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Disclaimer: If I owned Death Note, I would own Matt too.

As Matt and Mello were coming home from a chocolate store, Matt spotted a kitten sitting outside their door all alone. Instantly he shoved his bag of chocolates into Mello's hands, which were already full, and ran up to the kitten.

"Hey you little guy. Are you lost?" Matt asked it. "Mrrrrrrrrrrrrow." The kitten rubbed its face on Matts hand. "Awwww. Mello look! Isn't this just the cutest thing ever?" Matt called back to the blond.

"Uhh, Matt. I can't really see anything now." Mello stated matter-of-factly. The bag Matt "gave" him was covering his face, so Mello couldn't even see where he was walking.

Matt turned around, head slightly tilted like a cat's when it's confused. When he saw Mello he giggled. "Ooops, sorry Mels." Matt took his bag back. "But look at this kitten, isn't it just adorable?" The redhead squealed the last part.

Mello looked down at the thing that was now rubbing against his leg. "Yah, sure whatever. It's not the cutest thing I ever saw. Now let's go, I'm hungry." Mello rummaged around in his pocket for the key to their apartment. As the blond turned around after putting his bag on the table, he saw Matt holding the kitten in his hands and his puppy dog eyes begging Mello to keep the kitten.

"Fine, you can keep the cat, but you hafta take care of it on your own." Mello gave in.

"Melloooooooo," Matt called the blond, not taking his eyes off his game, "Feed the kitten." "Why should I? You're the one that took it in, you take care of it." Mello replied. " But Mellooooooo, I'm in the middle of a boss level and this piece of shit is bothering me. I can't lose now; it took me 2 days to get to this level." Matt whined back.

"Fine. Here kitty-kitty. Yes come here, I'll give you food." Mello called softly which Matt never thought was possible. The kitten finally shut up, but Matt never heard the sound of food being poured into a bowl. Suddenly nervous, he paused his game and turned around.

"Mello! What the fuck are you doing?" Matt freaked out and grabbed the kitten out of the blond's hands. "Feeding it." Mello said in a calm voice. "You can't feed it chocolate! It has its own food." Matt kept on freaking out.

Mello took the kitten back, held it in front of him and looked it over. "Well it looks fine to m..." Right then and there the kitten threw up all over Mello. On his leather vest, his just washed hair and part of his face. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Mello screamed, threw the kitten on the couch and ran to get his gun. As he was running back to the living room with his gun loaded, Mello aimed for the thing that threw up all over him and shot. The kitten squealed and ran for it's life. Of course Mello kept shooting again and again trying to kill the fuckin' piece of shit that got him all dirty.

Matt just stood by the couch trying to take in everything that happened with his mouth open. When he finally caught up to the reality he ran towards the kitten, grabbed it and yelled at Mello.

"How many times do I have to tell you that we do NOT fix problems by shooting things. And on top of that, this is a real animal. I don't want to have blood all over our couch." "But it threw up on me." Mello tried to snatch the kitten from Matt. "Well maybe next time you'll think before feeding chocolate to a cat." "Whatever. I don;t give a shit about this fuckin' cat. If you keep it away from me I won't do anything to it." And Mello stormed off into the kitchen to get his chocolate.

"Me-Me-Melloooo, kitty died!" Matt's sobs turned into a river of tears. The redhead buried his head in Mello's lap still crying, but the blond made no attempt to move away.

OK, so I came up with this idea thanks to a review. If you like this idea, then review and tell me your ideas. I have a few more chapters written, I just need to type them up.

Author's Notes: Epic fail, Mello said he won't take care of kitty but then he goes on and feeds it chocolate! XD

Ha, ha ha! Kitty threw up all over Mello!

Well please review and give me more ideas 'cause I'm starting to run out!