AUTHOR'S NOTE: Wow, I published chapter 3 earlier today (April 28, 2011) and already two more reviews? Unbelievable! This might catch up to my most reviewed fic, Wimpy Futures, before this is done being written. Keep it up, everyone! And enjoy chapter 4!

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Link got back to Epona and started riding to Hyrule Castle, but he forgot that it had been destroyed. He wondered where Ganondorf could be hiding when he passed a gigantic black castle with giant spikes on the top of every tower. It was so intimidating that even Link was so intimidated by it that he wished that he could have lost the fight at the Temple of Light and be stuck in that room forever, safe from this horror. But as the Hero of Twilight, his duty was to save the two worlds and he had to fulfill it.

He started riding towards the castle when he spotted two Darknuts at the door. He decided that it would be best for Epona if he went the rest of the way on foot. So he got off and drew out the Twilight Sword before running over to the two guards.

"Excuse me, but you can't come near Ganon's Castle with that sword," one of the Darknuts said.

"Hey, wait a second, Ernie," the other Darknut started.

"What, Phil?" Ernie asked.

"Green clothes, part of a green hat, and brown boots?" Phil listed Link's clothing. "Isn't that that hero kid Master Ganon was talking about? What's his name, Binc?"

"NO!" Link shouted, offended. "My name is not BINC, it's LINK. Uh oh."

"IT IS!" Ernie exclaimed. "GET HIM!"

They both swung their swords at Link, and so he swung his. There was that sound again. And then the WHOOSH. And then more hat.

"OH COME ON!" Link exclaimed before taking off his hat and putting it in his pocket. "You know, after I save these two worlds I'm getting that fixed." And so the fight resumed.

Link swung his sword and missed, so the Darknuts swung at him. Link leaped straight up into the air and, amazingly, landed on one of the swords. The sword came back to the Darknut and Link stabbed it.

"Sorry, Ernie," Link said as the heavily armored knight fell to the ground. Then he turned to Phil, who started running and then jumped into the moat. "Well that was successful."

And so Link walked into the castle, sword in hand. He walked up an extremely long staircase that felt like it was a hundred miles, almost straight up into the air. He finally got to the top and opened a door, expecting some sort of security device to sent thousands of arrows sailing directly into Link's head. No, that wasn't there. What was there was much more disturbing.

He saw a pink room filled with pink unicorns and pink fairies and pink hearts and pink lollipops and pink gumballs and pink bunny slippers and pink furniture and a pink bed. And in that pink bed was a familiar man in all pink pajamas. It was Ganondorf, snoring like a little baby. And his room was like that of a little baby GIRL.

You have no idea how much trouble Link had not to crack up so loudly that the Gorons could hear him from Death Mountain. I mean, GANONDORF? WITH UNICORNS? AND PINK! Link thought. He almost forgot what he was here for: to kill Ganondorf and save Hyrule AND the Twilight Realm. But he could not contain himself, any longer; he burst out laughing. He ended up on the floor, almost in tears from all his laughter. When he finally recovered (which took a long time), he got up to see an angry Ganondorf, fully dressed, standing in front of him.

"You are mocking me?" Ganondorf said, probably so loudly that the Gorons actually COULD hear it. "YOU WANT TO DIE, HUH? YOU WANT TO DIE, HUH? WELL, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!"

And so Link prepared for the hardest fight of his life.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yep, that's right! I just made fun of Ganondorf. Hit me if you will. How'd you guys like the chapter? Super Mario 64 references rock! Family in-joke in there. If you got it, give me a call, you're my brother. Stay tuned for chapter five!