A/N: Ello peeps! Ah, I'm very very sorry I'm wayyy past my due date but my computer is seriously retarded. First it was the charger and I had no power on my computer, and now it's my keys! A quarter of them don't work, so I have to use the desktop computer which I don't like much! So here you are the newest chapter in such a long time!
Summary: Sasuke's used to getting whatever he wants, whenever he wants. So how does he feel when a certain blonde defies him? Well, he'll just have to try harder. Uke Naruto!! ItaSasuNaru!!
Pairings: Itachi Naruto Sasuke, among other pairings
Rated: M
Word Count: 74
Chapter 4: The Curves Is What I Want
The blonde idiot had already been working there, at Uchiha Corp., for a couple of days and things were going smoothly. The blonde blew out a sigh of relief as he got out of his office chair; the chair squeaked lightly from the relief of pressure.
The dobe got out of his office and walked down the long rows of office cubicles, every once and a while and employee would wave to him and he smiled back full-heartedly. Yeah, this new job was not half-bad. The blonde turned the corner and walked out of the room, walking into the ugly cream-colored hall that he had first seen when he walked with the lavender eyed, Neji.
Naruto hummed quietly as he pushed the 'up' button next to the elevator's double doors. Just as the elevator went 'ding' and the doors opened; the never-ceasing smiling Sai came out of elevator with a surprised look on his face at seeing Naruto.
"Ah, hello Naruto...haven't seen you around that much." Sai said with his usual creepy smile, that Naruto had grown used to you.
The two stood there talking lightly, letting the minutes tick by.
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"Arghhh! Where the hell is he?" The miniature raven-haired boy said as he clenched his hair in frustration. The normal sized raven-haired man sat calmly in his big office chair looking at papers through his reading glasses. The man barely paid any attention to the younger raven as he threw his silly little fit because of a certain blonde haired boy being a minute and a half late.
The raven boy shouted again and kicked the plant in the corner as his anger bore on.
"Sasuke, don't take you anger on the poor plant." The man in the big chair said without even looking up from his papers. The younger whipped his head up at his older brother and glared full-heartedly. Sasuke left the plant alone as he stalked over to the big desk and slammed his hands onto the desk's shiny top.
Itachi sighed, took off his glasses slowly, let his papers drop into the desk, and opened his black soulless pits to meet his younger brother's obsidian eyes. The steady glaring match grew on for a few minutes until the younger backed down, not that he would ever admit it. The younger pushed the intercom button on the machine down aggressively.
"Temari! Where is Naruto?!" Sasuke yelled into the machine loudly. The woman on the other end yelped and various sounds of papers scuffling, pens falling over, and a chair screeching loudly were heard in the background.
"Uhh, Sasuke-sama sir! I don't know where Uzumaki-kun is! He was supposed to be up ten minutes ago to deliver some papers. Sai-kun came down so maybe he found Uzumaki-kun?" Temari said with a nervous tone as she waited anxiously for the boy's reply.
"WHAT??" A loud screech was heard from the machine.
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"I hope you will have a wonderful time here. And maybe, you know, we could go out sometime?" The usual calm boy said nervously with a hand rubbing the back of his neck. The blonde beside him laughed happily.
"Geez, what's up with you Sai, you seem tense. Well anyways sure, we should go back to that Café for coffee." Naruto said with a fond smile and then grew nervous.
"Shit! I have to go, Sai! Catch you later!" The blonde idiot said with a quick smile and wave as he ran down the hall to the stairs. The dark-haired boy stood there dumbfounded with a sad smile on his face.
"He doesn't get it…" The boy thought sadly until he was interrupted by a loud voice. An arm lay on his shoulder and a loud chuckle rumbled from behind him.
"Ah, it seems your efforts were futile, the little blonde idiot didn't know what you were trying to say! With a person like that you have to say it flat out loud! Haha!" The taller man said with laughter behind Sai. The dark-haired boy turned around and looked at the man.
"Kankerou-Kun." He said flatly.
"I just have to try harder to get him to notice me!" The creepy smiling boy thought.
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"Haa Haa, Sorry I-I'm late! I sorta got distracted." The blonde idiot huffed breathlessly and nervously as he rubbed the back of his neck and caught his breath. No reply was heard throughout the room as the younger glared at the blonde and the older just looked at his papers.
The blonde idiot blinked repeatedly, the younger Uchiha glared with all his might, and Itachi never looked up once, more like never bothered to care that two other people were in his office. The younger broke the deafening silence as he walked forward toward the confused blonde.
"Where were you, Naruto?" The glaring boy asked the other boy with a demanding tone. The blonde glared back at the raven as he heard the demanding tone. Naruto moved back when Sasuke walked forward until the blondes back hit the wall; Itachi was just sitting there not caring what was happening.
The raven slammed his hands on the wall places on either side of the blonde's head. Naruto shrunk his head back in surprised but still kept his defiant glare up.
"I don't have to tell you anything." The blonde said with a steady voice. The raven's obsidian eyes narrowed farther and he pushed his face closer to the defiant blonde.
"I am your boss, so you have to tell me, no matter what you say." The younger Uchiha said with a smirk; the blonde smirked just as much as the raven and it had shocked Sasuke.
"Actually, Itachi is my boss, so I don't have to tell you anything, you're just his brother." The blonde said as he made the raven-haired boy even angrier. Sasuke suddenly pulled away from Naruto and stared down his older brother, who was immune to it.
"Itachi! Make him tell me!" The younger raven said as he stamped his foot and pouted. The older brother didn't look up from his papers but grunted in the back of his throat to acknowledge the boy.
"Hn."
"Damn you, Itachi, you useless brother!" Sasuke said as he fumed and then turned back around to face the blonde who just stood there waiting patiently.
"For defying your employer, Naruto, you have to go on a date with me." The raven boy said with a smirk. The blonde blinked and then scratched his head in confusion.
"For coffee? I'm sorry but I'm already going with Sai for coffee." Naruto said as he shrugged his shoulders. Sasuke stood there sinking in the information and then a deathly aura hung around him.
"No, a date, as in a couple, you know like a guy and a girl, except this time it's a guy and a guy." Sasuke said quietly while keeping his anger in check.
" What? Dude, when are you going to stop this joke? I don't even think its funny." The blue-eyed blonde said as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Because I like you, Naruto." Sasuke said flatly as if it was obvious, which it is. The blonde opened his mouth in shock and tried to speak but nothing would come out of his mouth.
"Whaaaaaaat? No no, you cant like me! I like girls! GIRLS! You know someone with curves!" Naruto said desperately as he made an hourglass shape with his hands. Sasukes eyebrows frowned but then lit up again.
"You want curves? I've got the curves, see? This is what you want right?" The raven-haired boy said desperately as he lifted up his shirt to show Naruto his masculine curves.
"Sasuke, stop looking so desperate it's degrading." Itachis voice rang out in the room as he looked up from his papers.
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Omake Love (rainbows)
Desperate Sasuke and other cast members
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Sasuke: (shakes his hips) Oh baby when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Kiba: Ahhhh! My eyes they burn! Somebody kill me!
Sasuke: Naruto, watch me! I know you like curves!
Naruto: (off somewhere else, apparently left Sasuke alone with the dying Kiba) Oh hey Garra!
Gaara: ...Naruto...
Naruto: What's up?
Gaara: ...Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Naruto: Huh? No, I think the temperatures just fine, thanks for asking though! (He doesn't get that Gaara is trying to hit on him.)
Neji: Naruto, Naruto, where art thou my Naruto?
Sasuke: Oh baby when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body
Neji: (gouging out his eyes) Ahhh! Sasuke have some dignity...and some shame for god's sake!
Kankerou: Wahhh! I didn't show up that much in this! And that was only because XxTaintedxX didn't know whom else to put!
Sai: I will defeat you Uchiha! (Starts shaking his hips) Naruto, I'm more curvaceous than Sasuke!
Sasuke: (glares at Sai) You wish. You have rolls, as in fat and not curves, you oversized cow!
(Various yells and punches in the background)
Kankerou: Please Review! If you do I might get to star in this fanfiction again!! (Cries in the corner)
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Ah, sorry it took so long to update!
Hope you like it because I didn't like this chapter much!
It was horribly bad and I even made Naruto sound mean!
I am so very sorry!
Review please even if it is bad!
Falls to the ground in desperation,
XxTaintedxX