'll be listening to Taylor Swift!' *He pretended to play the guitar, then, to Sams utter surprise, said a few lines of the song in a high pitched voice.

He raised an eyebrow.

'How do you know the lyrics to Taylors song?'

Dean shut up straight away, going red.

'Shoot the damn fuc-!' Dean yelled, almost beside himself as they put the Colt to Crowleys forehead, but the ass had forgotten to put in any bullets.

Luckily (!) Dean though with a growl.

Sam poked Dean in the chest, grinning. 'Ya moron!' He snorted. Dean raised an eyebrow. 'Devils bitch!' Sam's eyes narrowed, and the smirk followed.

'Cas's girlfriend.'

He ducked as the empty bottle of beer went flying at his head.

'Cas in a drinking contest with Ellen.' Dean chuckled, watching the angel down them as if it was... well... shots.

Sam raised an eyebrow now. 'I do wish the camera wouldn't focus on Jo's ass like that- I feel like a damn stalker!' Dean went red. 'I guess Chuck must have put what I was looking at-'

Sam didn't need to hear more.

'Urgh I hate that photo!' Dean moaned- he looked a little weird on it, like he'd crapped himself and been caught in the act. Sam was sniggering at Cas. 'Hell he looks like a statue there!' He snorted. Dean rolled his eyes.

'Leave my boyfriend alone (!)'

'Showtime.' Dean said, rubbing his hands together as they did what Cas had said. "Tomorrow we hunt the devil"

'Man... I see what Cas meant by all the Reapers!' Sam said, eyes wide- there were so many Reapers you couldn't count them all.

'Oops, Lucifer's taken him to his "special place"' Dean smirked as the devils voice sounded, and all went white. Then Dean cocked his head. 'Hmm...' he turned to his brother. 'Does Lucifer do it Hellhound style?'

Sam nearly choked on his beer. 'De-? What the hell-?' He demanded. Dean shrugged. 'I thought you'd know, seeing as you and the devil have such an... uhh... "special connection."'

Sam didn't answer that. His brother was screwed in the head.

'Luci needs to visit a clothes shop.' Dean remarked, glaring at the devil. Sam raised an eyebrow. 'Oh? Fancy being the devils stylist?'

Dean gave him a filthy look.

'N'aww! Go on Cas! You tell that ass that your our bitch!' Sam said, keeping an eye on Deans reaction- filthy looks were exchanged again.

'Meg looks like Meg Griffin! Ugly, unpopular... and even the devil knows it! Or maybe its just Mark thinking. "Holy shet! I'm glad I don't have to hold her any longer!"'

Dean frowned. 'Mark?' Sam nodded. 'He plays Lucifer in this.' Dean nodded, raising the bottle to his lips.

'Why the hell would you wanna play Heavens ex-bitch?'

Sam shrugged. 'Pretty interesting role- he plays Nick too...' he looked sad. 'That poor guy... he must have gone through worse than Hell...'

Dean glanced at his brother, then sighed- he agreed. But then- he shouldn't have said Yes.

Lucifer was a right bastard...

But then, Dean suddenly groaned and closed his eyes as the Hellhound ripped into Jo, courtesy of Meg "Griffin"

Sam glanced at his brother in concern. 'You-?'

'I'm fine.'

Dean was watching with blank eyes as "He" said goodbye to Jo, then Ellen stayed with her.

Although, he smiled at the woman when she said her last line.

'Luci uses a spade-? Thats one of the weirdest things I've seen!' Sam snorted. Dean snorted now. 'Least I'm not the one with the devil hitting on me.'

Sam gave him a filthy look, then smirked as his brother said "So suck it." and shot the devil with the Colt.

'Ya know...' Sam mused as "they" looked weak with happiness... only for Lucifer to awake with a gasp, then send Dean crashing away.

'We really mustn't cheer until were sure.' Sam added as the devil carried on digging for a moment, then turn back to his demons, then finished the ritual.

'If Lucifer is one of the five... I wonder... what the other things can't be killed by the Colt... I wonder what the other four are?' Sam suddenly thought, and Dean looked uneasily at him.

'Hell... I'm just hoping Azazel wasn't one- or I'm guessing we'll be seeing him again soon.'

But then he snorted as Meg "Griffin" was looking as if she was gonna get it on with Cas when he couldn't kill her. Sam chuckled when he chucked her on the holy fire, then escaped.

'He's not as stupid as he looks.' He laughed. Dean raised an eyebrow- Sam was hitting on him now (!)

'Lucifer looks like an excited five year old when he goes "Well, hello Death."' Dean noted, watching the devil grin.

Sam just shook his head.

The brothers watched the ending with sombre eyes as Bobby threw the photo into the flames, then Dean sighed as the credits rolled.

'Season five is so depressing!' He just said. Sam grinned.

'Good though... next?'

Dean grinned.

'Next!'

Woohoo! Spn with the boys is BACK! Sorry for looooong delay. I just didn't feel like writing it lmao! *spoiler for s6* Azazel WILL be returning in S6 it's been announced:D So maybe he really is one of the things the Colt can't kill-? I can't watch S6 (Damn Britain and crappy internet playback!) so I'm hoping this is true! Azazels awesome(: Next episode up soon! And I have a pretty good idea on which one LMAO!

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