Chapter 4

Woo the first battle of this story,

There will be about 6 battles. 3 epic one and 3 small ones.

This is going to be a small one.


Evil awoke up seeing he was hugging around Flaky's waist and he was laying on her chest. He felt heat reaching his face. Flaky was in deep sleep though so he knew he didn't made him do it. He sprang up and hopping out of bed. He walked downstairs. He looked in the mirror seeing Flippy looking at him. "Flip-Shit... when are you going to switch out with me... I feel a bit uncomfortable in the house with your girlfriend."

Flippy laughed at him, "Hey, you can't have a little crush on her?" He then got serious, "No, not yet Evil... there's something up. Go ask Cuddles what happen." Evil growled. He could go on a killing spree instead of doing a damn mystery for the town. Of course he can't let his name roll off the tongue of people who thought he killed Cuddles and now Lifty. He went upstairs only to see Flaky changing bras and panties. He swallowed hard.

Evil knew he couldn't turn away, 'God damn it EVIL!' He scolded himself. He walked in as soon as she was done fixing herself up. "Get out." She did what she was told terrified of dying. He changed into his normal attire. He walked out grabbing his Bowie knife, a pistol and smoke grenade. Flaky looked at him and he looked at her. "Come on, I can't leave you. Chance of you dying is very, very, very, very high." They walked out going to the hospital were Cuddles was checking out.

Cuddles looked at the letter with tears falling. 'Why would she dump me for Chazz... he's probably prettier than me. I don't blame her.' He saw Evil and Flaky walk up too him. "Holy SHIT! DON'T KILL ME!" He covered his face. He waited five seconds and Evil was just looking at him. "Um... your not going too kill me?" He asked with fear and curiosity. He looked at the letter Giggled gave him. Evil took it.

"Well, the pink haired bitch finally dumped you. That figure as much. She's fucked Splendid, Mimi, god even Mole. Anyway... who killed you last night?" Cuddles closed his eyes trying to remember what happen that moment. "Come on we're losing daylight. Today fag!" Evil was becoming impatient. 'As soon as I fine Rage the motherfucker is good as dead. Then it's Chazz.' Flaky saw Tyler coming she went to greet him. Evil sighed, "TODAY CUDDLES!"

Cuddles jumped, "Okay, okay... Chazz has left and I was walking home. Chazz had said he was getting a major headache. Anyway, I tripped on a pebble. I looked up and saw a man with Black eyes, I mean all the way black." Cuddles started talking about his death, and was dragging Evil to the Diner.

Tyler looked at the non-bloody Evil. "Uh... is Evil actually listening and not killing?" Flaky nodded. Tyler saw the aggravated Evil wanting to blow his brains out. "Wow, so why is he even here?" Flaky just look at Evil golden orbs, he's long nails made for slicing. Too her he look like a kitty. She felt heat implode her cheeks. Tyler laughed. "You can't get to attach to that heartless man. Even though Flippy and him share the same body their hearts and soul tell a different story." Flaky blushed darker.

"Okay, so Tyler, Evil was trying to find out who was framing him for murders of the town." Tyler nodded understandably.

"I see, well I can help to, here I'll go ask Lifty." Flaky smiled widely. He left walking to Lifty and Shifty house. "See you soon Flaky!"

Flaky looked at her friend leave, then saw Evil walking to her almost with a twitching eye. She giggled. "So did you get anything about Rage?" Evil pointed the dead Cuddles. She squeaked in fear. He sighed at her. "So what do we do?"

Evil looked at her, "Well from I got from chatty Cathy over there, he seems to attack people for fun or through rage. Considering why he's name is Rage." He walked to the Diner, since Flaky worked there. 'Damn it to hell I have to watch Flaky for Flippy.' He walked to a table as everyone was just staring at him. Flaky sat next to him nervously. Evil looked at the normal residence. He looked at the door. Flaky got up to do her shift. Evil took out Flippy's five year old picture. "Who the fuck did this to him?" He threw the knife to the wall skillfully missing Mime, and Lammy. Though he tried to hit Lumpy. He stood up. "Flakes," She looked at him, "See you at home." He walked out grabbing the knife.

Everyone looked at Evil leave then Flaky. Petunia dragged her to the kitchen. "Flaky... are you and Evil sleeping together?"

Flaky blushed darkly. "NO! It just I'm helping him find out who did kill Cuddles and Lifty." Petunia gave her a face saying 'What the hell?'

Petunia laughed. "Yeah sure. We all know Evil killed Cuddles and Lifty, he just want to get you in bed with you. If you refuse he's going to rape you and then kill you. Simple. You should try Chazz he seem a lot... ho should I put this... NORMAL!" She saw tears in Flaky eyes. Flaky ran out the diner, going to Flippy's house.

She opened the door and slid down. Evil looked at her after polishing his knife. "What's wrong with whiner?"

She looked away. "Petunia said you only wanted to have sex with me, or even rape then kill me." She wiped the tears away. Evil made the knife pinned into the table. He walked to the door. "Where you going." She asked walking from the door.

He looked at her, "Too kill, I only done so once today. I'm in the mood too kill. Plus Petunia and all the other girls are tramps... except you and Lammy. Hard to find decent girls around here." He walked out heading to the Petunia's house.

Nightfall came and Flaky had all the doors and windows lock. She sat on the couch to scared to sleep. 'Please come back soon, it's creepy here alone.' She thought about what Petunia said to her. 'Chazz... he has something dark to him. He went to the war and he doesn't have no traumas. Or disorders.' She laid down looking at the ceiling. Thinking about this.

Evil was walking back, he had a better mood than earlier. 'Killing never made me feel any happier.' He laughed a little until hearing footsteps. He stopped and turned around. Here were no lights, only moon. The crickets stop chattering, and the wind died down. "Come out fucker."

A man with dark full black eyes, fangs a inch long and claws like Evils' came out. He chuckled at him. "So your the golden orb demon. You know some people call me the black pearl killer. On the account of my eyes. So do you know my bitch Flippy?" He chuckled at Evil.

"Who, Flippy McFlip-shit-a-lot? Yeah We share a body. So what. You the bastard who's screwing around with my kill streak and reputation." He growled in rage.

Rage held up a picture of Evil and Flaky in bed together, last night. "Your said to be a cold-hearted ass-hole. But you look sweet here." Evil charged at him, only for him to move a side. Evil skid looking at Rage. Rage chuckled at him, "She's look like a virgin, a rape-able, screaming virgin." He saw laughed at Evil sudden anger. "Yo Flippy I hope your hearing this... if your upset Evil is seething in rage." Evil boiling point had snapped, and he went savage.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" He tackled Rage trying to claw his face off. Rage though just slapped in the head and running into the shadows. Evil looked at the picture of him that Rage dropped. He picked it up, relaxing a bit. Flippy looked at it then thought too Evil. Evil though cut off his thoughts, 'I DON'T LIKE HER!'

Flippy walked home tucking the pic of his evil side and girlfriend away. He got inside to a sleeping Flaky. He saw she cooked some food. He smiled at her. He whispered in her ear, "Thanks Flaky." She smiled in sleep. 'Damn it Evil why did you leave her alone!'

Evil flipped out at him, 'SHUT THE HELL UP! You asked to keep her safe, to make sure she doesn't die by me. I went out to kill, and you know how I get with the sight of blood. I made you the deal I won't kill so often. I kept up my deal, and your deal was not to treat me like a kid!' Flippy did remember that. 'Plus I met Rage, of course I couldn't ask question cause he pissed me off! Though he said he is called the Black Pearl Killer.' Evil laid down in Flippy's mind, taking his nap.

Flippy sighed, but that name rings a bell to him. He shook off, putting the food away to be eaten tomorrow. 'Rage... Rage... the Black Pearl Killer.' He sighed sadly sleeping next to Flaky.

HELL YEA!

This battle was short I know sorry.

But hey at least you met Rage a little.

Poor Flaky... this is the consequence of having a Boyfriend who been in the war.

Any who, wait for the next chap.

No preview leaving you guessing!