Me: Hi, people! Chappy 4! Lets see another random and retarded part of the Star Ocean's crews' lives!!
Albel: I hate to say it...but...HELP ME DAMNIT!!
Me: Nuh uh! -glomps and tackles down Albel-
Albel: WAAAH!!
Kitsune: Oh geez...Well, time for chapter 4...I guess I should help Albel...Naah! I'll just help him then cuddle him to death! MUAHAHAHAA!
Me: NOT ON YOUR LIFE GIRL!! -attacks Kitsune-
Kitsune: Waah! -attacks Koneko back-
Albel: Uh...I guess start the chapter and I need to find my sword...Then I can-AAH! -gets caught in the girls' fight-
Disclaimer: If I seriously owned Star Ocean, it'd be way funnier and probably never end. The day I own Star Ocean is the day I marry Albel. Which, unless I get a boyfriend, make him change his name to Albel Nox, make him look like Albel Nox, make him act like Albel Nox, then in 5 years marry him, will never happen.
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The gang, having being joined by Koneko and Kitsune trying to hug Albel every chance they get, are in Airyglyph. (I hope I spelt that right.) The girls, besides Koneko and Kitsune, were on the watch tower, watching Peppita perform in the snow, Fayt was in the bathroom (for 3 hours now) with Cliff outside the door, about to explode, yelling, "HURRY UP!!!", Ass-I mean Adray was being girly since he "accidently" drank a "Be-A-Girl" potion without looking and would remain like that for the rest of the day. Albel, being followed by Kitsune and Koneko, was forced to talk to the king and Woltar.
Woltar: So, who are those girls anyway, Albel?
Albel: Don't ask...
Kitsune: We're fangirls!
Koneko: ...
Kitsune: And we've been following Albel around since Fayt let us come along!!
Koneko: ...
Kitsune: Koneko, what's with you? You're as quiet as ever! I thought you were a fangirl!
Koneko: I am...But isn't it sorta...annoying to follow Albel around EVERYWHERE? Hell, you even tried to go into the bathroom with him!
Kitsune: But that's what fangirls do!
Albel: ...Wait what?
Koneko: Yea, she tried to go into the bathroom with you once, but I had to whack with her with one of your feathers of doom. And that's NOT what fangirls do, Kitsune!
Albel: ...So can you go, now?
Koneko: I'm just here cause Kitsune went.
Kitsune: Uh! How rwude!
Arzei: ...What the...?
Woltar: -sips tea- ...-cough- Uh!! -turns into a little kitten- Meow!!
Arzei: O.O
Albel: ...Dunno how that happened, BUT THANK YOU! I can finally stop listening to him nag! He's like a damn mom nagging all the time!!
Koneko: ...
Kitsune: So that's where that cat morphing potion went!
Bum..
Albel: What was that?
Buuum...
Arzei: What the...?
BUUUuuummm...
Woltar: -hiss- MEOW MEOW!! I want chicken...I want liver...Meow mix, meow mix please deliver!
BUUUUUUUUUM!!
Koneko: What the hell?
Albel: ...I don't even wanna know what the hell you put in that po-
BOOM!!! Vox appears in the doorway! Wearing...A summer dress with a pink wig!? ...Apparently he didn't shave too...HAIRY!!
Vox: -girly voice- Hhhhhhiiiiiii!!
Albel: O.o I thought I've seen everything...But I was apparently wrong...
Koneko: ...I think my dead-raiser potion worked...
Albel: YOU PUT IT ON HIM!?
Koneko: I sorta dropped it on the way to Kirlsa and apparently landed and broke where he sorta died...
Kitsune: ...Why is he gay though?
Vox: Oooh. Albel, you look SOOOOO hot!!
Albel: ...I'm outta here!! I have enough problems already!!
Koneko: ...Can I come too?
Albel: ...Okay you can but not your friend.
Kitsune: Heeeeeeey!!
Vox: I wanna go with you too, sexy!
Albel: -eye twitches- This is sooooo wrong...
Koneko: O.o -grabs a random crowbar and hits Vox-
Vox: OWWY!! THAT HURTY!! You a berry berry bad birl...
Koneko: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BORL!? (Yea, birl/borl as I know it means that it's both a boy and a girl)
Vox: ...
Koneko: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!! -grabs a giant axe and chops up Vox-
-Before death- Vox: AAAH! I'm too sexy and hot to die!!
-After Death- Vox: X.X
Albel: O.O Remind me not to get you pissed...
Koneko: Hehe:)
Kitsune: O.o -runs away-
Albel: ...Well, I'm off.
Koneko: Mind if I come?
Albel: ...Bah, why the hell not?
Koneko: Yay:)
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Me: ...That was...retarded...
Albel: Massively...
Kitsune: Incredibly...
Me: Uh...R&R please!