Track 4
Ash and lava filled explosions echo through the air but on the ground life keeps going. Pickles lands face down on a harsh patch of prickly grass.
Pickles:"Damn! What the hell landed on my back, a fuckin' boulder!?"
He stretches his neck and looks behind to see what exactly fell on his back.
Pickles:"Oh sorry Nathan... I didn't mean that... well I kinda did..."
Nathan:"Fuck! What the hell happenend?"
Pickles:"Dude, I don't know, we're cursed."
Nathan:"We are NOT cursed..."
Pickles:"Ok, ok... then it's probably Toki's fault."
Nathan:"Yeah it was totally Toki's fault."
Pickles:"Dude, where are we at?
Nathan:"At least the sand is gone but what's that fuckin' smell?"
Pickles:"Ummm dude... your uh hair is kinda smoldering."
Nathan:"What the fuck!? My hair's on fire!"
He runs to a nearby stream and dumps his head in.
Pickles:"Hahaha That would have been brutal if it had burned all your hair off... hilarious too."
Nathan:"Like you've got room to talk, mister comb over!"
Pickles:"Dude it's my style! That 'I just got outta bed, screw the world I'll do whatever I please' look."
Nathan:"Also known as: I'm losing my hair but please don't notice. Why do you think we always put you in the back while we are on stage?"
Pickles:"Dude, that's cuz T'm the drummer!"
Nathan:"Whatever helps you sleep at night dude."
Pickles:"Don't start with me Nathan. I got sand up my ass, volcanic ash in my eyes and I think you may have severed my spinal cord. Plus at least I don't dye my hair, mister I'm so bruuutal my natural color is light fuckin' brown... who knows... might be gray by now!"
All the while Nathan creeps up behind him with a big rock in his hands.
Pickles:"Anyway, where is everybody?"
Nathan:"Maybe in your head. Let's find out!"
Pickles:"What the hell are you even talkin..."
Nathan violently smashes Pickles head with the rock.
He slowly opens his eyes then blinks several times, trying to focus. The world is all a blur as he tries to remember what happened. He sits up and blinks a few more times, finally things start to come into focus. All the blurry blobs have become millions of bouncing bunnies.
Pickles:"Dude, what kind of drug trip is this..."
A gigantic stage pops up from the ground as Skwisgaar and Toki jump out jamming chords faster than Pickles' brain can comprehend them. Murderface steps up and joins them followed by Nathan. Pickles feels compelled to jump on stage as well, plus the weird colored bunnies started to freak him out. He jumped behind his drum set and joined in the melodic massacre. Nathan steps in front, his voice blaring through the trees and vibrating the very ground. Out of the bushes a tattooed wildman jumps into the bunny herd, maliciously beating them with a coconut.
"Coconut killer... coconut killer... coconut killer... coconut killer..." Nathan chats as the wildman swings blindly into the sea of pink and blue bunnies. Pickles pounds away, watching the bunny bloodbath intently.
"He lurks in the
bush, leaps out in surprise
Smashes cuddle bunnies with fright in
their eyes!
Deranged bone pierced weirdo, commiting
genocide
Bloodstained furry nightmare, you can never hide!"
Toki and Skwisgaar headbang in unison as the lunatic hurls another coconut decapitating yet another cute bunny as many more continue to scatter around the stage.
"Sneaks inside your
house, bash you on the head
Leave all you valuables, take you
sanity instead!
He is your greatest enemy, He knows your fear
Never safe from his laughter, always near!
Coconut killa! Coconut killa! Coconut killa! Coconut killa!"
Murderface drops his pants and plays bass with his dick until a bunny bites it. Murderface kicks it into the air and the wildman catches it in his mouth then rips it to shreds, bathing in it's blood.
Nathan stomps on the stage, swinging his hair wildly.
"Beware in your dreams, look under your bed
hiding in your shadow, too late, off with your head!
Blood flowing everywhere, spewing out your soul
smiling, the killa says... your bell will tollllllllllll!
Coconut killa! Coconut killa!
Coconut killa! Coconut killa!
Coconut killa! Coconut killa!"
Pyros explode, Skwisgaar rocks his final solo as Nathan pumps his fist. Pickles looks up to see the wildman leaping at him with a coconut.
He wakes up swiftly as water is dumped on his face. He coughs, eyes focusing lazily on Nathan.
Pickles:"Dude... what happened! We were playing a brutal song and some messed up crazy guy was beating things with a coconut. Nevermind... lost it."
Nathan:"Ummm that's right... that guy smacked you in the head with a nut..."
Pickles:"a nut??"
Nathan:"Ummmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Pickles:"So where did that douchebag go?"
Nathan:"Ummmm uhhhhh ummmm I killed him."
Pickles:"Ohhhh that's why your hands are so bloddy."
Nathan:"Ummmm yeah... but since when did I need a reason for that?"
Pickles:"True, true. Dude, where's Murderface and Skwisgaar? I miss their cynicism... oh and ummm the other guy."
Nathan:"Ummmm... other guy? ... I thought there were four of us."
Pickles:"Dude, you suck at math."
Nathan:"Do you want me to bash your skull in again!?"
Pickles:"What?"
Nathan:"Ummm I said... maybe we should look around again. Yeah, that's it."
Pickles:"Nah, we're way too lazy for that."
Nathan:"Oh yeah, I forgot... Damn I'm hungry."
Pickles:"Hey Nathan, look! It's a snake!"
Nathan:"Here snakey snake! Come to Nathan so I can cut you open and devour you insides... you would like that huh lil guy."
Pickles:"Dude, that's totally not gonna entice him. Comeon boy. Do ya want this tasty twing huh? Yeah yummy huh."
The snake strikes blazingly fast and latches on to Pickles arm.
Pickles:"Holy Fuck!"
Nathan watches with wide eyes as Pickles screams.
Nathan:"Dude, that is so fuckin' brutal... Idea for song title: Snake bite on a train blues."
Pickles:"Dude! A little help here!"
Nathan:"Calm down, you'll scare our little snake pal."
Pickles:"Whoa... I'm starting to feel loopy... haven't felt this messed up since highschool... sweet, dude you gotta try it!"
Nathan:"Ummmm do I smoke him?"
Pickles:"What!? No! Smack him."
Nathan backhands him and it strikes Nathan, injecting the vemon while slowly grawing on his shoulder.
Pickles:"Wait for it..."
Nathan:"Whooooooa... I feel floaty..."
Pickles:"Told ya. best stuff I've ever had... dude we gotta show this to the rest of the band."
Nathan:"Dude, we have a band?? coooool.. wait! I can see the meaning of life wrapped inside a rainbow and stuffed in a kid's pocket..."
Pickles:"That's nothin'. Wait until you start to see smells and smell colors."
Nathan:"Wowwwwwww. I think I found God.."
They stumble deeper into the jungle as the snake tags along draped over Nathan's shoulder.
Pickles:"Dude! Toki... that's it!"
Nathan:"Uhhhh he's like the butler guy?"
Pickles:"ummmmmm yeah... why not..."
Nathan:"Hey is that a polar bear?"
Pickles:"Dude, relax.. you're just tripping... what would a polar bear be doin' on a tropical island?"
Nathan:"Good point."