Symmetrical Injuries Are the Only Injuries
"Hello my beautiful viewers welcome to the fourth lovely episode of Symmetry Talk. So far this is the best episode, it is half of the most symmetrical number, but that is not our topic today. Today we shall speak of, injuries and how if you are going to injure yourself, do it symmetrically," Death the Kid introduced his show in his usual sophisticated way. "As you know in my previous episode I had been injured while in an argument with a most asymmetrical moron. Now I understand I probably deserved that but Maka, the one who had hit me did not hit me with the book symmetrically. This was most bothersome, thus she had to hit me again so I could regain the balance of symmetry and order. So with that said, one cannot just injure themselves asymmetrically!" The Death God's rampage was starting on cue, "If you are hurt at least have the decency to do it symmetrically! I mean seriously! If you break your arm why not just break the other one and by symmetrical? Sure you might have problems writing but you'll be symmetrical! And symmetry, in case you haven't realized it yet, is everything! Even a little kid broke their arms symmetrically, so why can't you if you end up breaking your arms? This kid didn't even cry when they broke their arms! You want to know why? Their arms were broken symmetrically that's why!"
"Hey, Kid calm down would ya? You always do this…" Liz muttered behind the camera, with Patti shouting, "Yup!"
"Oh right, I'm sorry but…the symmetry it's just so beautiful, its power is just so amazing. It's like once I have the chance to talk about its amazing power it get so carried away that I just go insane. But I'm serious that you should always try your best to have symmetrical injuries! Of course no injuries would be the best choice…Anyway I think my point has been made. Hmm this was a rather short episode…but I have no more to talk about. Until the fifth episode, please keep things symmetrical."
Author's Note: It was a short chapter...and after not updating for awhile. But the little kid who broke their arms that's sorta true, that was my friend like some amount of years ago but I doubt she knew what symmetry was at the time. I, on the other hand never got hurt symmetrically it's such a burden (I was rambling just to get 444 words total)