Ok, seriously, we're back.
They all gathered around Rin's casket in a circle.
"Man, that's creepy." Haru said as he pokes Rin's face, "He used to be alive and stuff." This earned him a smack on the back of the head from Ran and a smack from Gou on the booty.
"So what was his final wish anyway?" Nagisa asked, noting the medium sized ship floating there.
"Well, in his own words, he wants 'a sweet ass Viking funeral'." Ran says matter of factly.
"So that explains the ship.'' Rei says, "by the way, can I put this picture of Lizzie Olsen in there with him, it's what he would have wanted."
This initiated eye rolls from the rest of the group, including a gagging sound from Miho.
Ran rubbed her hand over her face in exasperation, "You know what, yeah, sure. Just...do it."
"That's what she said!" Miho yelled, throwing up her hand and dabbing.
"Can we please begin now!" Ran said, drawing everyone's attention. "Alright, boys, through him on the medium sized boat please?"
"Why just a medium sized boat?" Haru asked as he and the rest of the males threw Rin onto the boat.
"Well he specified that he wanted a 'huge ass boat' but we didn't have the budget for that."
And so, they pushed out the boat and it started drifting away. Ran then pushed a button and the boat exploded into flames.
"Wait, aren't we under water..." Makoto said, looking around at everyone else.
"Shhhhhhhhhh..." Chiugsa said, pressing a hand into his face as she watched the scene with misty eyes.
Suddenly Haru, Rei, and Gou produced bagpipes and continued to attempt to play them. You can imagine how exactly that turned out.
"And with that, we say our final goodbye to Rin, that guy that half of us were scared of and the other half didn't really talk to that much because he body slammed us in the whirl pool." Ran said, snapping closed the random book she was holding, "Anyone want pizza?"
To be continued...