Part 4
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la-
Severus, get out! You have been in there for hours!
Toilets are my home! And are we really on first name terms? Urg.
First names are for weasels.
Weasel, Weazley. Kill the redheads!
(Together) Kill the redheads! Kill the redheads! Kill the redheads!
My lord, I thought you had already eaten that snake.
Nagini is a slithering rope of deliciousness. I eat. I vomit. I eat again.
Delicious snake? Filth is not alive, sir. That is not a snake. That is-
Aaaarg! Severus, save me! I ate a- I ate a-
Go on, die!
Ooops, the wood broke.
Did you know that usually when one falls one hits the ground eventually?
Severus, dear, this is not the time for jokes.
It is not a joke!
This is wierd. Alice in wonderland. I am Alice. Is your name Alice too?
Nooo.
Hmm. Listen, beloved-
Master. We have been over this. We agreed not to...
You agreed. I didn't.
You did.
You think I don't know what I did?
Condidering you dress in robes mad of flowers, Lord Voldemort, I believe my judgement can be trusted a little more than yours.
SNAPE!
Oh. Not Severus, I see. I wonder, what is behind that door...?
Come back! Imperio!
Maaaster, why do you use that spell so much? Sigh.
You dare think you are better than me? You devilish, squeakish koala with bamboo stuck up your eyes!
Ahem cough bipolarity cough.
Yes yes, servant, right you are, we need some more decorations inthis hide out.
Decorations?
More flowers, maybe? Hmmmm... Or dancing tea droplets! The ones that burn when you touch them.
Um. Good idea, my lord. Take that hand off me.
No, I'm pulling out venom. Nagini bit you.
Did he? No, he didn't, he's dead, you ate him!
My poor snakey-poo! Snape, my fiancé, you now have the job of being my new snake!
END OF PART 4