HEY EVERYONE!! Hope you like this chapter Things start getting more intersting, or so I think.
"Talking" 'Thinking' Song/exageration Yelling/Time Change
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WORDCOUNT: 1,147
I sat there thinking what to do. Wow… I'm on top of the 'worlds top 3 detectives' and I didn't know what to do with him. Pathetic. What to do what to do.., I could get his REAL name… but it would be better to find it out on my own. I could spill some tea on him… but that wouldn't accomplish anything. I could eat all his cake. I can reach it from here too! Hahahaha!! I have discovered how to make the famous L mad at me, lovely. I reached over to the table and grabbed a random piece of cake. It had been bitten in to, most likely the one he was eating before I used my ninja skills on him. I held it up in front of his face… then remembered that he could only see the plate bottom. So I sat it on his chest and stuck the fork in to it. Watching his reactions carefully, I hardly held in a laugh. His eyes had gone even bigger then I've ever seen them. I stuck the cake in my mouth and heard him gasp. God, its only cake… right?
L's POV
I saw her reach up on to the table and grab something. I couldn't see what it was as she held it up over my face... looked like a plate. Weird I thought. Then I felt something on my chest. I looked up and felt my eyes go wide… it was MY cake. She stuck some on a fork and put it in her mouth. I gasped. My… cake… I was shocked. NO ONE eats my cake with out my telling them they can. She had crossed the line. I could live with the whole 'I-could-kill-you-anytime-I-want' thing, but that was my cake. Speaking of killing, why am I still alive?? Weird, I should ask her later. I looked at her again and saw that she had finished two pieces of my beautiful cake and was reaching for her third… two can play at that game. Once again she had put the plate on my chest. I tried to raise my arm up and snatch the cake away… but my arm brushed didn't move. I felt her legs shift so that they were on my arms, apparently making sure that I didn't take back MY cake. I don't remember ever being so annoyed with something only semi work related. Stupid non-existent social life. Man, I need to get out more.
Yume's POV
I kept watching him as I ate my third piece of cake. I wasn't getting the results I want. He's just sitting there… at first he reacted great, but now his eyes are all glazed over… like he's thinking… or plotting. SHIT!! HE'S PLOTTING AGENST ME!! I need to plot as well… oh the joys. Let's get started! Um… I could online shop for baby things in his name… no he can send them away as a mistake. I could eat his cake… right… that's what I'm doing now. I could make him get Alice outta jail. I wonder how its going with that guy anyway. She would hate me for getting her out before anything happened. She's weird like that. Shit, I need plans!! Um… Hell if I know!!
Then my answer walked in the door, Hello, you're a new person here.
"L are you here??" he asked. Now that I look at him… he reminds me of someone that is always 'picture perfect' a suit? Who the hell wears suits!? If it was a work meeting then yeah… but its just L.
"Nightmare… get off me now. That's Yagami Light. He's my top suspect" he whispered. Clearly not wanting to be found with me sitting on him. HA! I was right; my plan walked though the door.
"NO! I WILL NOT GET OFF!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!! MAN WHORE!!" I yelled. As planned Mr. Picture-Perfect walked over. I quickly brought tears to my eyes, thinking of my family. I looked up at Light, all teary eyed. He reached out a hand to me as if to help me up. I grabbed it and got off of L, thanked Light and ran off to the bedroom. Slamming the door behind me. I jumped on the bed and started to fake cry. After about 2 minutes of that I muffled it with a pillow, they wouldn't notice that I had stopped and was standing by the door listing.
"-the hell happened?!" I heard Light yelling at L…. Oh the non-existent irony.
"N-n-n-nothing!! I have no idea what she's talking about!! She sat on me! I never did anything!! She's the DEVIL!!" he said just as loud as Light, pointing to the door. Hell I could be fake crying and still hear what they were saying. Then it came to me… Light Yagami was a gentle man. He would stop L from stopping me from running out the door. I could leave, assassinate L, free Alice, and start up assassination again! SWEET!! I grabbed my small black and purple backpack and started stuffing it full of everything I could find that would be useful; sweat pants, sweater, toothbrush, hair brush, that fleece thing on the bed, two water bottles from the mini fridge, about 5 bucks on the dresser. I sung the bag over my shoulder, pushed on my shoes and opened the door. L and Light looked around. L's eyes said "OMFG NO!" and Light's said "Its ok, I'll help you get away." I walked to the door and opened it.
"Good-bye L-kun." I said, with mock sadness in my voice. L started to get up but Light, bless him, pushed him down saying.
"Don't make her stay with you." I could have burst out laughing but I didn't. If I did Light would know what was going on… and that would work like shit." Mikomi-Chan, your welcome to stay at my place," He said looking at me with hopeful eyes. Argh… I bet he wants 'here-I'll-take-the-pain-away sex. And where did Mikomi come from? I bet its L, saving my identity, I ALMOST feel guilty, wait... and its gone!!
"No thank-you Light-Chan, I have somewhere to go." I smiled at him and walked out the door… I remembered the note I left on his bed;
Nobody could cause the pain you have,
Can you live with yourself after what you've done,
Keep all of your pointless apologies,
The day will come when you have …
Nightmares of me.
He'll get it. I don't think Light will, he looks smart with things like numbers. Hopefully L under stands…. Nobody can keep the Nightmares.
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SO! She's free and on the streets! REVIEW!!