We Call It Jigsaw
Part 2
Scene 1
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Perry knocks on the door of Heinz' office.
Heinz' door falls on Perry, and the door folds itself up until its a box.
Perry can look through the pigeonhole. (don't ask me why he had one in his office room door, lol.)
Heinz: Perry the Platypus!
Heinz: How nice for you to drop in.
Heinz: And with dropping in, I mean the door dropped in on you!
Heinz: Or something like that...
Heinz: Anyway, take a look at my tomato field.
Heinz: On a rooftop!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Tomatoes!
Heinz: I'm going to sell tomatoes, to make some money.
Heinz: But I thought by myself; That isn't evil...
Heinz: So I made this, BEHOLD!
Heinz shows us a laser (What else? :S)
Heinz: The Making-Vegetables-and/or-fruit-evil-inator.
Heinz: I'm still not sure if tomatoes are vegetables or fruit...
Heinz: But, anyway, anyone who eats one of these, becomes evil.
Heinz: There is just one thing, this wouldn't really help me...
Heinz: I'd just get more rivalry :S
Heinz: So I just have to build a Making-Vegetables-and/or-fruit-obeying-people-me-inator-thingy-something,
Heinz: Or something like that...
Scene 2
In Phineas and Ferb's backyard, Ferb is loading thousands of jigsaw pieces in some sort of transparent globe.
Phineas: This machine will mix all the pieces.
Ones Ferb is done and has closed the hatch, the globe starts spinning and shaking heavily.
It stops shaking and the hatch opens.
Phineas: And now, START PUZZLE-ING!
The kids start puzzle-ing and a rock song starts.
You should start with the corners, and thén you just wórk your way in!
(You should start with the corners, and thén you just wórk your way in!)
It's no competition, but íf you want, yóú can try to win!
(It's no competition, but íf you want, yóú can try to win!)
If you lost tráck of it, than just go see the picture on the bo-o-ox!
(If you lost tráck of it, than just go see the picture on the bo-o-ox!)
But he's done it without the box and he knows he réálly, really rocks!
(But he's done it without the box and he knows he réálly, really rocks!)
So just go make that stupid fo-o-ox!
We call it saw... Jigsaw!
We call it saw... Jig-jig-jigsaw! yeah.
We call it saw... Jigsaw!
It won't work with a hook or a claw! No! Jigsaw... yeah...
(end of song)
Candace walks in the yard, wearing a helmet and holding a baseball bat.
Candace sees the giant jigsaw puzzle, which has the shape of a complete platypus
Candace: Wow... That thing is huge!
Candace: I'm calling mom!
Scene 3
Back in DE Inc.
Heinz: Tomato, tomahto, tomato, tomahto… I don't know…
Heinz: Anyway, you know, tomatoes don't sell very well
Heinz: So I have also made a machine which makes ketchup from them.
Heinz: Here, in this big container, I store the ketchup until I sell it.
Heinz points at a big round glass container with a lot of tomato ketchup inside.
Heinz: All I have to do now is think of a name.
Heinz: I think it should have my name in it...
Heinz: Heinz...
Heinz: Heinz Doofenshmirtz...
Heinz: Oh, and it must be as simple as possible.
Heinz: Doofenshmirtz... Heinz...
Heinz: Heinz... Ketchup...
Heinz: Of course! I know a brilliant name! Doofenshmirtz tomato ketchup!
Perry stares at him like he's an idiot.
Heinz: Why are you staring at me like I'm an idiot?
Heinz: It's a good name!
Perry sighs, and rings the doorbell, which is inside his cage.
Heinz: Oh, we've got company!
Heinz walks to Perry's cage and turns the handle, opening Perry's cage.
Perry jumps out and wants to hit Heinz on the face again.
Heinz(quickly): WAIT! wait, wait!
Heinz: Déjà vu... Hasn't this happened before?
Perry, very annoyed, puts his head of and grabs a little piece of paper, which is in it.
Perry unfolds it and it shows a little flashback from 'Hip Hip Parade', in which Heinz trapped him in a door as well.
Heinz: How did you do that? How did you even TAPE that moment?
Heinz: Anyway, to go back to our routine...
Perry hits Heinz in the face and Heinz steps back, until he bumps into the ketchup container.
The round container rolls away and rolls over all the tomato plants, ruining them.
Heinz: Not my plants!
The container rolls into the Making-Vegetables-and/or-fruit-obeying-people-me-inator-thingy-something.
Heinz: Not my Making-Vegetables-and/or-fruit-obey...
Heinz: Maybe I should shorten the name after I've repaired it.
The glass container breaks and all the ketchup runs out the window.
Heinz: And there goes the ketchup... Well, thank you Perry the Platypus...
Heinz: And that was sarcasm.
Perry grabs a surfboard which is coincidentally laying around and surfs out with the wave of ketchup.
Scene 4
Buford is sitting on the huge platypus-puzzle.
Baljeet: Buford, get of that! It might break!
Phineas: Calm down, Jeet, it's so stable, only a tsunami can break it.
Phineas: For the last piece, we actually need to sit on it.
Phineas jumps on it, Ferb and Baljeet follows.
Phineas helps Isabella to get on.
Phineas: Her is the last piece.
Phineas puts a small part on the edge of a big white squire in the middle of 'Perry's' back.
Isabella: Phineas, What is this squire for?
Phineas: We used science to see the future. It'll work any minute now.
Isabella: See the future?
Phineas: Or the past.
Ferb: Physics suggests something can take place forward and backward in time.
Phineas: Nice said, Ferb.
The white squire becomes grey, than green, blue and white again, but now in the centre is the picture of a bottle of ketchup.
Phineas: Ketchup?
Baljeet sees a wave of ketchup coming their way.
Baljeet: Ketchup! Jump off!
Everyone jumps off the platypus puzzle and the ketchup wave destroys it.
Candace jumps in the yard
Candace: MOM! MOM!
Candace sees all the ketchup and thinks it's blood. She faints.
Linda was following her, and is still on the other side of the fence.
Linda: does that silence mean that it's gone?
Linda: Of course... I'm gonna put the car in the garage, I'll be right there!
Linda takes a seat in the car and drives it in the garage.
In the meantime, Phineas and co are tasting the ketchup which is all over the grass.
Phineas: Mmmm, ketchup.
Phineas: Well, we should clean this up, Ferb...
Ferb pushes the button on a remote and the sprinkler go on.
All the waters flushes away the ketchup and wakes up Candace, just before Linda comes in.
Linda: Candace! Why are you lying on the floor?
Candace: Everything's gone, right?
Linda: What does that even mean?
Candace: I'll be in my room, crying...
Perry: Grrrrrrrr...
Candace: Oh there you are, Perry...
End of part 2