How to write character conflict.

So, everyone knows that for a character to be memorable they must appear as human as possible, flaws and all. After all, who has heard of a group ever getting along with each other, I mean the whole point of this series is all about the console war! As a result, I, the most amazing author in all of Gamindustri, have decided to show you everyone in the entire series as human as possible.

Neptune was lying down on the ground, shoving oodles of pudding into her face, causing all the wrappers to fall to the ground.

CURRENTLY

"Neptune!" nagged Histoire, who was a complete and utter nag. Neptune was shocked and froze in the middle of sticking her face into the pudding cup and licking the inside of the cup. "You need stop eating pudding because its bad for your diet and…" Neptune decided to ignore what Histoire was saying and kept licking the pudding cups.

ELSEWHERE

In Lastation, Noire was being her usual Tsundere self. A Lastation teen ran up to her with a small box in his. "Ah, Lady Black Heart, I wanted to ask you-" Noire whipped around, her twintails slapping the boy in the faces, before she slapped him in the face. "Wh-what d-do you think yo-you're doing b-baka?!" Noire said while blushing and picking the boy off the ground when she had slapped him.

"Ah, thank you Lady Black Heart." The teen said as he rubbed his face. "Anyway, I wanted to give you this -" Noire's eyes widened and took a step a back.

"Are y-you proposing to me?" She asked. The teen blinked, looking confused. "Ah I-" Noire then kicked the boy to the ground, her face flushed with red. "I-if you're going to propose to me at least do it right!" She said while picking the guy up off the ground again. "B-but I'd really love to be your wife." Noire blushed in a kawaii manner.

The Lastation teen only had one thing to say.

"What?"

MEANWHILE

"FUCK YOU, YOU GODAMN PIECES OF SHIT!" Blanc shouted, as she smashed her hammer into an NPC's face, sending them flying into the air like Team Rocket, they even did the twinkling thing. Mina cautiously approached the CPU who had been acting odd ever since this morning. "Ah, Blanc-" Blanc glared at Mina, causing the oracle to stop talking. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MINA, YOU WHORE?!" Blanc shouted, causing spit to fly onto Mina. Mina took out a handkerchief and wiped the spit off her face. "Blanc you seem rather…" Mina searched for the right word to say. "…irritated." Blanc's eyebrow twitched in anger. "I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY!" Blanc shouted while smashing in a storefront window and drinking a lot of milk.

"BY THE WAY MINA, HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LITTLE SHITS ROM AND RAM?!" Blanc asked. Mina shook her head, "No I haven't seen them since this morning."

"SHIT!"

PREVIOUSLY

In a darkened basement underneath the Leanbox Basilicom, a blond woman was carrying two little girls with tape over their mouths. "Hehehehe…" Vert laughed to her self as she strapped Rom and Ram to a chair. She then ripped off the tape that was on the twin's mouth.

""OW"!" Ram and Rom shouted.

"Oh, I'm sorry I had to hurt you my darling sisters." Vert said to Rom and Ram. Ram glared at Vert, "First off we're not your sister's you psycho!" Ram shouted. "Second, after what you've done there's no way we'd want to be your sisters!"

Rom had tears in her eyes, "Miss Vert, why did you kidnap us from our rooms?" Vert chuckled darkly and wheeled out a laser labeled, "SISTERATRON 30017, MAKE YOUR WISHES OF HAVING YOUNGER SISTERS COME TRUE!" there were also many warnings and side effects on it, but Vert ignored those, what use did they have?

"You see Rom, Ram, this laser will mold your minds into becoming my perfect younger sisters!" Vert said while dramatically shouting at the top of her lungs. "I got this from , it's a wonderful site." Vert sighed wistfully, while thinking about the yaoi fanart she had found that they three of them could enjoy together.

"R-ram, she's drooling." Rom whispered to Ram, while watching Vert drooling while laughing to herself and twirling her hair around. Ram whispered back to Rom, "I know, it's really gross." They both turned their attention back to Vert.

"Anyway, time for your brainwashing!" Vert said while flipping the switch

MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DARK LOCATION

Nepgear crackled maniacally as she fine tuned her device which would allow her to take over Gamindustri.

"Now it'll happen for sure…" Nepgear said while laughing like mad and turned on the machine. The machine started to shake and rattle, until Neptune came tumbling out the other end. Then another Neptune fell out, then another, and then another. Soon the room was filled with various clones of Neptune.

"Attention Neptunes!" Nepgear shouted, causing the Neptunes to stop what they were doing and look at Nepgear. "You have your orders, now get out there and unite Gameindutri under the flag of Planeptune!" Nepgear then made a pose that may or may not have anything to do with a certain fascist dictator.

"Heil Nepgear!" The Neptunes then stormed out of the room, leaving Nepgear to laugh as her evil plan was finally to come to fruition!

TO BE CONTINUED

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