*This one took a while but I'm definitely planning on finishing this fic eventually. Anyway, enjoy Goku and Vegeta getting emotional because they're high.
Vegeta and Goku had just smoked their first few hits. Goku was already starting to feel something. Since Goku is less tolerant than Vegeta, he got more of a high. Jeez, can you imagine Goku high? Well, now you don't have to.
"Vegeta, I'm hungry." Goku whined.
"You're always hungry."
"Yeah, but I feel hungrier than usual."
"You just have the munchies."
"Vegeta, can we get something to eat?" Goku asked innocently.
"You'll be fine, Kakarot. We still have some weed left." The stoned prince replied.
"Vegetaaaaaa. I'm hungryyyyyyyy."
Vegeta tried to ignore Goku's whining. But the low-class saiyan kept rolling on the ground and crying. Now that he was high, Goku was more annoying than usual.
"Fine, Kakarot. If it'll get you to quit bitching."
"Yaaaaaay!"
"Let's just go back to Capsule Corp. I don't want to be seen in public with you like this."
"Like what?" Goku replied. "I'm fine."
"Your eyes are bloodshot and you're being extremely paranoid."
"They are? Oh god, what if Chi-Chi finds out? Chi-Chi's gonna kill me! Chi-Chi's gonna kill me Vegeta! I bet she's on her way right now!"
"Shut up, she's nowhere near here." The doped Vegeta told Goku. "Let's just fly back to Capsule Corp."
Goku agreed although he was worried about being seen in the air. He would have used his instant transmission, but nobody was at Capsule Corp. He's probably too high to do that anyway. The two Saiyans took off and headed toward Vegeta's house. Goku had a little bit of trouble flying because he kept zoning out. Also, he kept looking for Chi-Chi. He was so afraid of what she would do to him if she found out he was high. There's no dragon balls to fix that.
While Goku was scanning the ground for Chi-Chi, he saw a woman with blonde hair that he hasn't seen in a while. It was Launch. She looked like she was running from something.
"Hey, look Vegeta!" Goku said excitedly. "It's Launch!"
"Who?"
"Let's go say hi to her!"
"No, Kakarot. She's gonna see you high. Let's just keep flying."
"Nah, she wouldn't mind. Let's go."
Goku started flying towards Launch before Vegeta could object. Vegeta reluctantly followed after him.
"Hey Launch!" The Saiyan landed right in front of the criminal. "I haven't seen you in forever! I almost forgot you existed."
"Goku!" yelled the startled Launch. "Listen I gotta go, I gotta get-Are you fucking high?"
"I told you she would notice, Kakarot!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Yeah, I'm totally baked." Goku said slowly.
"Well, speaking of weed, I just got caught with it and Krillin had to bring me in. I escaped but they're still after me so I gotta go."
"Oh man!" Goku shouted. "So, if we get caught like this would Krillin arrest us?"
"That's what happened to me. Now I gotta run."
With that, Launch took off. Goku started to worry about what would happen if Krillin found out he had been smoking weed. Would Krillin really put him in jail? He couldn't do that. Krillin is Goku's best friend.
"Kakarot, don't worry about it." Vegeta reassured Goku. "I've been doing this for years and he's never caught me."
"Yeah, you're probably right." Goku said still worried.
"By the way, how come I've never met that girl?"
"Oh, it's because bitch-ass Toriyama can't remember his own characters." Goku said bitterly.
"You are so high right now, Kakarot. You're starting to act like the writer."
"Let's just get to Capsule Corp so I can forget about the whole Launch thing. JUST LIKE TORIYAMA DID."
Vegeta and Goku took off and headed towards Capsule Corp once again. For the rest of the flight, Vegeta had to listen to Goku rant about Toriyama. The weed really made Goku let out his emotions. Vegeta was relieved when they got there because he knew Goku would shut up while he's eating.
As expected, Goku immediately raided the fridge.
"Save some for me Kakarot." Vegeta said. "I've got the munchies too you know."
"Of course, best buddy!"
Since Vegeta was high, he didn't care about Goku calling him "best buddy". He thought that it was kind of nice that Goku forgave him after all he did. He's able to forgive so many people. Vegeta could never do that. Sometimes Goku can be a really great person.
Oh god, now Vegeta's getting sentimental.
"Hey, why did you want to come talk to me in the first place?" Vegeta asked the hungry Saiyan.
"Oh." Goku said with his mouth full. "I just wanted to say hi, that's all."
"You just wanted to say hi?"
"Yeah. You're my buddy, right?"
"Hmph."
"Oh, come on! You know you can't live without me!" Goku teased.
Goku was somewhat right. Vegeta needed Goku in a way. Without Goku, he would never have gotten stronger. Sometimes, Vegeta can't stand him. But they've really started to bond over the years.
"I guess…" Vegeta started. "But that's only because you help me get stronger!"
"Are you suuure?" Goku jested.
"Yes, Kakarot! This isn't turning into one of those fanfics!"
"Well, I just want you to know that you're a good friend Vegeta! I really admire how much you've changed!"
Vegeta seemed unmoved.
"The weed is making you sentimental, Kakarot."
"Oh really? Does it make you sentimental?" Goku asked curiously.
"Maybe sometimes."
Goku got up in Vegeta's face.
"Ooh! What do you get sentimental about?"
"I'm not going to tell you!" Vegeta said turning away from the giddy saiyan.
"You get sentimental about Bulma don't you?"
Vegeta looked nervous.
"I knew it!" Goku laughed. "You love your family!"
"Shut up!"
"You love Bulma! You love Trunks!" Goku teased in a sing-songy voice.
Vegeta started to get irritated.
"That's one thing we don't have in common. I actually love my family!" Vegeta shot back.
Goku looked shocked. Suddenly, he started to giggle.
"What's so funny, Kakarot?"
"You admitted it!"
Vegeta was silent for a while as he stared back at Goku. He unexpectedly started to tear up.
"I really do love my family, Kakarot."
Goku gasped with shock and excitement.
"I never thought I would have a family like this. At first, I only wanted to have Trunks to keep the Saiyan race going. I never thought I'd actually love him like I'd love a son. I know I'm usually hard on him, but he makes me proud. And even though I didn't raise him, Future Trunks makes me proud too. The future me couldn't be there to raise him, but he still became a man. He's braver than I could ever be."
"Jeez, Vegeta." Goku said. "Now you're gonna make me cry."
"And Bulma's such a strong woman too. Most women on this planet are taught to be polite and gentle. But she's different. I guess that's why I was attracted to her in the first place. Saiyans are wired to like strong women."
"Wow, Vegeta. I never knew you felt that way." The surprised Goku said. "Actually, I kinda knew that. I just didn't think you'd ever say that."
"Well, if you tell anyone what I said, I'll never share my weed with you again."
"Right."
There was an awkward silence between the two Saiyans. Finally, Vegeta broke it.
"Do you really think I'm a good friend? Or were you just saying that because you're high?"
"Of course, I do!" Goku responded. "You know I'd say that sober!"
"Well," Vegeta started. "You're a pretty good friend too, I guess."
Suddenly, the two Saiyans burst into tears.
"We're so fucking high right now, Kakarot."