Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and a Nintendo Wii! Fuck Ya!
Matt awoke the next morning to the blaring loudly.
Matt, fumbling around for the snooze: Ah,... I hate Monday...huh...
Matt had found something, it wasn't the snooze button, it was squishy. A good kind of squishy, not like dog shit squishy, but a water balloon filled with warm pudding squishy. It felt so nice and oh so familiar. Matt, enthraled by this new squishy object, racked is brain for where he had felt it before. The alarm blared a few more times before the object shifted, and Matt starred in horror at the ceiling above his bed as he remembered where he had felt it before. He looked over on the other side of his bed to see a sleeping Brogan cuddled under the blankets with Matt's hand smoothly fondling her breast.
Matt, whispering, as not to wake his naked neighbor: FUCK! If I get caught, I WILL GET MY ASS KICKED! HARD! BY A PINATA! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Wait,... how the fuck did she get here in the first place?
(Flashback, paid for by Pepsi, because Coke sucks ass!)
Chazz: There's still Alexis, and PEPSI! WHICH IS WAY BETTER THEN COKE!
Matt: FUCK YA! And yes, I agree, Pepsi is way better then Coke!
Meanwhile,...
Brogan, sweating from intercourse and cuddling up to Jaden: Oh Jaden, I want to stay right here forever.
Jaden: Yay, but, ya see, Syrus and Chumley, want to get some sleep, and your just fucking annoying.
Syrus: YA!
Chumley: What he said! That is sooo not licious!
Jaden, getting out of bed: Shut your fat ass up Chumley!
Brogan, getting up with him: What are you doing?
Jaden, opening the door and pushing the naked Brogan into the September night: Bye, see you again if you want ot get your game on!
Brogan, screaming: I WANT TO GET MY CLOTHES ON!
Jaden, smirking: You know you just screamed that in a mostly guy's dorm, right?
Brogan looked around to see at least 9/10 of the light flick o at that very second.
Brogan: But I don't know where my dorm is!
Jaden, as he closed the door: Ask Matt, your fried with him!
Brogan, getting angry: BUT WAIT...
The door then slammed shut, leaving a butt naked Brogan in the cold as the doors began to be opened. Desperate, she ran to Matt's room down the "hall". She went to the door and prayed for it to be open. The nob turned with ease.
Brogan, thinking: Thank god Matt's to lazy to look his own door!
She ran inside and slammed the door shut and locked it behind her. She looked around and spotted Matt, asleep on his bead. She looked around for his roommate and noticed that it was a single.
Brogan, thinking: How the fuck does Matt get a single? Jaden has two fucking roommates for Christ sake!
Brogan's breathing soon slowed after the running and she felt odd. She looked down to notice that both of her nipples were hard as rocks.
Brogan, now rubbing her arms: Brrrr! How fucking cold is it in here?
She noticed a thermometer on the wall that read 42 degrees F.
Brogan, jaw dropped: HOW THE FUCK CAN HE SLEEP LIKE THIS?
Brogan then turned her attention to Matt after she realized she had just screamed that, but he just slept on through it.
Brogan: Screw it! It's warmer out there!
Brogan was about to leave when she heard the stampede of horny teenage boys stop in front of the door.
Leader: Ok, the naked chick is around here somewhere! Just check all the rooms and we'll find her.
Brogan just stood in fear as she heard doors being opened all around her. Suddenly, the nob to Matt's room turned, Brogan froze perfectly still. The door creaked open slightly!
Leader: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S MATT'S ROOM!
Kid: So?
Leader: I we mess with him this late, he'll whoop our asses in duels! I heard he beat Crowler!
Kid: Whoa! Good thing you warned me!
The door closed and Brogan breathed a sigh of relief. But she wasn't safe yet, she could hear the crowd still searching outside, so she was stuck in the room until the got tired and went back to bed, (Which, for you girls, guys have a natural instinct to follow porn of any kind to the ends of the earth from the time they're 13 to 17, any guy will tell you the same thing, but the ages may be tweaked a bit.) which could be hours. She rubbed her arms vigorously.
Brogan, thinking: It's getting cold in here! I could!... no, Matt only has that one set of clothes... I guess I gonna have to... ugh!
Brogan pushed Matt onto the other side of the bed, careful not to wake him and risk him getting an eyeful. She then slipped quietly in between the sheets and snuggled up against the prewarmed blankets. She was concentrating on the noises outside when she felt Matt roll over, causing her body to surge with an electric like force when his arm slid onto her stomach. She was going to push it off suddenly and kick Matt off the bed, but three things stopped her: 1.) Her Pinata strength couldn't lift his arm while she was this cold. 2.) She didn't want to risk waking him, and 3.) She kind of liked the warmth on her previously frozen tummy (What, I was running out of synonyms for stomach)
Brogan, thinking: I'll just wait until he flips,...yawn..., again, then I'll leave and get my clothes from Jaden.
Brogan snuggled up against the warmth of Matt's arm, and feel asleep to the sound of the roaming crowd of horny teenage boys outside.
(Flashback End, Pepsi RULES!)
Which brings our story back to Matt. He was trying to slip quietly out of the bed, when, being a guy, he failed miserably, causing a sleeping Brogan to roll over and cuddle up against Matt's arm, and wrapping her legs around his.
Matt, crying: This isn't fair, she's right there! Naked and everything and I've got my morning wood! And if I do anything I get my ass kicked... but If I do nothing and she wakes up, I get my ass kicked huh...
Matt the showed a very sly smirk, contemplating the consequences for what he was about to do.
Will Matt, The Author, bless the very crap he writes, write a really hot sex chapter next, or will he chicken out so that he doesn't get his at school on Monday? Tune in next time to find out on Dragon Ball Z!... I mean... If I were a Duel Acadamy Student! Review! I like pie! Meeps!