A/N: I put two poems in this one because they kind of correspond with each other and one is way too short to put by itself.

Disclaimer: How can I be JKR? I'm already the Easter Bunny and Oliver Cromwell.

Not Happening

I won't go out with you.

What more is there to say?

Leave me alone for just one day!

Please, just GO AWAY!

--Lily

Pretty Please

I understand

Your command.

I demand

One more reprimand.

I'll comply

If you try

To rely

On my

Alibi.

Change your stance

Give one last chance

For one last dance

In this romance.

--James

A/N: so there's two more. I think I'll do a Remus poem next. Stay tuned!