Lep' In The Hood: Spoiler Alert. The new rules are from the SCRE4M trailer.
In Woodsboro Dave Richards and his friend Rob Fears sat in class full of Junior students. Their class were discussing the murders that took place.
Everyone focused on Dave and Rob, they were the two film-buffs of the class.
"Rob have you noticed that every time these Ghostface murders start, the first victims are a couple?" said Dave.
"Yeah but in the end he always has a motive." said Rob.
"Or she." said Kristy Marino, their friend.
"Or them" said Dave. "Usually Ghostface turns out to be 2 different people."
Rob interrupted. "But we have to remember, Sidney Prescott was always the reason the murders took place."
Everyone stared at him. Then at Michelle Altieri, the younger sister of Mickey Altieri.
"What are you all staring at?" she asked. Everyone turned away.
"Anyway. The murders didn't start with Billy Loomis, they started with Rina Reynolds." said Dave. "Also known as...Maureen Prescott. Sidney's mother."
"How?" asked Kristy. "Maureen was raped and she gave birth to..."
Michelle interrupted. "...Roman Bridger." she said. "Sidney's half brother."
"Yeah. That's right." said Rob.
"He was angry with Maureen. For leaving him. Then that's when Billy Loomis and Stu Macher get into it." Michelle continued. Everyone looked at her.
"Roman told Billy that Sidney's mom had an affair with his father. Billy's mom, Deborah, found out and left Billy and his dad." finished Michelle.
"That's how the '96 murders came to be." said Rob.
"Rob who cares what happened back then? We're the class of '10 man!" shouted Dave.
"Dude calm down." said Kristy.
"I'm sorry. It's just that...times have changed you know? It's a new generation, ours." Dave explained.
"What's that mean?" asked Michelle.
"It means the rules have changed." said Dave.
"Rules?" asked Michelle.
"New decade, new rules. The rules to survive a horror movie. Now listen up because all our asses are up for grabs." announced Dave.
"All right, rule number one: The kills can't be lame. They have to be way more extreme." said Dave.
"Expect the unexpected. It's the new cliché." said Rob.
Dave turned to him. "Dude, don't interrupt." he said. "And this last rule applies to everyone in this room: virgins can die now."
There was chattering throughout the classroom.
"Hey I told you guys. All our asses are up for grabs." Dave laughed.
Suddenly students were running in the halls. Rob and Kristy went to see what was going on. Rob stopped some girl.
"Hey, what's going on?" asked Rob.
"Sidney Prescott! She's back in Woodsboro!" she said.
