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~:~Severus/Remus=Cranky Werewolves~:~
"Seeeeeeevvvv."
Severus Snape lay on his side of the bed, his eyes closed tightly to block out the morning sun.
"Sev?"
Severus remained still, hoping that his lover, Remus Lupin, would eventually give up.
"Sev!"
Severus reluctantly opened an eye.
"What?,"he slurred, sleepiness evident in his voice.
"Sev, do you remember what today is?,"Remus asked sweetly, his eyes shining in the morning light.
"Today is the day that I stay in bed,"Sev answered,"Today is the day that I stay dormant and sleep."
Ah yes. The love between these two.
You see, they were not as big of enemies as we thought.
As it were, Severus and Remus had gone out for a few months in their sixth year. The only reason they had seperated was because of Sirius' little blunder with the Whomping Willow.
Over the years, the two lingered with memories of each other.
After Sirius was cleared of charges in Harry's sixth year, he had brought the two together again, hoping to try and make up for his past blunders.
And boy, had it worked.
The two, upon seeing each other, immediately felt whole again.
After dating again for about six and a half months, Severus proposed. Remus, of course, accepted.
The two married almost three years ago, the week before Harry's nineteenth birthday.
It would have been sooner, if not for-
"Daddy!"
-...If not for that.
"Daddy!"
Yes, our favorite snarky potions master and our loveable werewolf had a family.
They had planned on marrying before Harrry finished Hogwarts. Just a bit before his graduation.
However, fate and Murphy's Law decided to kick in that March.
It was in Harry's seventh year that Severus made his first potions mistake since he was in school.
He had mistaken Remus' Wolfsbane for a Fertility potion.
This, as we can tell be-
"Dad!"
-By THAT, turned out...differently.
Remus, not knowing the difference at the moment, took the potion.
It was only after that violent full moon and a month of relentless vomitting that he agreed to have Severus take him to see a mediwitch.
Sure, Severus fainted when they found out. Yes, Remus was prepared to gut Sev like a fish.
Four months later,the two posponed the wedding for a later date.
Severus had objected at first, not caring.
However, Remus, later on in these nine months, convinced him. His exact words being,"You are not the one who is a)pregnant or b)having to wear white dress robes at a wedding. If it were you, no one would notice a baby belly. You get to wear black. But, as I agreed to wear white, we will wait."
So, they waited.
...And waited...
...And waited...
...And fought...
...And had a few mood swings...
Eventually, the baby decided it wanted to see its parents happy again.
So, on December second, little Asphodel Lupin-Snape was born.
To save time, and lots of finger cramping, let's go through the basics after that.
Aspodel was born, Severus and Remus were happy daddies, they got married a week before Harry's nineteenth birthday.
It's been a year, making little Asphodel three years old.
Let's take a look, shall we?.....
Remus looked annoyed.
"Severus Snape, get up NOW,"he growled.
Severus' eyes snapped open.
He looked across the room to look at the calendar.
'Oh no,'he thought,'It's the full moon!'
Remus tended to get a bit...moody near the full moon.
...Hell, moody is the understatement of the year! He's downright bitchy!
"Yes Remmie. I'm up, I'm up!,"Severus replied, wanting to avoid a fight,"Why don't we go check on Asphodel?"
Remus smiled.
"You go. I'll go fix breakfast,"the golden eyed werewolf replied.
Severus nodded. It was safer to just agree to whatever Remus said around this time of the month (pun very much intended).
As Remus put on a shirt, which was thrown across the room after last night's...vigorous activities...he walked out and made his way out of the master bedroom and to their kitchen.
Severus cautiously got up.
"Dad!"
"Coming Asphodel!,"Sev replied, pulling on his clothes.
Severus made his way to his daughter's room.
Despite the fact that she was half and half of Remus and Severus, little Asphodel was nothing like either of her daddies.
She was a carefree little girl, with a sweet heart. She loved to play and explore and question everything around her. She was also very intelligent for her age, making it hard for Remus and Severus to hide things from her.
During the summer days, Remus and Severus would take her on trips to Hogsmeade or to visit "Uncle Siri", "Uncle Harry", or, our personal favorite, Gammy and Gampa, Remus' parents.
During the school year, little Asphodel would go with her parents while they taught at Hogwarts. She spend her day in the DADA room, or the Potions room. Either that, or she played with "Uncle Albus" or "Auntie Minnie".
Asphodel was a cheery person. Her favorite food was, and probably always will be, mashed potatoes. She loves every flavour beans (especially the lettuce flavoured ones) and the color lavender.
"Dad!,"Asphodel squealed as Severus gave her her usual morning hug.
"How's my little Asphodel this morning?,"Severus asked, smiling.
"Fine Dad,"the toddler replied sweetly,"Where's Daddy?"
"He's downstairs. Would you like to go say good morning to him?"
Asphodel nodded vigorously.
She lifted her arms, indicating that she wanted her Dad to pick her up.
~:~In the Kitchen~:~
The small family sat and ate quietly.
"Daddy?"
"Yes baby?,"Remus replied, his head resting on his left palm as his eyes slowly drooped.
"Do I get to go visit Unle Siri since it's the full moon?,"Asphodel asked, her golden amber eyes slightly hidden by her black hair.
"Yes,"Remus replied tiredly,"In fact, Uncle Harry will be there too.He's visiting."
"Yay!,"Asphodel squealed,"When am I going?"
"As soon as you've showered and gotten dressed,"Severus replied, laying the Daily Prophet on the table.
Without a word, Asphodel hopped up from her small seat and ran to the bathroom.
"Eager, isn't she?,"Remus replied, yawning.
Severus stared at his lover wearily.
"Remus, why don't you go sleep?"
"I'm fine, Sev."
"Remus, you look tired. Just for an hour or so. I'll take Asphodel alone today."
"I'm FINE, Sev."
"But-"
Remus' eyes flashed a brighter gold color, indicating that the lycanthropic temper of his was coming to the surface.
"Okay,"Severus hastily replied,"You don't seem so tired anyways."
Remus grumbled something and got up.
"I'm going to go help As,"he snapped,"I'll leave the shower on for you."
"I can always-"
Another flash of the eyes.
"...Uhhh...Yes dear. Of course."
Remus stalked off silently.
"That man will be the death of me,"Severus whispered to himself.
"I heard that!,"Remus yelled.
'Damn werewolf hearing!,'Severus thought.
After dropping Asphodel off at "Uncle Siri's" house (We never get tied of that!), Remus and Severus returned home.
Remus took his potion and lay down for a nap in their bedroom.
Severus made sure to put a few silencing charms on the door. If he woke Remus on this most dangerous of days, he'd be in for it.
BIG time.
Severus worked in his lab, which was located in the lower regions of their large home.
"Oh Seeeev?,"came a seductively sweet sounding voice,"Can you come help with something?"
Sev knew that tone.
Along with the slight moodiness, Remus tending to get a bit...HYPER near the full moon.
Hyper in the sense that Severus always needed a LONG nap afterwards.
"Coming!,"Severus called, dropping everything.
He liked this part of the full moon...
As soon as he stepped out of his lab, he was ounced on and hit the floor.
"Why hello, love,"Remus purred,"Had a nice day so far?"
"Quite nice. At least, it is now,"Severus answered in a husky voice.
"I really don't feel like moving,"Remus said,"What ever shall we do about that?"
"I've got an idea..."
A moan sounded a few minutes later.
Yup.
Remus was VERY hyper today!
~/~Next Month~/~
Severus awoke to the sound of wretching.
'Remus?,'he thought.
He immediately got up.
"Remus are you okay?,"he asked.
Remus had seemed a bit off after last month.
Even with his potion, that full moon had been a bit...violent.
Remus looked up from the toilet and wiped his mouth off.
"I hate you,"he growled succumbing to another wave of nausea.
Severus looked confuse for a moment.
...Until he noticed a small plastic intrument on the bathroom counter.
...And a box...
'Wizarding Pregnancy Test?,'he thought,'What the...-Ohhhhh nooooo.'
He picked up the small plastic instrument and looked at it, seeing that the test had already been taken, but results were not yet clear.
"I went to St. mungo's early this morning,"Remus said, pausing his vomitting for a moment,"A mediwitch gave me that and suggested that, with my history, it may prove USEFUL."
Severus began to sweat.
"So...I-"
"Severus, didn't you check the LABEL on the potion?"
"Errr, I-"
"Because if that comes out positive, I will hurt you!"
Severus looked on the back of the small box for the key of results.
He mumbled,"Broomstick equals negative, wand equals fertile, remembrall equals infertile, wizarding hat equals positive."
Severus looked down at the white instrument to see the results box still a blank white.
"I only took it a minute ago,"Remus growled, trying to hold back the vomit,"Give it a few more minutes."
Remus resumed his wretching.
Severus stared at the the small white instrument again.
However, he was interrupted when Remus gave a small whimper of pain.
"Owwww,"he moaned, laying a hand on his stomach,"That hurts something awful."
Severus cautiously lay a hand on Remus' shoulder, only to have it slapped away.
"Hand off, Snape,"Remus snapped,"Unless that test comes out negative, you're in deep shit."
Severus scowled.
"Just last months you SUGGESTED another baby, Remus."
"Yes, but I wanted that to be INTENTIONAL. Also, I DIDN'T WANT TO CARRY IT AGAIN!"
By now, the two were fuming.
"Snarky bastard,"Remus snapped.
"Cranky bitch,"Severus replied.
"Arrogant fuck-up."
"Lousy werewolf."
Remus gasped.
"No fair,"he whimpered, his eyes filling with tears.
Severus sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Oh, come here you."
He immediately wrapped his strong arms around the smaller man.
"Don't cry, love,"Sev said, rubbing small circles on Remus' back,"I didn't mean it! I was just...annoyed."
"That's no excuse,"Remus whimpered into Sev's strong chest.
"Come on,"Severus said, lifting Remus' chin so that he looked into those bright eyes.
"How about I buy you a box of those chocolates you like so much? Would that get me off the hook?,"Severus asked hopefully.
All forms of sobbing and whimpering stopped.
"I guess...,"Remus replied,"Will you take me now?"
"Of course."
"And will you get Asphodel that box of Every Flavour Beans you promised her?"
"Of course."
"Okay. Get a robe and some clothes on. I'll be down in a minute."
Severus nodded and kisses Remus' lips before walking out in his normal smooth steps.
Remus wiped his eyes and cleaned himself up a bit, still being able to taste the vomit.
"Remus!,"Sev called, laughter in his tone,"Hurry up! Asphodel's a bit hyper!"
Remus smiled and laughed as he ran towards the bedroom to pull some clothes on.
...On the counter, the small white instrument flickered with magic as a result appeared...
...A small wizarding hat...
~:~End of Chapter Four~:~
Vicky~We are now taking requests! ^_^
Sandy~Send them in with your reviews!
Sandy~We apologize, but we just had so many ideas running around that we...forgot!
Vicky~Please don't hurt us!
Sandy~So, in order to make up for it, we're gonna put up at least two chappies for this fic during this week. All of them will be a few of the requests that have been submited by all you wonderful reviewers!
Vicky~Enjoy! ^_^
~:~Severus/Remus=Cranky Werewolves~:~
"Seeeeeeevvvv."
Severus Snape lay on his side of the bed, his eyes closed tightly to block out the morning sun.
"Sev?"
Severus remained still, hoping that his lover, Remus Lupin, would eventually give up.
"Sev!"
Severus reluctantly opened an eye.
"What?,"he slurred, sleepiness evident in his voice.
"Sev, do you remember what today is?,"Remus asked sweetly, his eyes shining in the morning light.
"Today is the day that I stay in bed,"Sev answered,"Today is the day that I stay dormant and sleep."
Ah yes. The love between these two.
You see, they were not as big of enemies as we thought.
As it were, Severus and Remus had gone out for a few months in their sixth year. The only reason they had seperated was because of Sirius' little blunder with the Whomping Willow.
Over the years, the two lingered with memories of each other.
After Sirius was cleared of charges in Harry's sixth year, he had brought the two together again, hoping to try and make up for his past blunders.
And boy, had it worked.
The two, upon seeing each other, immediately felt whole again.
After dating again for about six and a half months, Severus proposed. Remus, of course, accepted.
The two married almost three years ago, the week before Harry's nineteenth birthday.
It would have been sooner, if not for-
"Daddy!"
-...If not for that.
"Daddy!"
Yes, our favorite snarky potions master and our loveable werewolf had a family.
They had planned on marrying before Harrry finished Hogwarts. Just a bit before his graduation.
However, fate and Murphy's Law decided to kick in that March.
It was in Harry's seventh year that Severus made his first potions mistake since he was in school.
He had mistaken Remus' Wolfsbane for a Fertility potion.
This, as we can tell be-
"Dad!"
-By THAT, turned out...differently.
Remus, not knowing the difference at the moment, took the potion.
It was only after that violent full moon and a month of relentless vomitting that he agreed to have Severus take him to see a mediwitch.
Sure, Severus fainted when they found out. Yes, Remus was prepared to gut Sev like a fish.
Four months later,the two posponed the wedding for a later date.
Severus had objected at first, not caring.
However, Remus, later on in these nine months, convinced him. His exact words being,"You are not the one who is a)pregnant or b)having to wear white dress robes at a wedding. If it were you, no one would notice a baby belly. You get to wear black. But, as I agreed to wear white, we will wait."
So, they waited.
...And waited...
...And waited...
...And fought...
...And had a few mood swings...
Eventually, the baby decided it wanted to see its parents happy again.
So, on December second, little Asphodel Lupin-Snape was born.
To save time, and lots of finger cramping, let's go through the basics after that.
Aspodel was born, Severus and Remus were happy daddies, they got married a week before Harry's nineteenth birthday.
It's been a year, making little Asphodel three years old.
Let's take a look, shall we?.....
Remus looked annoyed.
"Severus Snape, get up NOW,"he growled.
Severus' eyes snapped open.
He looked across the room to look at the calendar.
'Oh no,'he thought,'It's the full moon!'
Remus tended to get a bit...moody near the full moon.
...Hell, moody is the understatement of the year! He's downright bitchy!
"Yes Remmie. I'm up, I'm up!,"Severus replied, wanting to avoid a fight,"Why don't we go check on Asphodel?"
Remus smiled.
"You go. I'll go fix breakfast,"the golden eyed werewolf replied.
Severus nodded. It was safer to just agree to whatever Remus said around this time of the month (pun very much intended).
As Remus put on a shirt, which was thrown across the room after last night's...vigorous activities...he walked out and made his way out of the master bedroom and to their kitchen.
Severus cautiously got up.
"Dad!"
"Coming Asphodel!,"Sev replied, pulling on his clothes.
Severus made his way to his daughter's room.
Despite the fact that she was half and half of Remus and Severus, little Asphodel was nothing like either of her daddies.
She was a carefree little girl, with a sweet heart. She loved to play and explore and question everything around her. She was also very intelligent for her age, making it hard for Remus and Severus to hide things from her.
During the summer days, Remus and Severus would take her on trips to Hogsmeade or to visit "Uncle Siri", "Uncle Harry", or, our personal favorite, Gammy and Gampa, Remus' parents.
During the school year, little Asphodel would go with her parents while they taught at Hogwarts. She spend her day in the DADA room, or the Potions room. Either that, or she played with "Uncle Albus" or "Auntie Minnie".
Asphodel was a cheery person. Her favorite food was, and probably always will be, mashed potatoes. She loves every flavour beans (especially the lettuce flavoured ones) and the color lavender.
"Dad!,"Asphodel squealed as Severus gave her her usual morning hug.
"How's my little Asphodel this morning?,"Severus asked, smiling.
"Fine Dad,"the toddler replied sweetly,"Where's Daddy?"
"He's downstairs. Would you like to go say good morning to him?"
Asphodel nodded vigorously.
She lifted her arms, indicating that she wanted her Dad to pick her up.
~:~In the Kitchen~:~
The small family sat and ate quietly.
"Daddy?"
"Yes baby?,"Remus replied, his head resting on his left palm as his eyes slowly drooped.
"Do I get to go visit Unle Siri since it's the full moon?,"Asphodel asked, her golden amber eyes slightly hidden by her black hair.
"Yes,"Remus replied tiredly,"In fact, Uncle Harry will be there too.He's visiting."
"Yay!,"Asphodel squealed,"When am I going?"
"As soon as you've showered and gotten dressed,"Severus replied, laying the Daily Prophet on the table.
Without a word, Asphodel hopped up from her small seat and ran to the bathroom.
"Eager, isn't she?,"Remus replied, yawning.
Severus stared at his lover wearily.
"Remus, why don't you go sleep?"
"I'm fine, Sev."
"Remus, you look tired. Just for an hour or so. I'll take Asphodel alone today."
"I'm FINE, Sev."
"But-"
Remus' eyes flashed a brighter gold color, indicating that the lycanthropic temper of his was coming to the surface.
"Okay,"Severus hastily replied,"You don't seem so tired anyways."
Remus grumbled something and got up.
"I'm going to go help As,"he snapped,"I'll leave the shower on for you."
"I can always-"
Another flash of the eyes.
"...Uhhh...Yes dear. Of course."
Remus stalked off silently.
"That man will be the death of me,"Severus whispered to himself.
"I heard that!,"Remus yelled.
'Damn werewolf hearing!,'Severus thought.
After dropping Asphodel off at "Uncle Siri's" house (We never get tied of that!), Remus and Severus returned home.
Remus took his potion and lay down for a nap in their bedroom.
Severus made sure to put a few silencing charms on the door. If he woke Remus on this most dangerous of days, he'd be in for it.
BIG time.
Severus worked in his lab, which was located in the lower regions of their large home.
"Oh Seeeev?,"came a seductively sweet sounding voice,"Can you come help with something?"
Sev knew that tone.
Along with the slight moodiness, Remus tending to get a bit...HYPER near the full moon.
Hyper in the sense that Severus always needed a LONG nap afterwards.
"Coming!,"Severus called, dropping everything.
He liked this part of the full moon...
As soon as he stepped out of his lab, he was ounced on and hit the floor.
"Why hello, love,"Remus purred,"Had a nice day so far?"
"Quite nice. At least, it is now,"Severus answered in a husky voice.
"I really don't feel like moving,"Remus said,"What ever shall we do about that?"
"I've got an idea..."
A moan sounded a few minutes later.
Yup.
Remus was VERY hyper today!
~/~Next Month~/~
Severus awoke to the sound of wretching.
'Remus?,'he thought.
He immediately got up.
"Remus are you okay?,"he asked.
Remus had seemed a bit off after last month.
Even with his potion, that full moon had been a bit...violent.
Remus looked up from the toilet and wiped his mouth off.
"I hate you,"he growled succumbing to another wave of nausea.
Severus looked confuse for a moment.
...Until he noticed a small plastic intrument on the bathroom counter.
...And a box...
'Wizarding Pregnancy Test?,'he thought,'What the...-Ohhhhh nooooo.'
He picked up the small plastic instrument and looked at it, seeing that the test had already been taken, but results were not yet clear.
"I went to St. mungo's early this morning,"Remus said, pausing his vomitting for a moment,"A mediwitch gave me that and suggested that, with my history, it may prove USEFUL."
Severus began to sweat.
"So...I-"
"Severus, didn't you check the LABEL on the potion?"
"Errr, I-"
"Because if that comes out positive, I will hurt you!"
Severus looked on the back of the small box for the key of results.
He mumbled,"Broomstick equals negative, wand equals fertile, remembrall equals infertile, wizarding hat equals positive."
Severus looked down at the white instrument to see the results box still a blank white.
"I only took it a minute ago,"Remus growled, trying to hold back the vomit,"Give it a few more minutes."
Remus resumed his wretching.
Severus stared at the the small white instrument again.
However, he was interrupted when Remus gave a small whimper of pain.
"Owwww,"he moaned, laying a hand on his stomach,"That hurts something awful."
Severus cautiously lay a hand on Remus' shoulder, only to have it slapped away.
"Hand off, Snape,"Remus snapped,"Unless that test comes out negative, you're in deep shit."
Severus scowled.
"Just last months you SUGGESTED another baby, Remus."
"Yes, but I wanted that to be INTENTIONAL. Also, I DIDN'T WANT TO CARRY IT AGAIN!"
By now, the two were fuming.
"Snarky bastard,"Remus snapped.
"Cranky bitch,"Severus replied.
"Arrogant fuck-up."
"Lousy werewolf."
Remus gasped.
"No fair,"he whimpered, his eyes filling with tears.
Severus sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Oh, come here you."
He immediately wrapped his strong arms around the smaller man.
"Don't cry, love,"Sev said, rubbing small circles on Remus' back,"I didn't mean it! I was just...annoyed."
"That's no excuse,"Remus whimpered into Sev's strong chest.
"Come on,"Severus said, lifting Remus' chin so that he looked into those bright eyes.
"How about I buy you a box of those chocolates you like so much? Would that get me off the hook?,"Severus asked hopefully.
All forms of sobbing and whimpering stopped.
"I guess...,"Remus replied,"Will you take me now?"
"Of course."
"And will you get Asphodel that box of Every Flavour Beans you promised her?"
"Of course."
"Okay. Get a robe and some clothes on. I'll be down in a minute."
Severus nodded and kisses Remus' lips before walking out in his normal smooth steps.
Remus wiped his eyes and cleaned himself up a bit, still being able to taste the vomit.
"Remus!,"Sev called, laughter in his tone,"Hurry up! Asphodel's a bit hyper!"
Remus smiled and laughed as he ran towards the bedroom to pull some clothes on.
...On the counter, the small white instrument flickered with magic as a result appeared...
...A small wizarding hat...
~:~End of Chapter Four~:~
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