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"Why did you leave?"

Soul's smile was gone. He was just sitting there. Sitting on that deep red couch, glaring at her. They had barely been in the house for more than five minutes and his attitude had taken a 180. Maka just looked him, she had been studying his collection of guitars on the wall whilst he plopped down. She had liked the silence, it was something the two had become used to when they had lived together.

With all the courage she could muster up, she muttered softly, "I thought I loved him." The loud crash by her head made her yelp and duck. A vase lay smashed on the ground. She turned to see Soul standing behind her, panting. Why was he doing this? Soul never acted like this. But that was the Soul she knew all those years ago. This Soul had probably been through hell as a Death Scythe. If he was still the same guy, she'd be very surprised.

"Don't fucking lie to me." It came out as a low snarl, Maka shivered. "We both know good and well you didn't love that bastard!" That was it, he wasn't going to yell at her like this. She came home to see him. She came home for him and him alone and here he was YELLING at HER. "Well you sure as hell didn't do anything to stop it!" Maka snarled at him. He flinched. Her eyes widened, he had flinched away from her.

He didn't look at her. Soul just turned and walked over to the couch, refilling the place he had been before. It looked like he had never moved. Maka twitched a little bit. Unsure if she should join him or not. He looked so..blank. She couldn't tell if he was mad or sad or anything. It was then that she realized they weren't in tune with each other anymore. "Soul?" It was soft, tentative, as if she was tip-toeing through a battlefield.

The gap between them closed in moments and Maka felt herself being pressed between her old partner and the wall. She didn't have time to assess the situation when his lips pressed against hers. Maka sighed a little bit and relaxed. Soul was being gentle with her, his hands tracing up her arms. Just a few seconds ago he looked like he was going to kill her and now he was kissing her?

Today couldn't get any weirder.

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"Mm, Maka?" Soul rolled over and wiped her sweaty hair out of her face. She looked up at him, her eyes glazed over, "Yes?" Her voice was weak but he loved it. "When did you get divorced?" His eyes scanned down her body, his arms around her, she was finally his. "Who said I was divorced?" Wait, he just. He just screwed a married chick? His red eyes widened as he rolled over, Maka sat up and pouted. "Come back, I wasn't done with you yet." Okay, is screwing a married chick.

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Soul grumbled a little bit before yawning, he tried to stretch but he couldn't move his arms. Something was on top of him. His eyes jerked open, "Uncle Soul! Ice Cream Lady!" The little white haired girl bounced up and down on Soul's chest causing him to cough. "Uncle Soul! Mommy said you have to take me to school today! Hey why doesn't Ice Cream Lady have pants on? Why don't YOU have pants on?" Soul nearly threw the little girl off the bed as he tried to cover Maka as well as himself.

"Soul, don't tell me you want to go again." The blonde nuzzled into his back as he began to sit up. "Get up Maka. Put on some clothes. I have to go to work." He seemed angry again and she didn't know why. Then she felt something very, very uncomfortably close to her face. "ICE CREAM LADY~!" Maka nearly jumped out of her skin. It was the little cat girl from the day before, however today she wasn't alone. One the floor sat three more children. Two had black hair and one had brown. The two with black hair were clearly twin boys, the little brown haired one was a little girl. Oddly enough, they looked smaller than Nyla. She could have passed for being a year older than them. Soul appeared in the room and ushered the children out. "I'll be back later. I have to take them to school and then go to work. Feel free to rummage around the house but I wouldn't look under the mattress if I were you." He smiled and left.

Now she wanted to know what was under there. Slowly, assuming the worst, she slid her hand under the mattress. She felt something like a magazine. Gulping, she slowly pulled it out, trying to look but poised to turn should it be something..unsavory. Her eyes widened at the magazine in her hand, "Cross-Cultural Psychology Bulletin?" Soul was into psychology. Odd.

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Blair leaned against the doorway as Soul ushered the children into his car. "Daddy is off to see his kid on the first day of school, huh? When will you let me tell her?" Soul glared at her, "You have no proof that I'm her father. I mean yeah the timing is right but nothing else."

Blair snorted as she got into her own car, "Explain the hair. Explain her undying love for you. Explain why she can turn into a scythe." Soul's eyes widened, "Opps, forgot to tell you." Soul glared at the cat lady. "Fine, we will tell her after school." Blair nodded as she drove away. Today was going to be very, very long. He knew it already.

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"Hi! I'm Nyla!" The little white hair girl bounded over to a strange looking girl with black ears(like her!) and oddly colored hair. The little girl looked up at her, Oh she even had silly eyes! One was red and one was blue! "Zevi." Nyla shook her head, "No, it's Nyla." Zevi sighed, got up, and promptly walked away. "Hey come back Silly Eyes!" She chased after the little animal girl, who continued to walk away, a bit faster now.

"Nyla, leave the poor girl alone." A small hand fell on her shoulder and she squealed. "Death!" She hugged the boy tightly before looking up at his father, "You're in my class too!" Today couldn't have go any better. That was until she saw Mifune. The three children continued to squeal as their fathers looked on proudly. "I'm her dad." Soul said suddenly. Black Star put a hand on his shoulder and Kid sighed. The three men stood there in a semi uncomfortable silence.

"So, how are you going to tell Maka?"

Fuck.

A/N: Yay for stuff. Also, Soul has done every adult female in this chapter. Isn't that awesome? More adventures of Death, Mifune, Nyla and maybe even ZEVI! R&R :D