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Episode 3, He Did WHAT!!

Red Base 0945 Hours Monday August 4 2568

grif: what the hell are you!!

alex starts sniffling and a few tears come out

brian: if you yell at her again you better stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, cuz i'll kill you, dirtbag

sarge: tears of joy makes me feel like your my own son

brian: so, uh, where will i be staying?

sarge: oh, right this way

they leave the room

grif: does anyone else not like that AI?

simmons: i like her, she's cute

donut: i bet the admiral's hitting that

simmons: how? she's a hologram!

donut: yes, but a hologram of a real girl

grif: what?

donut: a hologram of a girl that's in cryo, probably in that dropship outside but she's still physical

alex appears in front of grif

alex: grif? why doesn't sarge like you?

simmons: cuz he's a pussy and has no balls

grif: i'll prove you wrong dare me to do something, right now

simmons: ok, grab a boob

grif: ok, fine

alex: i'm lost, what do you mean by grab a--

grif reaches out and touches, no grabs her right breast

alex: screams

sarge and brian enter the room shotguns ready

brian: what happened?!

alex: grif grabbed my breast!!

brian looks at grif

brian: you...you...YOU!!

runs up to grif and breaks every bone in grif's body

brian goes to alex's side

brian: you ok?

alex: softly yeah, kisses brian on the lips

donut: told you he was hittin' that

simmons: so you are banging an AI?

brian: in a sense

grif respawns

grif: what's that mean?

sarge: shut up, dirtbag

simmons: and i just noticed, you're just a kid!

sarge: no he's immortal!

grif: that's not possible

brian: people said the earth was flat, was it?
people said earth was the center of the universe, was it?
now people say kids can't be immortal and live forever in the form of a kid, can they!?

grif: no, they can't

alex: yes they can! and they're a great lay big smile

brian: let's talk about this in the next episode

that's episode 3, hope you enjoyed it and there will be more sexual situations between brian and the 3 girls (alex and the 2 new characters), there WILL be 2 more characters, well please R&R

now, the second girl will be named zoey, but the third, you will vote on, here are your choices 1: Kilala 2: Fudge i like fudge
3: Toya cool huh
4: Vanilla i like vanilla
5: Cherry now cherries i LOVE