Disclamer I do not own Naruto or any of the carraters but i am doing this as a rewrite of Naruto:smoke ninja by "The fifth ridder of armageddeon" He droped this story for resons i do not know.
Now, brats, take a number,"said Ibiki as he gestured at another proctor, who was carrying a box filled with numbers, "Then take your assigned seats! You have 3 mimutes before you get didqualified."
With that the chunin hopefules rushed to the front to see what number they had. Three teams were disqualified because they didn't get to there seets in time.
Soon, everyone was seated. "Now," Ibiki said, "I'll explain the rules of the first exam, while we pass out the test!"
'Aww shit' thought everyone.
"OK! So here's how things work! You start off with 10 points! Each time you're caught cheating, or if you have a wrong answer at the end, you'll lose two points. The teams with the lowest amount of points at the end are eliminated."
'That's not going to be a problem.' thought Naruto.
Ibiki continued. "And if anyone runs out of points, they, along with their entire team, are disqualified!"
"WHAT?" everybody shouted.
"Show us what kind of shinobi you really are! BEGIN!" As one, the entire collection of gennin bowed their heads over the papers to read over the questions.
Most people knew they had to cheat so they did.
Hinata and Neji used their Bakugan using a Henge to cover their veins.
Sasuke used his Sharingan and copied from a chunin disguised as a genin.
Sakura used her over sized brain to get the answers then Ino used her Mind Transfer Jutsu on her then used it on her teammates and giving them the answers she stole from Sakura.
Shino gathered information using a bee.
Gaara used his sand to create the Third Eye.(How did he not get cought)
The Sound genin used sound vibrations from the taping of the pencils.
Kiba used Akamaru in someway. (How the hell would I know what he did)
Tenten used mirrors (How the hell did she not get caught? They were in plain view how could they not see that?) to give the answers to Lee.
Kankuro used his puppet Crow to take him to the bathroom and later gave his answers to Temari.
While team 15 (The Smoke ninjas) just answered one question then fell asleep.
One, a cocky gennin from Grass, looked next to him, where Sakura was scribbling frantically. He looked down at her paper, and began to stealthily (to him) copy down her answers. As soon has he began number five, a kunai flew through the air, nailing his paper in the center.
"Number 15! FAIL!" Ibiki yelled. "Number 45 and 78 fail right along with him!"
They started dropping like flies.
Another twenty minutes passed, bringing the test to the 45 minute mark. According to the paper, that was the time that Ibiki gave out the tenth question. Eyes flickered from the paper to the scowling instructor as they waited for him to begin talking.
"So," Ibiki said."It seems that we have some regular bookworms in here. Or, some very good cheaters!" At that, almost the entire room flinched. The exception was Sakura, who was thinking 'I wonder who was dumb enough to cheat!'
"So now it's time for the tenth question! But first, another rule!" At that, the gennin stiffened. "You must choose whether to accept or reject this question! If you choose to reject this question, you will instantly loose all points, and you and your team will be failed immediately!"
Temari spoke out. "But then what's the point? Why would anyone actually reject the question!"
A sadistic grin crossed Ibiki's features, as he said "Because of what happens when you take the question, and get it wrong. If you do, then… you will never be allowed to test for chunin again, and will be a gennin for the rest of your life!"
Almost everyone in the room began sputtering. "B-But we know they're people here who've taken the test lots of times, and they got to the second or third round!" Ino shouted out.
Another sadistic smirk passed the torturers face. "It sucks for you guys that this is my first year as a proctor."
One stupid genin raised his hand to quit, then alot of people started quiting and this went on for two minuts until they stoped.
"For all those remaining: YOU PASS!" Ibiki shouted. The exclamation was met with looks of shock, indignation, and in Naruto's case, amusement. The scarred proctor went on to list reasons extremely similar to Inner Naruto's reasoning.
"Congratulations!" Ibiki said, as he counted down mentally ' while gripping a teddy bear in one of his pockets.
Three, Two, One, now!' As he thought 'now', the windows in the back of the room shattered, and a black ball rolled through. It extended out into a banner at the front of the room, reading 'Anko Mitarashi , Second Examiner Misstress of the Forest of death.'
And that's exactly who stood in the center, a woman with purple hair and gray eyes she was wearing a skin tight fishnet "Ok, maggots!" She shouted. "I'm your second proctor, Anko Mitarashi ! And now…" she said, all the gennin leaning forward in anticipation, "It's time for a headcount!" A crash of furniture and a number of grunts met that announcement, as almost all of the gennin fell face first on the floor.
"80...81" She counted. "83...84...85...86! Ibiki, you passed 27 three man squads. You're losing your touch!"
Despite the fact he had thought that only five minutes before, Ibiki shook his head. "We've got quite a few outstanding candidates this year."
"BULLSHIT!" she screamed. "I'll cut these guys in half by the next exam! Midgets! Follow me!" Anko jumped out of the window, with all of the gennin following her.